Steven Seagal

[AlphaBean]

Oh man. I was watching part of one of his newer movies. Hahahahahaha he's the best action star ever.

He's gotten really fat, he has the same long hair, and wears comfortable asian robe shirts that make him look even fatter. Now his martial art moves in his movies look like a dark match, like he will slap a guy and he'll go flying through a table. He turned and shot as he turned, and it was all so obvious and corny, I realized...

Steven Seagal is the only action star to survive. Arnie kind of did, turning to politics, but Steven Seagal realizes that his kind are jokes, so now he makes corny self-deprecating action.

And he's FAT. His constant look of intensity has turned into comedic squinting.