i was surfing the net and found this...
 

(Original song Eminem without me)
Vince McMahon, Real Names With Gimmicks...

Professional wrestlers go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside.
Professional wrestlers go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside.

Ooooohhhhh!

Guess who's back, back again
Vinnie's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back...

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Turner no more they want Vinnie
They're chopped liver
Well if you want Vinnie, this is what you can see
A little bit of Shane mixed with some Stephanie
Some angles that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked in booking meetings
By the writers when they're not cooperating
I'm getting so old my blood is coagulating Hey
You waited this long to stop debating
Now I'm back, I'm on TV and losing ratings
I know you got a job Stephanie
But your husband's mic skills are complicating
So the PTC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So come on dip, bum on your lips
F*ck that show me your lips and show me your t!ts
And get ready cuz this shit's about to get random
I just settled all my lawsuits, f*ck you pandas!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need WWE,
Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need WWE,
Cause it feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still remember Lou Thesz
They start feeling like Goldberg is helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells bitch
A visionary, Austin is scary, could start a revolution,
Polluting the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got clubs of guys kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of J.R. you ask for me?
Well Randy Orton's not going any farther
He has the personality of running water
I enter, front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing in wrestling
Investing in your kids minds and nesting
Testing Attention Please
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need WWE,
Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need WWE,
Cause it feels so empty without me

A tisk - it a task - it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this sh*t that sh*t
Jerry Jarrett, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them Mean Street Posse bastards,
Superhero calls himself the S-H-I-T,
It's interesting that his name is Rosey
You don't know me, you're too old
Older than Rayman, nobody listens to Heyman
Now lets go, just give Rock the signal
He'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
HHH doped, suspenseful as Mabel
Ever since Evolution became a stable
But sometimes the sh*t just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this means I'm disgusting,
But its just me we're just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Billvis Wesley,
To do my booking so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
There's a concept that works
20 million other wrestling feds emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need WWE,
Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need WWE,
Cause it feels so empty without me

Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
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Not the best but it gave me some laughs

:lol:



:shifty:

:wtf:

That was kinda amusing. :lol:

:lol: A little funny

Here, I've got one:

Fat and Old - The Undertaker Song
Sung to the tune Bad to the Bone

Now on the day I returned
Everyone gathered round
And they gazed at a wide wonder
At the new Taker they found
Then I spoke up
Said leave me the hell alone
Fans could tell right away
That I'm fat and I'm old

Fat and I'm old
Fat and I'm old
FFFFAATTT
OLLLDDDD
Fat and I'm old

I got a lot of injuries
Before I left you
I'll get a lot more
In a month or two
I'll only job pretty baby
To Rock and Austin alone
I'm here to tell the fans that
I'm fat and I'm old

Fat and I'm old
Fat and I'm old
FFFFAATTT
OLLLDDDD
Fat and I'm old

I'll have a boring feud
The ratings'll get killed
I'll injure DDP
And get an ego too
I'll only job pretty baby
To Rock and Austin alone
I'm here to tell the fans that
I'm fat and I'm old

Fat and I'm old
Fat and I'm old
FFFFAATTT
OLLLDDDD
Fat and I'm old

Now when I get in the ring
Vince McMahon shuts his eyes
Every wrestler I meet
Their careers all die
I want tell yall something
Vince does what he's told
And I'm here to tell ya
That I'm fat and I'm old

Fat and I'm old
Fat and I'm old
FFFFAATTT
OLLLDDDD
Fat and I'm old
Fat and I'm old
Fat and I'm old

Because I Got High--as sung by Rob Van Dam
to: Because I Got High by Afroman

I wasn't gonna bust open Kurt until I got high
I was gonna make sure he didn't get hurt but then I got high
And now he needs stitches and I know why
-cause I got high (3X)

I was going to learn to sell until I got high
I was going to bump around like hell but I got high
I still takes moves too stiffly and I know why
-cause I got high (3X)

I was going to screw Stephanie McMahon until I got high
I was going to get a threesome with her and a fan but then I got high.
Now I'm stuck here with Mae Young and I know why
-cause I got high (3X)

I was going to win the World gold until I got high
I was going to beat the great Stone Cold but I got high
I'm still stuck with the Hardcore belt and I know why
-cause I got high (3X)

:) very good

:foc:

I second that :foc: