So who in the wrestling world should be behind bars?
 

*storyline wise*

Rikishi - Racially Motivated Attempted Murder *wasnt he on about holding the "white man" down*

There we go, ive shared one. Only really want ones that stand out, i dont want thing's like GBH in Wrestling :shifty:

Real one's: You know like, burning your parents alive in your home :shifty:

Undertaker killed Paul Bearer... He should be getting life in prison.

kane set JR on fire
threatened lita if she didnt fuk him
kane chokeslammed his boss of the stage
he killed his brother technically

kane is unstoppable

King Jericho.

Big Bossman for impersonating a police officer...

Real Life: Anyone who votes for Christy in the diva search probably has kiddie porn on their computers. It's something the WWE should look into before they let her win.

every wrestler whos ever hit a security guard/police officer

Big Bossman for dragging big shows momma's corpse in her casket by a police car.

Eric Bischoff: Attempted to marry Billy and Chuck and impersonated a preist :shifty:

Austin: For Assult (Vince), Grand Theft Auto (Zamboni), and Grand Crush Auto (Numerous cars), Robbery (Rock's title) :shifty:

Triple H: Breaking and Entering (Regal's hotel room), Assult (Numerous), Assult with a Deadly Weapon (Sledgehammer)

Rico: Sexual Harrassment (Everyone)

Shane: for attempted murder (Kane in the limo)

Kaientai: Assault with a deadly weapon (Val's venis)

HBK: Attempted murder and destruction of property (Marty Jennety thru window)

Big Bossman: Too many to name (draging coffins,cooking animals, and impersonating police and guardian angels)

Kane: Dentistry without a license.

Vince should be fired for abuse of power (Corrupt Boss, Austin angle, etc)

Naked Mideon: Public Indecency

Undertaker - Kidnapping (Stephanie McMahon)

JBL: Nazi Salute... in Germany

:shifty:

Isn't sex with the corpse of a murder victim illegal too? Tampering with evidence perhaps.

Randy Orton: Killing...of legends :shifty:

Brock Lesnar- throwing a cripple down a flight of stairs

Eddie stealing Kurt Angle's gold medals
Angle stealing Austin's smoking skull belt

Mae Young for suffocating her hand baby by covering it with a glove

It was pretty much revealed that it was a manaquin... But that DOES apply to Kane :shifty:

I don't know. Is necrophelia even illegal?

Austin: Attempted Manslaughter (HHH/Forklift), public drunkeness (weekly)

Goldust: Dangerous driving - WM12 - backlot brawl

Al wilson hes dead so i was thinkin maybe dawn marie would be arrested for manslaughter but i duno if that would happen

austin dropped hhh from a car

Piper too :shifty:

That Marty. Such a coward...

repo man-impersonating a repo man and stealing

Kane for drunk driving and manslaughter. Triple H for necrophilia.

Everytime a wrestler goes under a new gimmick they are taking on a new Identity thus having a new life, so tax evasion is going to be factor there

Well, they could legally change their name, and thus wouldn't be evading taxes, just lying about themselves to the public. That's not illegal. It's even required for politics.

Shawn Michaels - his hair alone warrants it.

The Undertaker: Murder (His parents, Bearer), Attempted Sacrifices (Mideon), Abductions (Big Vis)

Dudley Boyz: Assult with a Deadly Weapon (Tables) :shifty:

Evolution: Assulting the Handicapped (Eugene)

Austin: Pushing a handicapped person (bret with broken leg) off the raw stage: THANK GOD those mats were there to break his fall, lucky or what!

If I were about to be sexed to death by dawn marie, then pressing charges would be the last thing on my mind. :eek:

Kevin Nash and Scott Hall - For assault with a deadly weapon. (Causing a car accident in which the old Steiner brothers' car rolled over)

Rikishi - Same for running over SCSA

The Big Show - Assault on Kurt Angle - Destruction of private property to Tori Wilson's car

Stephanie and HHH - For same sex marriage

Good topic, trying to think of ones already not mentioned
Eddie and Chavo Guerrero: For always stealing
Stone Cold, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero: Stealing Kurt Angle's gold medals
Kurt Angle: Truck theft, attempted murder into a swimmimg pool
Hulk Hogan, Kurt Angle: Stealing, Destruction of Undertaker's motorcycle
Hulk Hogan/nWo: Attempted murder on the Rock
Steve Blackman: Attempted murder on Shane McMahon (knocking him off the titantron)
Kurt Angle: Faking an injury and getting disability
The Dudleyz: Stealing Jericho/Christian's Ass Cream for embarrassment

<b>Big Show</b> GBH - Throwing Kurt Angle from top of parrapet

Abuse of a corpse is a crime, so yes.