Official Unforgiven Thread
 

Hope Kane wins, the guy gets held down enough as it is. But I don't really see Michaels losing in a comeback match.

Christ, I am soooooo fuckin pumped for HBK vs Taker Hell in the Cell. I bet Taker's brother Cane is coming tonight. You guys think so?

Here are tonight's matches:

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Vacant WWE Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match:
Chris Jericho v Christian

http://unforgiven.wwe.com/images/25145
WWE Womens Championship:
Trish Stratus v Victoria

http://unforgiven.wwe.com/images/24915
Chris Benoit and William Regal v Batista and Ric Flair

http://unforgiven.wwe.com/images/24911
Shawn Michaels v Kane

http://unforgiven.wwe.com/images/24857
World Tag Team Championship:
La Resistance v Tajiri and Rhyno

http://unforgiven.wwe.com/images/24919
World Heavyweight Championship:
Randy Orton v Triple H

Meh i'll watch it, the the inevitable shitedom of the womens match will make me fall asleep and miss the main event. Womens matches need to be banned on ppv at least 99% of them are gawdawful. Either banned or we need everyone to be a "getyourtitsout" match where the winner has her hands tied behind her back and her bra ripped off.

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:wtf:

That would rock.
I reckon he could rip the door of the cell off of its hinges.

OMG :eek: :eek: :eek: That would rule. Then he comes in and hits a tombstone on Taker. Holy Shit, I would go nuts.

Ladder match I'll bet is most anticipated.

lol at Benoit. He looks like an ass.

http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/thumbup.gif

By FAR.

Although HHH/Orton does have potential.

That is so fucking hot. :wtf:

:naughty: :lol:

This thread had better be interesting, seeing as I have no one to force me to stay up until 4am this time.

Yeah....shame.
II was bloody looking forward to the ladder match.

**Meeting going on right know at the PPV.

Patterson: Vince, we've got this PPV in an 1hr. What's the booking Boss?

Vince: What the fuck, another PPV? Who the fuck booked another one?

Hayes :shifty:

JR: :lol:

HHH: :rofl: Wait, I've got a Title match tonight. NO WAY. :lol:

Vince: FUCK. OK, Give HHH his Title back. Everyone else just do whatever they want. Jericho buried though.

HHH :D

**Taz walks in

Taz: Hey Vince about my comentary, I though..........

**JR slams door in Taz's face.

Vince: :lol: WTF, who was that guy?

JR: Some asshole who works for some Promotion called Smackdown.

HHH: :lol: Smackdown. Jarrett is Champ over there right.

Whole Room :rofl:

Patterson: Vince Vince, Who AM I?

Patterson: That's J A.. DOUBLE R.. E.. DOUBLE....DOUBLE MY SALARY VINCE PLEASE?

Vince: hahaha...Wiat Wait. YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Whole room :rofl:

VINCE: okay, can we finish this god dam game of Clue know.

LOL @ Loose Cannon.

Shame the burying Jericho bit is probably true.

LOL

My favorite comedy moment from 2004 thus far = WWE thinking that a wedding/pregnancy angle will bring in ratings/interest fans.

:lol:

TPWW needs more parodies.

Not getting this PPV. Only matches I'd like to see are the Ladder Match and World title match. Kinda interested in the outcome for the tagtitle match but not enough to buy it.

Prolly won't get another PPV until SurSer. Unless No Mercy's matches really look good, and I have class Tues night, or I'd get Taboo Tuesday out of sheer curiousity.

Coach and Al Snow are talking about how Eugene isnt at the PPV. Apparently he has got a severly dislocated shoulder. Expecting a run in at some point then.

**Back to the meeting 10 minutes later:

Patterson: DONE VINCE, I'M DONE :D

Vince: OK Good, all the booked matches are on here.

Patterson :Yes Sir :D.

Vince: OK, LET'S bring the wrestlers in. First up Chris Jericho and XTian in a ladder match.

HHH: Big Ratings stealer :lol:

JR: :rofl:

VINCE: ok, who wants to lay out the match to them when they get here?

Hayes, JR, Patterson :shifty:

HHH: Alright, gimme the match booking.


**Xtian and Y2J walk in.

HHH: Okayyyyy uhhhhhhhhhh, Y2J AND EDGE LADDER MATCH UHHHHHHHHHHH.

XTIAN: No, I'm Christian, Hunter.

HHH: :wtf: Vince, your guys are wasted going into a big PPV. We can't have this uhhhhhhhhh. Must Get Title Back.

Hayes :lol:

Vince: I think in Canadia "Christian" means "Edge" or something.

Y2J and Christan :nono:

HHH: OKAYYY WHATEVER UHHHHHHHHHH.

HHH: Here's the match. Edge climbs the ladder uhhhhhhhhhh, grabs the belt uhhhhhhhh, wins the match uhhhhhhhhhh.

Y2J and XTIAN :meh:

Y2J: Hey Vince, no disrespect but am I still getting that big push you promised me 4 years ago?

Vince: Yeah, sure Chris. It's coming don't worry.

HHH :lol:

**XTIAN AND Y2J LEAVE.

VINCE: Jesus Christ, I just gave the guy the World Title didn't I?

Patterson: NO Mr. McMahon that was the Rabid Wolverine Chris Benoit.

VINCE: :wtf: I think someone else is a little high.

HHH: Benoit :lol: Hey Shawn, you done WITH MY WIFE YET?

HBK (from closet): Almost :D

HHH :D

Maven wins, whoop de doo.

Holy shit, didn't realize it was tonight.

Whatever, didn't plan to watch anyway.

ha ha, thats funny, poor Benoit.

lol @ Loose Cannon again

Just waiting for Flair to do the old man flop.

There it was. Regular(classic) Flair match thus far, anticipating a top rope move attempt in a bit.

Didn't Kane debut at the October PPV?

lol according to Lillian Garcia, Batista and Flair are a compined weight of 932lbs :eek:

Flair's man boobs are pretty big

Aparantly its Octoberfest because all of those German suplex's.

Back and forth match. Benoit gets the hot tag and german suplexes Flair and Batista. Headbutt to Flair. Crossface on Flair. Batista breaks t up and a spine buster. Regal throws Batista into the ring post. Crossface on FLair. Flair taps. BEnoit and Regal win by submission.