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Triple H: My finger can hold ANYONE down! Anyone wana try me?! Fan with Shotgun: Yeah, ME... Triple H: I stand corrected... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Ric: What do you mean I'm not wearing any pants? This is the new fad! Invisipants! WOOOOO! Trish: God... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Shawn: (Yelling) IF I CAN ONLY HAVE HIM PUT ME IN THE MAIN EVENT EIGHT MORE TIMES, I'D BE HAPPY! (Whispering) That would be great! Stacy: Uh, Shawn... Shawn: Oh no... Did I just say the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet again!? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Ric: This red pill tastes funny... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg WWE wants YOU... The average Hoss, to participate in the $1,000,000 RAW Hoss Search! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Trish: Oop... Did I do that? Coach: Mmm... Farts... :drool: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg HBK: Raar! Raar! I have claws! I'm a kitty cat! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Dave: I'll give you a hint... It aint no gun! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Triple H needed Goldberg's security after what happened at the WrestleMania press conference... |
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Trish: Wow no wonder the whole airplane incident was such a big deal! I guess it really is that small! Flair: Just touch it baby! WOOOOO! |
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg HHH: I'd like to welcome all of you here to the commemoration of my 300th World Title reign... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg RIC: Wanna ride Space Mountain? TRISH: No! RIC: Splash Mountain? TRISH: No! RIC: Big Thunder Mountain? TRISH: No! RIC: The Country Bear Jamboree? TRISH: What the--? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg HHH: (squeaky voice) Hey, congratulations on winning the title again, Hunter! (normal voice) Thanks, Mister Lefty! (squeaky voice) You're the greatest wrestler ever! TRISH: Why the hell is he talking to his hand? SHAWN: I don't know. It was Vince's idea. VINCE: This guy is gold! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg DAVE: Thanks for leading me to my seat, Ric. RIC: You're welcome, but now aren't you sorry you didn't listen to me? DAVE: I always thought that "You'll go blind" was just an expression... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg DAVE: Ric, you're such a dick! You told me this was the Taboo Tuesday press conference, not a T.A.T.U. concert! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg "Trishtanka" was not exactly the best way to reach out to the Native American population. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg SHAWN: ...so ah grabbed 'er boobies an'... COACH: Dude, his Clinton impression owns! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg DAVE: So, I'm glad that I could get this opportunity to let all the WWE fans know that I'm not just a monosyllabic ape who dresses in short shorts. I'm a sophisticated thirty-something man of intelligence. REPORTER: Well, we're glad to set the record straight. DAVE: Straight? What, you think I'm gay or something? RAAAR! DAVE SMASH! MUST CHANGE INTO TIGHTS! (Again, way too much set-up, not nearly enough pay-off. I'm sorry.) http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg MAN ON RIGHT: Well, what do you think so far, Mister Helmsley? HHH: Not bad, not bad... Except that I wanted a SOLID GOLD HOUSE! Why the hell is the ceiling still white! Vince is going to hear about this! |
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With this being an internet PPV HHH needed protection from Brock......Don't know why he hired Gilberg though. |
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HHH: Dammit SOMEBODY here HAS to pull my finger! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Ric: So that's when I told him: No way man! No way I'm jumping from a speeding car! Trish: Zzzzzzzz... Woman's Belt: Why? Why have I been forsaken! Water Bottle: Hey baby, don't worry. You still have me. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg HHH: And then I ate the bowl! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Mr President. I'll be your bodyguard for the evening. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg *shocking* Look! There's O'Haire! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg What? On my face? Ummm... it's nothing. :shifty: DAMN YOU RIC! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Shawn practices his new marionette skills. Only he forgot the marionette. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg The WWE pays Bentoit so little he had to grow a beard and take a second job as a reporter. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg HHH realizes his dream when he makes Stone Cold Steve Austin a member of his personal security. |
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HHH: MAHONEY!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Ric: If you give me your water, I could give you some of HHH's chocolate... NOW GIVE ME BAGALGLAAJFAS!!! ***flops*** http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg HHH: ..That big that Orton could use it as a douche! **crowd laughs** Orton: This isn't a roast, H. HHH: Roast? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Batista really needs a job if he is part-time hand washer at the Bradley Center's bathroom. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg HBK: uM, Dave??? Batista: Hold on... I have seen "the Matrix" enough times to do this! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Mahoney is still the man! Just look at Trish and you'll see that. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg HHH: oK, Shawn.. you mind not doing your Lita promo impression again? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Batista: I know I am a hand washer.. but why are you an interviewer, Benoit? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg DOUBLE VASE ACTION! note: I did all these in under a minute! |
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Triple H: I am The Game and the only 300-time World Heavyweight Champion, Orton! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Trish's new futuristic telekinetic powers make Flair's tie a little too tight. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Unfortunately there was no Emmy Music to cut short the promo Triple H cut when he won the Emmy for "Person on screen for most of the duration of sports entertainment program". http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Ric Flair's new gimmick as President, and Batista's new gimmick of "Agent Dave" would have gotten over, if Flair didn't die and go stiff half-way through the handshake. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Batista was the only one to interupt Triple H's ceremony because his favourite show, Dora the Explorer, was on. Dora: Do you nkow which letter's the letter "O"? *Batista points to screen* *Mouse clicks on "O"* Batista: Shit! |
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HHH: "If I was running for the president-uh, you would all vote for me-uh, I will hold down George W. Bush-ah, I will hold down John Kerry-ah, and I will hold down Saddam Hussein-ah and Ossama Bin Laden-ah. I, HHH, will save the United States of America. I, the game-uh, will rule the world. Any questions from the audience?" Fan in audience raises hand. HHH: "Yeah, you." Fan: "Are you running for President?" HHH: :$ "No." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Flair: "You're making me nervous sitting next to you Trish..." Trish: "Why because I'm young and beautiful?" Flair: "No, you're brushing your hand up between my legs. Your husband's not going to be happy when he hears about this." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Vince: Why does HHH always have his hand up? Shawn: He's the game. Stacy: Shawn, get your hand off my leg. Randy: HHH has bad breath that I can smell it over here. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Flair: You look like Steve Urcle with those glasses on. Batista: If you hold my hand so I won't fall and say "Did I do that!!!" http://www.rpi.edu/~eglash/eglash.di....dir/urkel.jpg http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Batista: "Look, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's HHH holding down the presidential campaign." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Coach: "I still can't see whether she's Pam Anderson or Anna Nicole Smith." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Shawn: "You see this hand, this is a new move of mine, and no it's not the Mandible Claw that Mick Foley has. It's called the Cat Scratch." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Batista: "If you make fun of my glasses one more time, I'm going to give you something to laugh about." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Black guy on left: Oh no, HHH walked by me. Guy on the right: This is bad news, he's holding our jobs down. We're fired. HHH thinking to himself: "What the hell are these guys talking about?" |
Just a quick question, why the hell is Stacey Kiebler there? They could have brought Gail Kim or you know, one of the divas that does something instead of her dumb ass.
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So I take it in my left hand and its at this point I have to say "Oooo Hunter, its so big" |
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I would just like to announce that I've found my smile... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Ric: So about that favour.... |
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<img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/taboo_pc/images/01.jpg> “I would like to announce the winner of the “Front Row Ticket” contest to Taboo Tuesday… Brock Lesnar!” <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/taboo_pc/images/02.jpg> <b>Ric:</b> IEEEEEEEE! Okay, okay, okay! Let go! Your nails! OUCHHHHHH!!!!! <b>Trish:</b> Promise not to ask if I want to ride Space Mountain again? <b>Ric:</b> Possibly! <b>Trish:</b> Well, looks like that’s the best answer I’ll get. <I>*15 mins later*</I> <b>Ric:</b> So, Trish, wanna ride Space Mountain? <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/taboo_pc/images/03.jpg> For some reason the crowd thought that this was too formal of a set up for WWE Karaoke Night. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/taboo_pc/images/04.jpg> <b>Ric:</b> It’s good to see you here Dave… Why are you here? <b>Batista:</b> The buffet. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/taboo_pc/images/05.jpg> <b>Batista:</b> Stop screaming at my tie! <b>Rico:</b> Oh come on! I know blind people who have better color sense! That tie clashes with itself for crying out loud! <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/taboo_pc/images/06.jpg> She made fun of his sunglasses. He replaced her lip balm with Rhyno’s. They’re now even. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/taboo_pc/images/07.jpg> “Get….closer…..to…..me……If…..Luke…..Can…..Do…..It……So…..Can…..I…..” <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/taboo_pc/images/08.jpg> <b>Batista:</b> You’re not here to make fun of my tie also, right? <b>Dude:</b>…..lemme move onto the next person…. |
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