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Corkscrewed 10-08-2004 03:12 AM

Caption of the Month - September
 
Well, I have a little bit of time to get this up... finally. *whew*


gonMad00:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/11.jpg
HHH: Aurora boriealus? In this hour of the day,in this part of the country, directly planted in your office?..
Bishoff: Um..yes..
HHH: May I see it???
Bishoff: ... um,..ok?

Mayo:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/21.jpg
Even after using visual aids, Christian still couldn't explain the concept of holding someone down to Tomko.

El Santo:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ges/unff15.jpg
Lita loved having her fingers licked.
Shawn loved the yellow powder that comes off of Cheetos.
It worked for both of 'em.

Savior:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg
"We hacked the forum!"

Gouda:
http://www.hugeinternetsuperstars.co...7_321/lita.jpg
Kane: No! She's dead! I killed her! Not again!! Now HHH is going to have to have sex with HER too!

Always450:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/16.jpg
Even though Luther begged him not to, the twinkle in his eye said it all… Kurt was going to pee on the electric fence.

Sascha:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/02.jpg
Much to Paul's dismay, Sean had started his period....

gonMad00:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg
"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

trnbuckle:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/06.jpg
And as the John Cena vs. the television audience staring contest goes into its 40th hour, Cena begins to show signs of fatigue.

Corkscrewed:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/10.jpg
"This is a poem... by HEIDENREICH!!!!

I am a loser WITH no skill.
And YET I am on TV STILL.
I BULLY cruisers WITHOUT remorse
I repeat MY name till MY throat is HOARSE.
I'm THE guy who did rape Michael COLE.
Yes I STUCK my cock into his ASS hole.
Now LISTEN TO ME! I gots LOTS to say.
I'm well AWARE I appear very GAY.
But don't FORGET, I've been on TV SINCE
My Little JOHNNIE got to pleasure VINCE!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: HEIDENREICH!!!!"

Gohan3k:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/21.jpg
Triple H was here

Xero Limit 126:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/05.jpg
(Jackie and Dawn moan)
Vince: What's going on in there!?
Jackie and Dawn: NOTHING!
Jackie: We're uh... Doing homework... Yeah...
Vince: Oh, carry on...

Innovator:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/21.jpg
Orlando needed work on his "how many KKK members does it take to screw in a light bulb" joke

loopydate:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/18.jpg
JBL: Now can you dig that? Nig--(Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo...)

Corkscrewed 10-08-2004 03:16 AM

You have exactly five days to vote. :)

Will there be a repeat winner finally after nine months, or will there be a tenth different CotM victor?

Azriel 10-08-2004 03:20 AM

cork, your poem ruled. It gets my vote, and yeah, I got another nomination. This is one of the few contests where it is truly an honor just to be nominated among you great ones :y:

Corkscrewed 10-08-2004 03:23 AM

Yay! :D

The last lead I'll have... :'(

Corkscrewed 10-08-2004 04:46 AM

Personally, I think Mayo's, Gouda's, Innovator's, and Gohan's are the best zingers.

Transplant 10-08-2004 04:52 AM

WATCHU TALKIN BOUT, WILLIS?

HankScorpio 10-08-2004 06:43 AM

Trnbuckle's & El Santo's had me laughing for hours

Savio 10-08-2004 10:43 AM

Damn We need a repeat!

Disturbed316 10-08-2004 10:54 AM

Its got to be the Poem.

Xero 10-08-2004 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disturbed316
Its got to be the Poem.

:y:

Although, I'm happy I made nominee :)

Gone Mad 10-08-2004 11:24 AM

WHOO! I made 2 great caps ! Vote for me! You rule, Corky and Transplant! (Geez, it's like I won the XFL or something.. huh?)

Vote for me and I will give you all the riches in the world .. **coughcoughPORNOcoughcough**

Mayo 10-08-2004 11:43 AM

Holy shit, I actually got a nomination? I haven't done captions in so long :(

Honourable mention goes out to loopy's JBL, but I have to go with Corky's Hendenrich :D

Hired Hitman 10-08-2004 01:03 PM

Corkscrewed: "Poem by Heidenreich"

Shaggy 10-08-2004 01:16 PM

Loopy and Corkscrewed were a tie for who I was gonna vote for. And since Loopy was a few down from Cork I went with his.

Corkscrewed 10-08-2004 04:04 PM

Wooowooowoowoo! I'm actually getting votes! Hurray!!!! [/Dr. Zoidberg]

loopydate 10-08-2004 04:07 PM

I believe CBS already called this in favor of Corkscrewed.

On a related topic, I need to start writing poetry for captions. People seem to like that a lot (JBL's "Raven" and now Heidenreich).

Corkscrewed 10-08-2004 04:08 PM

LOL. Yeah... though I think my Heidi poem is more of a flavor of the month type thing. I'm not so confident it would stand the test of time and still be a big hit when the Qualifying vote for CotY tourneys comes up in January (just like how we had one in July for the best eight captions of the first half of the year).

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 10-08-2004 04:18 PM

I think I always enter too late for these things, since I can't look at the thread 'til it's been on TV over here.

Innovator 10-08-2004 05:04 PM

shit, there goes me repeating back to back

Evil Vito 10-08-2004 05:08 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Tough decision between Corkscrewed's and loopy's, but I went with loopy's.</font>

V 10-08-2004 05:52 PM

holy crap, i was nominated!!! sweet

the poem is dominating, but at least i have 2 votes :D

Azriel 10-08-2004 05:54 PM

Somebody likes me!

JJ Moore 10-08-2004 06:31 PM

men, none of them appealed to me, howver innovators one in your sig still rules all, i vote for that one again.

King Jericho 10-08-2004 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Moore
men, none of them appealed to me

:nono:

Gonzo 10-08-2004 09:16 PM

The voting is rigged! :shifty:

Azriel 10-08-2004 09:38 PM

gee, I wonder who's going to win? :roll:

Corkscrewed 10-09-2004 07:02 AM

Well, I think anytime you ask that in a wrestling related topic, the answer is obvious.

Triple H.

Corkscrewed 10-10-2004 06:27 AM

Sad... Always is getting shut out for the second month in a row. :'(

Rock Bottom 10-10-2004 06:38 AM

Wow. I need to make a return. No offense, but these suckkkkkkkkk. Only a couple made me stiffle a chuckle.

Corkscrewed 10-10-2004 08:39 PM

I don't like your heel turn, RB. You've been hanging around the Casual Forum too long. Forgotten your roots, son.

Azriel 10-10-2004 09:23 PM

Yeah RB, the Captions threads seem empty without your talents. Return to the light.

Savio 10-10-2004 09:26 PM

^Kiss ass.

Rock Bottom 10-10-2004 11:08 PM

Nah I ain't saying that "I am needed to return because of my greatness" but that I need to return to captions to HELP OUT. I ain't trying to knock anyone. How weak these captions were had nothing, if little to do with me not captioning. I mean honestly, look at some previous months and compare the quality. Captioning was in a fart this month.

Corkscrewed 10-11-2004 12:50 AM

It was a joke, bud. ;)


Actually, to be honest, the caps overall have been sliding since about July. January through June was the Attitude Era, and since then, it's been like the WWE is now... in transition. :D

El Santo 10-11-2004 01:11 AM

Actually, I think we need the "Next Big Thing" in captions. You know, someone with a sorta fresh way of looking at the pictures. I notice a lot of us are falling back on running gags that are somewhat tired. (Lord knows I do it.) So we need a new Lammy or RB or loopy or ... yes, even YOU, Corkscrewed! ... to get our motors clicking again.

Corkscrewed 10-11-2004 01:23 AM

:lol:

What do you mean, "even me?" :p

Rock Bottom 10-11-2004 06:11 AM

Well, at least we don't have a caption roster split.

Savio 10-11-2004 12:57 PM

No more like august corky.

Gone Mad 10-11-2004 05:53 PM

Hell, I attempted to be different but turns out to be a bust. Nothing sells more than "Simpsons" and other pop culture quotes, that's what I say.

I'll just get an injury and return in grand captioning form, because I will be back in no time! ;) :cool:

Corkscrewed 10-12-2004 02:11 AM

We have a battle for 2nd/3rd/4th place.

I think.

Only 37%??? I was up to 50% a few days ago!!! More votes now!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:








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