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Kurt: You can't see this! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/09.jpg JR: BAH GAWD STUNNER! ------------------------- Assman (reading captions): Damn it he did it again! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/02.jpg Dawn: Not again! |
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Dawn Marie: Don't Worry Charlie you will touch my breast soon |
Wait, now everyone is wearing purple tights?
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Teddy: So, yes, this meeting was just to show you my new Chocobo.. um, sorry about he left on your shoe, Eddie. Eddie: Oh.. so that's what it was.. CAN I HAVE A BREAK, NOW?? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/02.jpg Dawn Marie: So, that's what you've been doing behind my back! Haas: I swear I was only with the ref and the baby xylophone.. the guy in black just likes to watch. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/03.jpg Reigns: You know.. if Hurricane and Lance Storm was here with us.. it would be a FFFFUNNNNY pic.. HAHAHA!! ..Here's a sausage. Sun Girls: ...... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/04.jpg Angle: AHH! Where does this seem familia-- AH! TRIPLE H FLASHBACK! **hand shakes** http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/05.jpg Angle: Just as I suspected.. NIKES! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/06.jpg It did have a fist.. so why was it a surprise that the set had a mouth too? Set: Feed me talent! Rey: NOO!!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/07.jpg CCC: I am a political prisoner! Do you know who my dad is? Rey: Razor Ramon? CCC: No! It's C-- Rey: The robot clown from Pee-wee's Big Adventure? CCC: No, chico! Car- Rey: Scott Hal.. wait, I already said .. CCC: ... :mad: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/08.jpg FUN QUIZ: WHICH ONE OF THE OBJECTS IN JBL'S HANDS SHOULD NOT BE IN HIS POSSESSION.. EVER ?? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/09.jpg Patterson: ...Gee, where does this look familiar?? Almost everyone on Raw: We know! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/10.jpg CCC: Time to make you my daddy! Ref: **BRAVES CHANT** CCC: Stop that! **runs to back, Heiden-hissy fit ensues** http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/11.jpg CCC: I.. not from Boston.. idiot! Now, STOP THROWING ROCKS, REF! OR JR: ...oh.. ahem.. **sips from a chardonnay glass**..ahem...BAHGAWD FIGURE FOUR! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/12.jpg Reigns: Get it? 'Hurricane'?? 'Lance Storm' ?? THEY'RE BOTH NEGLECTED TALENT! HAHA! Eddie: Yeah, I know all about that.. right, Referee Justin Timberlake? Ref: Word! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/13.jpg It didn't help the match when the ref wanted to GORE the fighters. It also didn't help that the White Rider Mordecai was in his cage listening to the Best of Air Supply. Hell, it also doesn't help if Luther is in the match either. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/14.jpg Luther: Hello, son. What's it like to be an all-American? Guerrero: I gotta pee. Jindrak: UH.. OH! end.. at last. |
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Long: Ya know Rey Rey, being in the MIB is cool and all, but a playa's gotta think... That mask is gonna get in the way! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/02.jpg Dawn: HE RIPPED OUT MY EYE BALLS! Ref: Heh... Charlie: :shifty: **Eats them** http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/03.jpg (Milliseconds after this pic was taken.) Luther: Hey girls, wana ride on the Luther Express? **Makes suggestive gesture** Girls: Ehhhh... Luther: I really mean it! I run a bus company now! Look! There's my bus! Girls: Where? (The girls look behind themselves and Luther runs.) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/04.jpg Kurt: HOLY SHIT! My hand! It's GON... AHAHAHAHA! It's just a trick! You see, since it's going so fast, it gives the illu... Rey: SHUT UP! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/05.jpg Worst... Head Scissors... Ever... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/06.jpg Rey and Kurt: CHAVOOOOOOOOO! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/07.jpg Carlito: Yo, you have somethin' in your teeth... Rey: Here? Or here? Carlito: That is defenently not cool... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/08.jpg Hands up... Belt in hand... If that hat was a water bottle, Hunter would be pissed... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/09.jpg JBL: THAT'S RIGHT! I'M GONNA USE A BANNED MOVE! (Seconds later) **CRUNCH** Holly: Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! JBL: Oh shit! Oh shit! I didnt break it, did I!? Holly: WHAT DO YOU THINK, DICKHOLE!? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/10.jpg Best... Super DDT... Ever... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/11.jpg The ref was just following the directions the side tron were giving out... When it said Smack, by God he's gonna smack that mat... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/12.jpg **SNAP** Eddie: AHHHH! AHHH! AHHHH! IT'S BROKEN! AHHHAHAHAHAHHA! GOT YA! Luther: I hate you... Ref: OH GOD! **Faints** http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/13.jpg The new Eddie and Luther Transformer was Da Bomb... According to the ref, anyway... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/14.jpg Mark: You okay? Eddie: Yeah, I think so... Luther: Good! **SMASH** Yeah, a few jokes done more than once... Couldnt think of anything else at 5:23AM... |
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Teddy: "I have a dream that one day this brand will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal.' I have a dream that one day in the squared circle the former heels and the babyfaces will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/02.jpg Dawn Marie's impression of an anime character http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/04.jpg Kurt: Doctor, I just woke up and it was like this. Doctor: Hmmm, have you been having unprotected sex lately? Kurt: *in Jerry Seinfeld's voice* LUTHER http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/07.jpg Rey: Just wait till I tell Perry Saturn about this! Moppy, he's alive! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/09.jpg Bradshaw: It's not so bad, Bob, I did it to Vince McMahon and got the world title. :shifty: |
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Out of the corner of his eye, Kurt spies an all too familiar TPWW.net sign. |
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(Ok, I have to post this because I was laughing when my 6 year old said it) "Kurt's beating up a girl!" |
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Eddie couldn't help but be amazed at the length of Theodore's masked black penis, which had also come up to hear his announcement. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/02.jpg Dawn: "He's dead!!!" Paramedic 1: "Yeah, he's dead." Dawn: "Maybe I can have sex with him...." Charlie: "Wait! I'm not dead!" Paramedic 2: "He says he's not dead!" Dawn: "If HHH could do it..." Charlie: "In fact I'm feeling better..." Dawn: "Darn." :'( http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/03.jpg Reigns: "Hey ladies... want me to drop my soap... if ya know what I mean?" :naughty: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/04.jpg For only $49.95, you too can have the Kurt Angle Anatomical Action Fan!!! Complete with whirly bird hand and masked penis with leg spinning action!!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/05.jpg Angle: "Do you see it?" Rey: "Nope. Nothing." Angle: "Well look harder. Your career has to be down there somewhere." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/06.jpg Kurt proved that all the people who had been mispelling his name were actually correct when he sprouted a pair of wings and flew into the holy light. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/07.jpg CCC: "Being a giant masked penis in running caption gags? That's not cool. Not cool like Carlito." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/08.jpg Desperate for cheap heat, JBL shows a giant model of a perfect tooth and then razzes the crowd for not having anything like that. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/09.jpg The Hot Air Splurger! Only at WWEShopZone! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/10.jpg CCC: "Now Rey serving as my penis? Now that's cool." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/11.jpg The rookie gets his first lesson in Rhyno Glue. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/12.jpg Brian Hebner wasn't the most traditional dentist in the world, but he got the job done. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/13.jpg The crowed popped huge when Eddie came down from the rafters like Spiderman, grabbed a shocked and unexpecting Luther Reigns, and took him away forever. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/14.jpg Luther: "Okay, Eddie, we're gonna cross the mat now." Eddie: "Cross the mat? YAY!!! SWING ME!!" Jindrak: "Wait, you went to Jho too?" Luther: "Nah, just a mental breakdown. Poor guy." Yeah, I'm gonna get hell for that Eddie G crack. :'( :p |
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Long: Before we get started tonight, there are a few things that we need to address. First, someone in the locker room is not flushing, there has been numerous complaints. When I find out who it is you will job to Rico. Second, due to budget cutbacks there will no longer be juice and cookies served after naptime... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/02.jpg The bad news is your girlfriends breast implant just exploded. The good news is you saved 20% on your car insurance. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/03.jpg You girls have a lovely bunch of coconuts...big ones, small ones, some as big as your head... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/07.jpg La Luchador...cool. Beating Kurt Angle...cool. Making fun of Carlito's purple trunks...not cool. |
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Eddie just couldn't understand why Vince brought back Scott Hall to team up with Repo-I.R.S. man http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/02.jpg The guy in the crowd didn't care about looking at Dawn Marie's ass as he was enjoying being fondled by the Bubba Ray Dudley impersonator. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/03.jpg Reigns: So I says to the guy, "Gimme back my swiss cheese and go back to the Circus!". Girls: Sir, are you supposed to be drinking on the job? Reigns: Wow, six suns! It's getting hot in here! *girls slowly back away* http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/04.jpg Angle knew that he should have used Super Poly Grip on his dentures. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/05.jpg Worst. Number 4. Ever. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/06.jpg The Baldimate Warrior made a rather unsuccessful debut. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/07.jpg CCC: Dude, why is your left hand so long and white? Rey: I had a horrible accident where my house burned down. That is why I wear this mask as well. CCC: I know I'm new here, but didn't they do this angle before? OR The usual Smackdown equation was satisfied: 1 talented cruiserweight = 1 crappy announcer. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/08.jpg The newest spokesperson for Viagra wasn't exactly the best choice. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/09.jpg Ref: God damn. That sure is one good looking 'h'. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/10.jpg Cheech Marin had turned a new leaf; after making a mockery of his Latino heritage for a long time, he tried stopping others to make the same mistake. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/11.jpg CCC: I still can't hear the ocean, mang. Rey: Listen a bit more closely. Ref: Rookies :lol: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/12.jpg Brian Hebner was definitely better at the skeleton knees dance than his dad. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/13.jpg The culmination of the marks' frustration with JBL as champ resulted in such an explosion of energy that sent Eddie flying back into the ring. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/14.jpg The Rock and Val Venis were REALLY glad to see Eddie in their Smackdown debuts. |
Hey im new here can someone tell me how to get the caps under the pictures
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Reply to the original post, and type your caption after the [/IMG] symbol for each pic.
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Dawn: CHARLIE WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THIS TO YOU?! Charlie: ................ Dawn: WHY WONT YOU ANSWER ME! |
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CCC: Don't come near me O'Haire!!!Rey had prunes and chocolate laxitives with his lunch. Rey: what? EdgeWard: Do I really look like O'Haire? CCC:ummm..... :wtf: Rey: :wtf: EdgeWard: Dammit Lita...I'm never taking directions from you again!! |
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When I do this really fast with my hand it makes my brain work. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/05.jpg Thanks Kurt, you can let me up now. I found my contact. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/08.jpg The crowd stares on in amazement as JBL announces that due to bad investments he would be auctioning off his belt and hat on ebay to pay off his debts. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/11.jpg After serious consideration the publishers decided not to use wrestlers in illustrating the Kama Sutra. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/13.jpg If two wrestlers fall in the middle of the ring and the audiance is asleep, does it really matter? |
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The FBI tend a secret party to try and catch the Road Runner. :wtf: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/02.jpg Charlie Hass finally sees Dawn Marie without makeup. or... Dawn: IM DER LEPERCAAAAAAUHHHN! Hass: NOOOO! NO GET IT AWAY! NO! Dawn Marie: Sweety, its OK its me..its me...no need to worry. Hass: Oh ok *Embraces for a hug* Dawn: (Evil face) DER LEPERCHAAAAUN! Hass: AHHH NOOOO http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/03.jpg Luther: woogabooga! Girl: Booga! Girl#2: Shooga! Luther: BOOGAWOOGA http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/05.jpg This is the best ice skating duet ever. |
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My 2nd ever attempt....go easy you pro's...
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/01.jpg Long - Now there's a few problems I wanna address. Rob - your shirt, Eddie - your shirt, Rey - that whole mask'n'suit thing, Torrie - the hat, Holly - existing...ya feel me? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/02.jpg After Charles Anderson managed to pull Haas from the water and remove his water-wings, he began to breathe again. OR Dawn - Help me Charlie, they made me wear this dress Haas - Will you PLEASE let me sleep, woman http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/10.jpg Carlito - cool. Suplex off the tp rope - cool. A hand growing out of my back - not cool. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/03.jpg Luther - 'So I hear you girls show off your breasts on a daily basis? Where do I sign up?' http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/09.jpg JBL - You English people need to understand that in Wall Street, this is what we call a 'head job' http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/07.jpg CCC - 'Mini-Me in a mask...not cool' http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/13.jpg In an ironic twist, God laughed in the face of Luther Reign's boast that 'Its Raining Men' was an awful song. |
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Theodore Long could hardly contain his rage. Here he was, GM of Smackdown, and Rey had the guts to show up in blackface? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/02.jpg It was at this moment that both Dawn and Charlie Hass came to the same conclusion that there had to be a better way to pluck unsightly nosehairs. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/03.jpg Luther: "Trust me, ladies, red is sooooo not in this year. But, I have to say, Trixie, those hi-lites look Faaaaabulous!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/04.jpg While it was too lake for Kurt, Rey heeded his panicked warning to save himself from the temporal disturbance. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/07.jpg Carlito was honored to be interviewed by a cruiserweight legend like Rey Mysterio, but ... when did his hands get so big? ... and why were they white? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/08.jpg It's a sad day in the WWE when the only thing of any value in this picture is the hat. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/09.jpg JBL unveils his new finisher: the Wedgie from Hell. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/10.jpg Ref: "Wow, Carlito has a dorsal fin? Now THAT'S cool!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/11.jpg Rey made up his mind: this was the absolute last time he was ever going to try teaching Carlito how to tango. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/12.jpg Per union contract, each ref was now allowed to watch the match from the comfort of his invisible barstool. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/13.jpg When some joker turned on the overhead eletromagnets, Eddie knew he shouldn't have blown his money on his trendy steel-plated boots. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101404/images/14.jpg Luther: "No, really, Eddie, look!" Jindrak: "See?" Eddie: "Oh my God! The WWE DOES have a website! Did Brock know about this?" |
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