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SMACKDOWN! Captions: 12/09/04 !
Hey yo! Here are your captions, now make with the funny!
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg Haas never saw that vase coming... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Hiroko: RANDOM PAC-MAN... no, wait.. that's just heartburn... OWW! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Rey: Hey, I think we won.. RVD: Yup... hey, where are we...hehe?.. Rey: You're fucked up, man... like ...yeah.. RVD: ... YYYeahh.. cuz we smoked pot, shit! **looks at belt* What the hell is this?! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Why the Bashems decided to spontaniously decided to take Taker's temperature the hard way.. well, I don't think anyone wants to know.. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Funaki loved hugging Herman the Human Carpet! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Ref: Get off my plane! Carlito: Um, what?! Jesus: Hey, look.. I'm eating Carlito's head! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Eddie: If I could move my hand like this, I would never leave the house.. hey! I can! ...Now if you excuse me.. TAXI! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Big Show: Oh, god.. that's Chyna's ass! Luther: AHHHHH!!!! Now it's X-Pac's!!!! AHHHH!!! Jindrak: For the love of Foley, rewind it! ..I mean, turn it off.. yeah ... :shifty: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Angle: METAL KIT-KAT BAR ATTACK!! JR: BAWGAWD! BREAKMEOFFAPIECEOFTHATNeARLYTORNINHALF!! Cole: Leave already! Damn it! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Bradshaw: **whisperwhisper..HOMO (points at Taker)..whisperwhisper** Undertaker: ... :'( http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Taker (pulls up Bradshaw): You're not Paris Hilton... JBL: ... that's the end of my push, isn't it? |
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Haas: Ugh... Where am I? What hap... Oh no... What did we do!? Jackie: ....... Dawn: ...... Haas: OH SHIT! YOU FOUND OUT MY SECRETE, DIDN'T YOU!? Dawn: ...... Haas: I SWEAR! IT WAS ONE TIME! I WAS DRUNK AND RICO WAS SO HOT TO ME... OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Cole: Why is she covering her chest!? What's there to cover!? Tazz: ... When was the last time you were with a woman? Cole: Define "last time"... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg RVD: YEAH! WOO! WE DID IT! WOOO! Rey: Ughaboogacheechacoo... RVD: What the... Did you get into my brownies again!? Rey: No dude... I didn't... I swear... Now get that pink elephant off my back. RVD: I have GOT to stop taking drugs if I act like THAT... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg JBL: ASS RAPE! Undertaker: NOOOOOOOOO! Danny: :shifty: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Best... Mohawk... Ever... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Carlito: What do you mean I'm out of here!? Ref: GET OUT! GET OUT NOW! Jesus (In a loud obnoxious voice): I THINK HE WANTS YOU TO GET OUT OF THE ARENA SO CHARLIE CAN BEAT ME! Carlito: .... God I hate you... Vince: :mad: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Eddie: *Tick, tick tick* What? *Tick tick tick* Why am I twitching? *Tick, tick, tick tick* DAMN IT VINCE, STOP IT! Vince (With remote control in hand): This brain stimulator is fun! *BUZZ* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Big Show: OH MY GOD! Luther: AHHHHHH! Ric: Which way is it flicking NOW!? Big Show and Luther: AHHHHHHH! Vince: Who gave Ric the Viagra again!? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg *BANG* Kurt: Better? Show: I think so... *Gets up* *CLICK* No, no, definitely worse... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg JBL: I think he has a boner... Doug: What? JBL: I think he has a boner... Doug: What!? I can't hear you! JBL: TAKER HAS A BONER DAMN IT! Oops! Taker: *Looks down* :$ :shifty: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Taker: You want to see a boner!? JBL: What!? Taker: :shifty: *Zip* JBL: NOOOO - *BLUB* |
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Miss Jackie and Dawn Marie's staring contest really inspired Charlie to try one handed wanking. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Hiroko: So thats what happened to the "Jews"? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Rey's face turned orange due to Rob's body odor. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Taker: You are gunna trade Pikachu for Charmander!!! And you will like it!!! JBL: Never!!!! Charmander is soooooooo cute. Taker: [strengthens grip.] http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Funaki was excited that his human chia pet project actually worked. The ref however http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/no.gif http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Ref: It's the border patrol!!! Carlito and Jesus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Eddie: Yup its a gray hair. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg The result of a Mark Jindrak sex change. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Kurt and Big Show tried real hard to open their M and M amazing bar... but all they did was give Luther diareeah. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg JBL: Were not letting that weird kid into our 4 square game. Bashams: How can we play 4 square with 3 kids? JBL: Fine. But he has got to stop staring like that. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Taker: That Pikachu was a fake wasn't it? JBL: I know nothing of the sort. Taker: [strengthens grip.] |
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Jesus was shocked to find out that Santa Claus was really Carlito |
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After an intense staredown, Charlie the groper struck again... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg 4 out of 5 Asian women in their underwear agree: Watching Triple H act is the funniest thing they have ever seen. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Cole: Team REyN and STIMPYvd won the tag team titles! REyN: Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg JBL couldn't watch as Danny Basham was about to do a literal interpretation of Tool's Stinkfist. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Funaki: Save me, Ref! Bob's coming and I haven't paid my dues! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Ref: Don't make Bob Holly come out of there! Carlito and Jesus run away screaming. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Eddie: WHY CAN'T WE NOT BE SOBER?!... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg 2 out of 3 Hosses agree: Triple H should NOT act... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Angle and Luther agree: Big show should NOT have sent them "A Night in China" for Christmas. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Undertaker wasn't very happy when the Bashams and JBL started imitating the Bod commercial. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Taker: What did you say? JBL: I want your Bo... I mean, Sig Heil! Taker: Oh, ok, you can keep the WWE Title 6 more months, then... Fans: :rant: :foc: :n: :mad: :nono: |
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Led zepplin: And he's building a stairway to hevan http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Ref: I tod you this is not a mexican Restuarant! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg JBL: father? Taker :?: |
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Charlie: Dude I have to ref a match against these two...screw this *knocks himself out* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Hiroko: THATS what I look like without makeup?! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Danny: HERE COMES THE PAIN AHAHAHAHAHA Doug: Thats not Brock Danny, thats Undertaker... Danny: Shit...there goes my push http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg The ref couldn't break it to Funaki that his "title" match would be against HHH http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg When Taco Bell ran out of refried beans, needless to say Carlito and Jesus didn't take it too well http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg *the sound heard 2 seconds before this picture was taken* OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH |
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You're right, his hair is silky smooth. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Everyone could see she was distraught after finding out the part of Mulan was taken. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg You must be as tall as RVD's arm pit to hold a belt. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg The Bashem brothers practice their pick pocket skills for when they are cut from the WWE. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Proof that bald mens heads can be used as a static ball. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Both the ref and Jesus had enough of Carlito and his non-regulation afro. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg No one told Eddie that shadow puppets loose their appeal when you have to explain them. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Paul White realizes after watching One Night in China that Shawn Waltman should be knows as the "Big Show" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Show: Gee Kurt, I didn't know you used to be a chiropractor. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg JBL: No, Dude. You tell him his zipper is down... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Bow down before the one you serve, You're gonna get what you deserve... (the obvious Nine Inch Nails reference) |
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After seventy three hours, Charlie had to admit defeat in the Ultimate Staring Contest when his headache became too much to bear. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Even in her extreme horror, Hiroko had to admit. Hunter shot a huge load. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Rey and RVD's victory was marred by Rey accidentally falling into quicksand... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg It was certainly the worst choreographed dance number ever. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Vince: "I should really stop sending my wrestlers to Dr. Jho..." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Ref: "You get outta here!!!" CCC: "Das not cool." Jesus: "My... sub...!!!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Eddie shows off his... uh... fingering skills. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg The guys didn't react well when they saw Viscera parading in wearing a thong. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg It was Rhyno's most daring prank yet! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg JBL: "Point to his knees." Eddie: :nono: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg JBL: "I wanted to make that anti-Arabian joke, but Ivory beat me to it!!!" Taker: "Too bad. Your push is over." |
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Dawn & Jackie shot energy beams out of their eyes into the mind of Charlie Haas. The invasion had begun...:shifty: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Vince McMahon: Damn Funaki's hot. Give him a push. Dave Lagana: But that's not Funaki, sir... *Funaki interupts* Funaki: Thank you, Mr. McMahon! *Funaki puts his hand over Lagana's motuh and slowly walks him out of the room behind an oblivious Vince.* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Rey: Ah! Ah! Achoo! RVD: Shit, man! Now Triple H will know your not a mindless robotic automaton incapable of human acts. *Rey & RVD look at belts, then start running.* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg The Bashams couldn't save JBL from his fate. Rhyno had debuted. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Funaki: Damn, I'm glad Vince is half-blind. OR Funaki's new "#1 Man of Electricity!" gimmcik didn't get over as thought. Especially when Jimmy Cordares didn't fry and sizzle when Funaki hit his new "Neutron Reaction" finishing move (a modified bear hug). http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Charcore Holly: I broke your arm so you could pay your dues! *Jesus looks behind him and sees a mna who looks like Hardcore in the crowd.* Jesus: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Eddie Guerrero began his metamorphasis as his hand slowly transformed into a talon. The Gobbeldy Gooker 2005 was coming closer to debuting. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Nothing could prepare these three hosses for the debut of..........BIG ZYLLA! [/Cheap NCW Plug] http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Luther Reigns: *Evil Snicker* The Big Show: That's not...JIM BEAM! Announcer: I can't believe this! Tonight we're witnessing a man who's staying true! (Australian fans should get this) http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg JBL: Try getting him out of the ring, Danny. Danny: Are you stupid? He's got a f*cking shotgun! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg The Undertaker's next feud was against God, and was commenced when The Almighty One cost Undertaker the match for tearing Jesus' groin, then burying him (preventing him from ascending to Heaven). But even God had to job to Taker at WrestleMania. |
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