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EL MERO MERO!
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SMACKDOWN! Captions: 12/09/04 !
Hey yo! Here are your captions, now make with the funny!
![]() Haas never saw that vase coming... ![]() Hiroko: RANDOM PAC-MAN... no, wait.. that's just heartburn... OWW! ![]() Rey: Hey, I think we won.. RVD: Yup... hey, where are we...hehe?.. Rey: You're fucked up, man... like ...yeah.. RVD: ... YYYeahh.. cuz we smoked pot, shit! **looks at belt* What the hell is this?! ![]() Why the Bashems decided to spontaniously decided to take Taker's temperature the hard way.. well, I don't think anyone wants to know.. ![]() Funaki loved hugging Herman the Human Carpet! ![]() Ref: Get off my plane! Carlito: Um, what?! Jesus: Hey, look.. I'm eating Carlito's head! ![]() Eddie: If I could move my hand like this, I would never leave the house.. hey! I can! ...Now if you excuse me.. TAXI! ![]() Big Show: Oh, god.. that's Chyna's ass! Luther: AHHHHH!!!! Now it's X-Pac's!!!! AHHHH!!! Jindrak: For the love of Foley, rewind it! ..I mean, turn it off.. yeah ... ![]() ![]() Angle: METAL KIT-KAT BAR ATTACK!! JR: BAWGAWD! BREAKMEOFFAPIECEOFTHATNeARLYTORNINHALF!! Cole: Leave already! Damn it! ![]() Bradshaw: **whisperwhisper..HOMO (points at Taker)..whisperwhisper** Undertaker: ... ![]() ![]() Taker (pulls up Bradshaw): You're not Paris Hilton... JBL: ... that's the end of my push, isn't it? I AM GONE MAD AND I SOMEWHAT APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. ****** PEEPS UNITE! IT'S Gone Mad ™ ! ***** YOUR AD HERE. WEBSITE COMING SOON. I LOVE YOU. Quote:
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He's Here
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![]() Haas: Ugh... Where am I? What hap... Oh no... What did we do!? Jackie: ....... Dawn: ...... Haas: OH SHIT! YOU FOUND OUT MY SECRETE, DIDN'T YOU!? Dawn: ...... Haas: I SWEAR! IT WAS ONE TIME! I WAS DRUNK AND RICO WAS SO HOT TO ME... OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! ![]() Cole: Why is she covering her chest!? What's there to cover!? Tazz: ... When was the last time you were with a woman? Cole: Define "last time"... ![]() RVD: YEAH! WOO! WE DID IT! WOOO! Rey: Ughaboogacheechacoo... RVD: What the... Did you get into my brownies again!? Rey: No dude... I didn't... I swear... Now get that pink elephant off my back. RVD: I have GOT to stop taking drugs if I act like THAT... ![]() JBL: ASS RAPE! Undertaker: NOOOOOOOOO! Danny: ![]() ![]() Best... Mohawk... Ever... ![]() Carlito: What do you mean I'm out of here!? Ref: GET OUT! GET OUT NOW! Jesus (In a loud obnoxious voice): I THINK HE WANTS YOU TO GET OUT OF THE ARENA SO CHARLIE CAN BEAT ME! Carlito: .... God I hate you... Vince: ![]() ![]() Eddie: *Tick, tick tick* What? *Tick tick tick* Why am I twitching? *Tick, tick, tick tick* DAMN IT VINCE, STOP IT! Vince (With remote control in hand): This brain stimulator is fun! *BUZZ* ![]() Big Show: OH MY GOD! Luther: AHHHHHH! Ric: Which way is it flicking NOW!? Big Show and Luther: AHHHHHHH! Vince: Who gave Ric the Viagra again!? ![]() *BANG* Kurt: Better? Show: I think so... *Gets up* *CLICK* No, no, definitely worse... ![]() JBL: I think he has a boner... Doug: What? JBL: I think he has a boner... Doug: What!? I can't hear you! JBL: TAKER HAS A BONER DAMN IT! Oops! Taker: *Looks down* ![]() ![]() ![]() Taker: You want to see a boner!? JBL: What!? Taker: ![]() JBL: NOOOO - *BLUB* |
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love yourself
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![]() Miss Jackie and Dawn Marie's staring contest really inspired Charlie to try one handed wanking. ![]() Hiroko: So thats what happened to the "Jews"? ![]() Rey's face turned orange due to Rob's body odor. ![]() Taker: You are gunna trade Pikachu for Charmander!!! And you will like it!!! JBL: Never!!!! Charmander is soooooooo cute. Taker: [strengthens grip.] ![]() Funaki was excited that his human chia pet project actually worked. The ref however ![]() ![]() Ref: It's the border patrol!!! Carlito and Jesus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ![]() Eddie: Yup its a gray hair. ![]() The result of a Mark Jindrak sex change. ![]() Kurt and Big Show tried real hard to open their M and M amazing bar... but all they did was give Luther diareeah. ![]() JBL: Were not letting that weird kid into our 4 square game. Bashams: How can we play 4 square with 3 kids? JBL: Fine. But he has got to stop staring like that. ![]() Taker: That Pikachu was a fake wasn't it? JBL: I know nothing of the sort. Taker: [strengthens grip.] |
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![]() Jesus was shocked to find out that Santa Claus was really Carlito |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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![]() After an intense staredown, Charlie the groper struck again... ![]() 4 out of 5 Asian women in their underwear agree: Watching Triple H act is the funniest thing they have ever seen. ![]() Cole: Team REyN and STIMPYvd won the tag team titles! REyN: Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy! ![]() JBL couldn't watch as Danny Basham was about to do a literal interpretation of Tool's Stinkfist. ![]() Funaki: Save me, Ref! Bob's coming and I haven't paid my dues! ![]() Ref: Don't make Bob Holly come out of there! Carlito and Jesus run away screaming. ![]() Eddie: WHY CAN'T WE NOT BE SOBER?!... ![]() 2 out of 3 Hosses agree: Triple H should NOT act... ![]() Angle and Luther agree: Big show should NOT have sent them "A Night in China" for Christmas. ![]() Undertaker wasn't very happy when the Bashams and JBL started imitating the Bod commercial. ![]() Taker: What did you say? JBL: I want your Bo... I mean, Sig Heil! Taker: Oh, ok, you can keep the WWE Title 6 more months, then... Fans: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Spammy Certified
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![]() Led zepplin: And he's building a stairway to hevan ![]() Ref: I tod you this is not a mexican Restuarant! ![]() JBL: father? Taker ![]() |
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Inno Knows.
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![]() Charlie: Dude I have to ref a match against these two...screw this *knocks himself out* ![]() Hiroko: THATS what I look like without makeup?! ![]() Danny: HERE COMES THE PAIN AHAHAHAHAHA Doug: Thats not Brock Danny, thats Undertaker... Danny: Shit...there goes my push ![]() The ref couldn't break it to Funaki that his "title" match would be against HHH ![]() When Taco Bell ran out of refried beans, needless to say Carlito and Jesus didn't take it too well ![]() *the sound heard 2 seconds before this picture was taken* OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH |
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Mostly Harmless
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![]() You're right, his hair is silky smooth. ![]() Everyone could see she was distraught after finding out the part of Mulan was taken. ![]() You must be as tall as RVD's arm pit to hold a belt. ![]() The Bashem brothers practice their pick pocket skills for when they are cut from the WWE. ![]() Proof that bald mens heads can be used as a static ball. ![]() Both the ref and Jesus had enough of Carlito and his non-regulation afro. ![]() No one told Eddie that shadow puppets loose their appeal when you have to explain them. ![]() Paul White realizes after watching One Night in China that Shawn Waltman should be knows as the "Big Show" ![]() Show: Gee Kurt, I didn't know you used to be a chiropractor. ![]() JBL: No, Dude. You tell him his zipper is down... ![]() Bow down before the one you serve, You're gonna get what you deserve... (the obvious Nine Inch Nails reference) |
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![]() After seventy three hours, Charlie had to admit defeat in the Ultimate Staring Contest when his headache became too much to bear. ![]() Even in her extreme horror, Hiroko had to admit. Hunter shot a huge load. ![]() Rey and RVD's victory was marred by Rey accidentally falling into quicksand... ![]() It was certainly the worst choreographed dance number ever. ![]() Vince: "I should really stop sending my wrestlers to Dr. Jho..." ![]() Ref: "You get outta here!!!" CCC: "Das not cool." Jesus: "My... sub...!!!" ![]() Eddie shows off his... uh... fingering skills. ![]() The guys didn't react well when they saw Viscera parading in wearing a thong. ![]() It was Rhyno's most daring prank yet! ![]() JBL: "Point to his knees." Eddie: ![]() ![]() JBL: "I wanted to make that anti-Arabian joke, but Ivory beat me to it!!!" Taker: "Too bad. Your push is over." |
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![]() Dawn & Jackie shot energy beams out of their eyes into the mind of Charlie Haas. The invasion had begun... ![]() ![]() Vince McMahon: Damn Funaki's hot. Give him a push. Dave Lagana: But that's not Funaki, sir... *Funaki interupts* Funaki: Thank you, Mr. McMahon! *Funaki puts his hand over Lagana's motuh and slowly walks him out of the room behind an oblivious Vince.* ![]() Rey: Ah! Ah! Achoo! RVD: Shit, man! Now Triple H will know your not a mindless robotic automaton incapable of human acts. *Rey & RVD look at belts, then start running.* ![]() The Bashams couldn't save JBL from his fate. Rhyno had debuted. ![]() Funaki: Damn, I'm glad Vince is half-blind. OR Funaki's new "#1 Man of Electricity!" gimmcik didn't get over as thought. Especially when Jimmy Cordares didn't fry and sizzle when Funaki hit his new "Neutron Reaction" finishing move (a modified bear hug). ![]() Charcore Holly: I broke your arm so you could pay your dues! *Jesus looks behind him and sees a mna who looks like Hardcore in the crowd.* Jesus: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() Eddie Guerrero began his metamorphasis as his hand slowly transformed into a talon. The Gobbeldy Gooker 2005 was coming closer to debuting. ![]() Nothing could prepare these three hosses for the debut of..........BIG ZYLLA! [/Cheap NCW Plug] ![]() Luther Reigns: *Evil Snicker* The Big Show: That's not...JIM BEAM! Announcer: I can't believe this! Tonight we're witnessing a man who's staying true! (Australian fans should get this) ![]() JBL: Try getting him out of the ring, Danny. Danny: Are you stupid? He's got a f*cking shotgun! ![]() The Undertaker's next feud was against God, and was commenced when The Almighty One cost Undertaker the match for tearing Jesus' groin, then burying him (preventing him from ascending to Heaven). But even God had to job to Taker at WrestleMania. |
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