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Armageddon Captions
I made a caption thread! I feel special! Now if only it was for a less crappy event...
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg Red vs. Blue took it to another level. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Dude: Yes... that's the way Brock... you want to make a comeback don't you? Brock: Do you even WORK for the WWE yet? Dude: Shut up! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Red: Force punch! Blue: OMG! I've been PWNED!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Cena: Bad Jesus! Get back in your pen! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg STEEL NIPPLE ATTACK!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Someone screwed up the letters on Cena's shirt. He was pissed. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Funaki: I'm... on a PPV.... and just won the Cruserweight title? ..... WTF?! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Heidenreich: Oh no.... I did it again.... HE'S DEAD!! ..... again! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Heidenreich: Wait... it's not too late! Little Johnny will give you life again!! Breath!! Undertaker: Must.... go into the light... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg The old man beside JBL thought it was the perfect opportunity to give JBL an enema. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Blue guy: Heh heh.... dude.... RVD is gonna be pissed when he finds out I got into his locker.... heh heh heh.... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Angle: How did I feel being denied these hungry, hungry, hippos?! THIS IS HOW I FELT!! TAP, SANTA, TAP!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Eddie fell asleep on top of the ladder. He leaned forward and fell off. Then all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't but Eddie together again. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg Cena: Man... I could go for a Hot Dog right now... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Cena: YOU CAN'T SEE THIS! .... No really. You can't. What kind of a belt is this? And that is it for my crappy captions! |
And here are your captions in no particular order!
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg Just like a black man to go about and attack a helpless white man in boxing gear... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg I don't remember Rocky VI ending like this... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Mortal Kombat has certainly gone down the shitter... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg WWE takes its anti-religion movement one step further by throwing Jesus out. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Cena prepares to trash Jesus! Get it? 'Trash', 'Jesus'! ... Forget it... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg All over the world, there are dyslexic people are having a seizure trying to figure this one out. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg A sudden fear came over Funaki when he saw Bob Holly coming to the ring with a shotgun. Funaki moved too high up the social ladder, and Vince wasn't going to let this slip destroy business.. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg The match suddenly halted. Heidenriech let out a confused and horrified glance. He may have just dropped 'Taker on his head, botching an arm-bar, but a larger trouble had arose. Had Heidenriech left the stove on? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg No, no Johnny.. Turn 'Taker's head around first, THEN you can make that face.. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Security hated it when Bradshaw broke out into Guns 'N' Roses during the show. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Cocaine: My anti-drug. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Kurt Angle: Protecting American Freedom and Snapping Santa's Ankles since 2004. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Back in my day, the 'trust fall' wasn't so high up.. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg Leave it to have to carry Jesus in a match. I mean, shit man, that's sacreligious. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Oompa... Loompa... |
Couldn't think of any except for this one http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/meh.gif
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Jesus tried using a shotgun on the T-1000, but it was useless, so he bowed down in defeat. |
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Puder: Thats for all those damn challenges! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Puder: Oh yes Steph...yeah Steph... Ref: :wtf: Puder: Oh shit...I'm awake... *HHH backstage* HHH: :mad::mad::mad: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Unfortunately for Puder, the UFC pulled a WWE and toned down their style http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Jesus: NO! I said I like Mountie hats! MOUNTIE! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Funaki: Giving me a push and a title after not winning for a year...NOW THATS EVIL http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Heidenreich: PAAAAUUUUUUUUUL Heyman: WHAT? Heidenreich: I broke my Taker, can I have a new one http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Heidenreich botches the Cranium Crunch http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg JBL: PETER FRAMPTON! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Miz: You know that feeling you get when you take a huuuuge dump...awesome http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Eddie: WTF! I'M ABOVE THE GLASS CEILING! YES! HHH: My bad *Eddie drops* Eddie: DAMMIT! |
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Miz: Yup there's a wall there. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Why you shouldn't use shit as deoderant. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Miz: I WANNA GO HIGHER!!!!! Puder: Can't push you any higher. Miz: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Cena didn't want to eat the twinkie, so he just pulled the cream filling out with his hands. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Worst...Game of leapfrog....ever http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Cena: My cowlick is there on purpose. [pouting] http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Funaki: So...Where do you stick the weed? Ref: This is a belt, not a baggie. Funaki: [gasp] http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Heidenreich: My thingy isn't aligned in the center. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Undertaker got the phrase "Piggyback ride" confused with "Do the Roboto till' your face turns red" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg JBL: WTF is this????? Weed inside the secret compartment of my belt? Where did my left eyeball go? Doctor: And this should let you see out of the back of your head. RVD: Yes now I can see who it is that keeps "touching me" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg MIz: What are you talking about RVD? Drugs don't affect you. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Angle: Finally!!! Little Kurt gets a scratching post. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Never try to have sex with a hologram. :nono: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg Jesus: I owe you my life. If you didn't save me I would be dead right now. You hear me!!!Dead!!!!! Cena: Relax. It's just an ant. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Cena: Hypnosis is a dangerous thing. Look what it did to my mouth!!! |
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Puder: w00t! *PUNCH* w00t! *PUNCH* w00t! *KICK* Miz (in a high voice): Too low... w00....t! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Puder: I believe I can flyyyyy! I believe I can touch the... GLASS CEILING! :shifty: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Puder: Once again, w00t! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Cena: Who's been a bad boy? *SMACK* Jesus: Me... Cena: Who's been a bad religious figure...*SMACK* Jesus: Wait, WHAT!? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Seconds later, the trash can lid is lodged 15 inches into Jesus' skull. That'll teach him to take Cena's Oscar the Grouch puppet. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Cena: RANDOM HAND PUPPETS! A-ROOOOOO! BUCK BUCK BUCK! MOOOO! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Funaki: I'M BLIND! Ref: Here, let me lead you to the belt... *Snicker* Funaki: Thank you so much for helping SmackDown! numba one *PUSH* anounceaaaaaaaaa! Ref: :lol: That was a good one! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Heidenreich couldn't believe he had sucked Taker's arm pit... And LIKED it... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Heidenreich: Who da man, who da man? I da man, you might as well live on land! Thank you! Thank you! Crowd: .............. *Crickets Chirp* Heidenreich: RAAAWWR! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg JBL: OWWW! I feel good! Du nu nu nu nu nu nu! I knew that I would! Du nu nu nu nu! So good, so fine, I got you-oo-oo-OOO! Belty: I hate it when he sings to me. :nono: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg \/\/@ST3D! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Seconds later, Rudolf zaps Kurt with his nose laser of DOOOOOM. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Eddie: Oh shit oh shit oh shit... JBL: Too late for second thoughts ya lousy *BEEEEEEEP* (Eddie stops mid-air, the crowd stunned.) JBL: What? Oh, I'm sorry, MISTER *BEEEEEEEP*. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg Jesus: This CAN'T end well. Seconds later, Cena puts Jesus down, gives him a lollipop, and leaves. Jesus: Well, maybe it can! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Cena: SEE THIS!? SEE THIS!? VINCE IS MAKING ME INTO A JOKE, AND I LOVE IT! WOOOO! *Watches it spin* |
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Trainer (backstage): Ugh, that blue bastard's getting beat! I told him to subscribe to Nintendo Power magazine ! That's what he gets! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Puder: Oh yeah! I won, I.. crap, doesn't King Hippo come after this guy?? I'm fugged. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Worst. Game of Thumb-wrestling. Ever. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Do what Cena is doing in case of a fire: Use a up-and-comer injured wrestler as a mattress when jumping off to far distances. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Jesus, after 4 hours of trying, gave up on Cena's "Which is a circle" test. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg **beep beep... beep beep ** Cena: Tuck fhis stupid car alarm! I'll find it my damn self! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Ref: Here, you're the new champion... Ghosts: WWWAAAIITTTT.... FUNAKI, WE ARE THE GHOST OF CRUISERWEIGHTS' PAST.... WHAT EVER YOU DO... DON'T TAKE THAT TITLE.. OR YOU WILL END UP LIKE USS.... Funaki: Uh, ok.. WAIT! Noble, Spanky... Ultimo? I don't remember you holding a title here.. where you even here?? Ultimo: .....um, ENJOY VELOCITY HELL, BITCHES! **powerbombs Funaki and leaves** http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Heiden: HEIDENROONIE!!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg The one way you can soothe the dead is of course, by singing them the ol' folk songs. Heiden: SING US A SONG, YOUR THE PIANO MAN! SING US A SONG TONIGHT! LADEDALADEDAA... SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Security: GET BACK! This man is stuck in Pac-Man power pellet mode! You all would look like blue ghosts to him the way he is now! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg He saw the Jackass movie. He knew what he was getting into. Butterbean knew it too. BTW, flowers will be sent to the family of the Miz at.. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Angle: Put coal in my stockings, will you... YOU COOKIE-LOVIN' SON OF A BITCH! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Eddie Guerrero = The New Musical Ladders Champion. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg Cena: You know what they say in the Army- Never leave your men behind.. Jesus: I thought .. you were a Marine.. Cena: Screw you! Jesus: No, it's FU.. Voice in background: IT'S HEIDENREICH!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Cena: I don't think I can hold this much longer. My doctor told me not to hold useless piece of crap for too long. [/I would have put a pic of Cena picking up Holly but I can't find one!] END. |
Seriously, WTF belt IS that?!
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Its John Cenas custom Us belt.Kinda like Austin and the smoking skull belt
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Heidenreich: I need an old priest and a young priest...THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU |
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Worst. Interpretation of the Marx Brothers' "mirror" gag. Ever. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Puder froze. How did the "M" go again? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Chicks dig the long ball... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg JERICHO: Hey, :lol: does this bring back memories? HHH: :mad: JERICHO: All that's missing is Hillbilly Jim! :rofl: HHH: :foc: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg After accidentally leaving his sword on Eternia, He-Man was left to go into battle with...the Clipboard of Power! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg STEREOTYPICAL JAPANESE MAN: What does "Luck Fures" mean? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg FUNAKI: I'm the Cruiserweight Champion? I must be dreaming! REF: Nice tighty whities. Time for your speech to the student body. FUNAKI: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg HEIDENREICH: And now a poem by Heidenreich... Can we go back to the days when our love was strong Can you tell me how a perfect love goes wrong Can somebody tell me how to get things back They way they use to be Oh God give me a reason I’m down on bended knee I’ll never walk again until you come back to me I’m down on bended knee UNDERTAKER: That sounds really familiar... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg UT: Oh, man! I'm in trouble! Dotted boomerang ATTACK! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg JBL: Yeah! That's right! I'm the greatest! Nobody has ever played air guitar with a belt to "Voodoo Chile" before! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg MIZ: Hmmm... I always expected Route 66 to be more...impressive. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg ANGLE: You gave me a sweater with a big bird knitted on it! A kid can get beat up for wearing something like that! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg EDDIE: Cannonbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg COLE: Cena's going for...no! TAZZ: Jesus with a crucifix! Get it? Crucifix? 'Cause he's Jesus! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Between "Ruck Fules" and his "sn" title, English teachers nationwide began to worry about the example being set. |
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Cena: I can't hold you much longer! Jesus: Come on Sean jump! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg John: This is for goldberg! Jesus: Its just my name! |
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Rock'm Sock'm Robots: Version 5.0 http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Puder: Help me Lord, help me defeat Mike Miz... God: Shut up Hunter! *Blank stare* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Jesus reinacts the Crucifiction in a more painful way if you know what I mean http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Even Cena and Jesus are not safe from The Minority Report http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Heidenreich: Yep, it is true. I really am Ryan Styles buffed up and dressed in red. or.... Heidenreich: Oh Romeo, why thou shall you die? Taker: (As Romeo) ...... Heidenreich: Romeo? Taker: ....... Heidenreich: ANSWER ME ROMEO! *Throws hissy fit* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Heidenreich: And here he is! This is the guy who slept on my bedroom floor and weeped like a bedroom glore! I slept beside him on my chambored floor and put my arm up his rear and locked it his chambored door. He looked at me like a crazy whore and punched my butt like a rabid Bore. I then reached into his dreaded Core and pulled out a shiny Glore, then came Paul Heymen, coming into my chambored door and saw us on the bedroom floor, he was shocked to see me with my hand deep in this mans core and shouted GORE GORE! Quote Heidenreich, nevermore. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Santa Eddie, instead of climbing down the chimeny, finds a new way to get into peoples houses on Christmas. |
Seriously, Loopy... those were the funniest captions I've seen in a while. :lol:
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Aw, shucks...
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Thats the new "John Cena" US title belt? Fucking ugly :nono:
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Not many people got it so updated it.
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:lol: Goldberg.
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Puder showed off some of his heel tactics when he spritzed his gloves with some Skunk Spray before the match. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg ....and then he realized he forgot his pants. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Oh man, the Miz has got to win with selling skills like that...even when the punch misses by a foot... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Jesus: "Hardcore's made me a marked man. He says I'll pay for not paying my dues! It's all over!!!" Cena: "No! Don't jump into midcard hell! There's another way!!!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Fortunately for the WWE and FCC, Floaty the Flying Trashcan was able to swoop in just in the nick of time to prevent Cena's wardrobe malfunction from ruining the show. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg 'JBL is.... retaining???' http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Funaki: "Yay! I've won the... 'Spend a Night in China Championship???" Joanie Laurer: "Come here little man." Funaki: :eek: :eek: :eek: *faints* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg John's three bean salad picked a bad time to eject. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Heidenreich botches skull fucking. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Most fans were left confused by the cross promotion ad of the new American Idol. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Once you saw Chyna's ass pimples, you were never the same. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg "Give me coal in MY stocking will ya you sonofabitch!!!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Announcer: "And we've started with the innaugural WWE Ladder Skiing Championships." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg Cena's walking-over-hot-coal-while-carrying-a-guy act was a huge hit with the fans. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Cena: "You are getting sleepy... you won't notice how I squash opponents with HHH efficiency..." |
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I think I still don't get the Goldberg one. :(
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