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"Best Of Raw" Captions: 12/20/04
Hey yo. wwe.com posted these so why not? Some are new, and some are classics, so here we go again.
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Heyman: Please... I'll never listen in to a phone meeting again! Just don't make me get back in the roller! Bischoff: No dice. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Rock: The Rock says grey skies are gonna clear up. The Rock says put on a happy face! Foley: *smile* |
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Heyman: JUST LOOK AT ME! I DON'T CARE IF THAT LOSER FROM "FULL HOUSE" DAVE COULIER IS OVER MY SHOULDER, LOOK AT ME! Dave Coulier: :'( ***audience awwwws *** http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Foley: .... (tries to look at Rock but turns away) NO NO NO! I CANNOT LOOK! TOO SEXY TOO TOO SEXY!! Rock: Screw this. I've got a movie version of Frogger to film! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Eugene = Best Kramer impression in the business. Eugene: LET ME LOVE YOU!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg kANE (looking at 'Tron): I thought we got this crappy crap crap over with? Lita : I thought HHH was supposed to get me drunk and piss off Test. That tape there is not accu.. acquire... accomp.. um, right. :shifty: **jumps through table** kANE: WHY DO ALL OF YOU DO THAT?! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg With Queen blaring in the background, Snitsky does some zombie beatings. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/18.jpg Lesnar: What the-- "WELCOME BACK BROCK" my ass!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/19.jpg McMahon: OH MY GOD!! YOU'VE GOT HALO 2???? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/20.jpg Simon Dean: GET DOWN, MR. PRESIDENT! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/22.jpg eDge: Shit, even I forgot I had written a book. Sure, most of it talks about the battle of Gettysburg, but I'm on the cover. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/23.jpg Jericho: Hey, bud. Happy Holidays! Benoit: We're still not getting that title next year. Jericho: I know, I know..................... you smug bastard. |
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Heyman: ...and I'm gonna keeeep oooon loooovin' youuuuuuu...... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Rock: Would you like to dance, Mick? Mick: Oh, Rock, I thought you'd never a... Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO DANCE! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Benoit: It's OK, Shawn, I got you. Triple H may be able to levitate people, but I invented it dammit! I know how to counter it! Shawn: Err... I was just doing a dropkick Bre.. I mean Chris. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Eugene: Just lose it ERRR ERRR ERRR ERRR ERRR! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Lita even botches a white wedding for Christ's sake! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg This is how your face would look too if you found out you were turning into a giant clone of Marc Mero. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg God: Hurry Chris, I can't keep him in the corner forever! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Triple H impersonating Steve Irwin: Now I'm REALLY gonna piss him off by jammin' my thumb right up his butt hole! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Triple H: You should have known you wouldn't be champ for long, Randy. The engravers didn't even finish the "N" in "ORTON". http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Triple H: Stay back. The cream filling is mine, mine, all mine! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Ric: Yup, the audience is starting to leave in disgust. HHH: Why? All I did was cum all over myself! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Unfortunately, no-one was watching Randy's victory as they were all too concerned with Sean O'Haire who had fallen out of his cage into a well. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg HHH and Batista always do exceptionally well. Ric on the other hand ALWAYS FUCKS UP THE YMCA! |
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Gene: Stop moving so I can hit you! Kane: It's not my fau... Gene: Don't even bother! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg JR: King we're on air. King: Puppies! JR: Oh, so you know. King: Huh? Know what? Oh my God! More puppies! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/16.jpg Regal doing his generous impression of Triple H. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/17.jpg Regal: HA! Try and counter a headlock chu... OW! My bloody fingers! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/18.jpg Triple H: Ok, who's next to crush? Richards? You're not invisible? Richards: Nope. Triple H: Ok, you'll do. Richards: Crap. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/19.jpg Vince: When did I write the check for THAT to be implanted? Blonde: You said you wanted something you could play with. Vince: Yeah, but an X-Box?! Seriously, how will this even work?! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/20.jpg Blinded by Triple H's hold-down aura, Simon Dean pulls the streaker in front of him for protection. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/21.jpg Benoit: I got him ref! Give him his pills! Edge: I don't want them. Benoit: It's ok, they're just placeboes anyway. O'Haire: He's not telling you anything you... Benoit: Huh? Oh yeah, we're in the cage aren't we. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/22.jpg Edge: ...and as a treat for you all tonight, I'm going to let you re-live one of the great moments of my book.. The time I ate the microphone! 1, 2, GULP! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/23.jpg Jericho: Why are you smiling, Chris? Benoit: Just the fact that there are 2 Canadians called Chris in the ring at once. Jericho: Yeah, this is gonna bug the Hell outta Michaels. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/24.jpg Vince: No wonder I've been uncomfortable all day! I've been wearing 2 belts! *pulls off World Title* ahh, that's better! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/25.jpg Eric: I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the Real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imatating... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/26.jpg Lita botches losing. (I know I used that first time it was up, but I love it. One of my personal faves) |
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While Jericho has to job to Maven, the Priest and the Rabbi have a 45 minute Anti-classic. there's no justice in the world... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Rock: Did you just answer The Rock's shirt with "Not long enough?" Mick: Guilty, Guilty as charged! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Poor Shawn. He never knew what hit him. He thought Chris was going to show him how to do a Swandive Headbutt, but something isn't right here... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Eugene's push ends when he accidentally pantomime's the secret to Randy Orton's push... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Hunter: No, this is how you suck your thumb... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Hunter: Prepare to Die, King! Randy: Dude, I'm not Van Wilder, ok? *Hunter's Platinum Fangs emerge* Randy: Uh oh, I'm f**ked! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg The Hoss Olympic Relay team wasn't graceful enough to make the cut. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/16.jpg Eugene (off-screen): Oh Mama Mia, Mama Mia Rob and William: Mama Mia Let me Go! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/18.jpg Hunter: Now for the weekly torture: The first person to turn their eyes from the Chyna/X-pac sex tape has to job to me! *Hunter starts the tape* Tajiri: What did he say? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/19.jpg Vince:I want your Bod! For the first time, someone actually liked the use of that line... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/21.jpg This is why Hardcore Holly should not be a guest referee... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/22.jpg Edge: And the proceeds from this book will go to my therapy from having been forced to watch "A Night in China" Three days in a row at Abu Gharib. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/25.jpg Eric regrets losing that bet with Triple H: but how was he to know that Bradshaw was going to be the longest reigning Heavyweight Champion in 2004? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/26.jpg Lita botches putting on the WOmen's title. |
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Foley botches The Mime. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Wedding Priest: (Reading from the card) AINT NO STOPPIN ME...NOWWW! Oh wait thats not it, sorry. (Shuffles through the papers) Stay in the back, theres a Hurricane...no, hold on I got it...(Shuffles) It..wasnt...my...faul-DAMNIT! Hold on, hold on...(Shuffles) Watcha Gonna Do - Damnit! (Shuffles) Ok ok here it is. We are gathered...today...*Squints* Damnit, why'd Vince write this in a yellow jell pen? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg The referee gives Christy the worst Indian Burn ever. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Benoit: I...will....not...grab.....your........nose. Conway: Thank you. Benoit: (Forcing hand back) I.....will.....not. Suddenly, Benoit's hand moves up and down. Benoit slaps it. Benoit: STOP IT! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg HHH never doubted Orton again when Orton bended Triple H's thumb with this teleconnesus powers. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Triple H botches being Mr. Frosty for Halloween. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Commercial Announcer: The Tennis Hardware Store open on Broadway! Now, with over 1,000 rackets and 5,000 balls. Flair: We want to steal YOUR balls! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg Movie Cliche#56: Spotting a spider on another guy and attempting to nail it, thinking its gonna stay in one place. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/16.jpg No one was more shocked than Conway when Regal pissed out a Star Wars Light Sabor. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/21.jpg Desperate to keep his title, Triple H shoots Benoit with a paintball gun. |
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Where will YOU be when the Nash affect takes place? |
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rofl at the vince i want your bod caption :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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