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Old 12-27-2004, 10:12 PM   #1
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"Best Of Raw" Captions: 12/20/04
Hey yo. wwe.com posted these so why not? Some are new, and some are classics, so here we go again.

























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Old 12-27-2004, 10:22 PM   #2
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Old 12-28-2004, 12:57 AM   #3
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Heyman: Please... I'll never listen in to a phone meeting again! Just don't make me get back in the roller!
Bischoff: No dice.


Rock: The Rock says grey skies are gonna clear up. The Rock says put on a happy face!
Foley: *smile*
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Old 12-28-2004, 01:38 AM   #4
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Heyman: JUST LOOK AT ME! I DON'T CARE IF THAT LOSER FROM "FULL HOUSE" DAVE COULIER IS OVER MY SHOULDER, LOOK AT ME!
Dave Coulier: ***audience awwwws ***


Foley: .... (tries to look at Rock but turns away) NO NO NO! I CANNOT LOOK! TOO SEXY TOO TOO SEXY!!
Rock: Screw this. I've got a movie version of Frogger to film!


Eugene = Best Kramer impression in the business.

Eugene: LET ME LOVE YOU!!!


kANE (looking at 'Tron): I thought we got this crappy crap crap over with?
Lita : I thought HHH was supposed to get me drunk and piss off Test. That tape there is not accu.. acquire... accomp.. um, right. **jumps through table**
kANE: WHY DO ALL OF YOU DO THAT?!


With Queen blaring in the background, Snitsky does some zombie beatings.


Lesnar: What the-- "WELCOME BACK BROCK" my ass!!


McMahon: OH MY GOD!! YOU'VE GOT HALO 2????


Simon Dean: GET DOWN, MR. PRESIDENT!


eDge: Shit, even I forgot I had written a book. Sure, most of it talks about the battle of Gettysburg, but I'm on the cover.


Jericho: Hey, bud. Happy Holidays!
Benoit: We're still not getting that title next year.
Jericho: I know, I know..................... you smug bastard.
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Old 12-28-2004, 01:49 AM   #5
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Lesnar: What the-- "WELCOME BACK BROCK" my ass!!
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Old 12-28-2004, 04:21 AM   #6
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Heyman: ...and I'm gonna keeeep oooon loooovin' youuuuuuu......



Rock: Would you like to dance, Mick?
Mick: Oh, Rock, I thought you'd never a...
Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO DANCE!



Benoit: It's OK, Shawn, I got you. Triple H may be able to levitate people, but I invented it dammit! I know how to counter it!
Shawn: Err... I was just doing a dropkick Bre.. I mean Chris.



Eugene: Just lose it ERRR ERRR ERRR ERRR ERRR!



Lita even botches a white wedding for Christ's sake!



This is how your face would look too if you found out you were turning into a giant clone of Marc Mero.



God: Hurry Chris, I can't keep him in the corner forever!



Triple H impersonating Steve Irwin: Now I'm REALLY gonna piss him off by jammin' my thumb right up his butt hole!



Triple H: You should have known you wouldn't be champ for long, Randy. The engravers didn't even finish the "N" in "ORTON".



Triple H: Stay back. The cream filling is mine, mine, all mine!



Ric: Yup, the audience is starting to leave in disgust.
HHH: Why? All I did was cum all over myself!



Unfortunately, no-one was watching Randy's victory as they were all too concerned with Sean O'Haire who had fallen out of his cage into a well.



HHH and Batista always do exceptionally well. Ric on the other hand ALWAYS FUCKS UP THE YMCA!
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Old 12-28-2004, 04:40 AM   #7
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Gene: Stop moving so I can hit you!
Kane: It's not my fau...
Gene: Don't even bother!



JR: King we're on air.
King: Puppies!
JR: Oh, so you know.
King: Huh? Know what? Oh my God! More puppies!



Regal doing his generous impression of Triple H.



Regal: HA! Try and counter a headlock chu... OW! My bloody fingers!



Triple H: Ok, who's next to crush? Richards? You're not invisible?
Richards: Nope.
Triple H: Ok, you'll do.
Richards: Crap.



Vince: When did I write the check for THAT to be implanted?
Blonde: You said you wanted something you could play with.
Vince: Yeah, but an X-Box?! Seriously, how will this even work?!



Blinded by Triple H's hold-down aura, Simon Dean pulls the streaker in front of him for protection.



Benoit: I got him ref! Give him his pills!
Edge: I don't want them.
Benoit: It's ok, they're just placeboes anyway.
O'Haire: He's not telling you anything you...
Benoit: Huh? Oh yeah, we're in the cage aren't we.



Edge: ...and as a treat for you all tonight, I'm going to let you re-live one of the great moments of my book.. The time I ate the microphone! 1, 2, GULP!



Jericho: Why are you smiling, Chris?
Benoit: Just the fact that there are 2 Canadians called Chris in the ring at once.
Jericho: Yeah, this is gonna bug the Hell outta Michaels.



Vince: No wonder I've been uncomfortable all day! I've been wearing 2 belts! *pulls off World Title* ahh, that's better!



Eric: I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the Real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imatating...



Lita botches losing.

(I know I used that first time it was up, but I love it. One of my personal faves)
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Old 12-28-2004, 05:14 AM   #8
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While Jericho has to job to Maven, the Priest and the Rabbi have a 45 minute Anti-classic. there's no justice in the world...



Rock: Did you just answer The Rock's shirt with "Not long enough?"

Mick: Guilty, Guilty as charged!



Poor Shawn. He never knew what hit him. He thought Chris was going to show him how to do a Swandive Headbutt, but something isn't right here...



Eugene's push ends when he accidentally pantomime's the secret to Randy Orton's push...



Hunter: No, this is how you suck your thumb...



Hunter: Prepare to Die, King!

Randy: Dude, I'm not Van Wilder, ok?

*Hunter's Platinum Fangs emerge*

Randy: Uh oh, I'm f**ked!



The Hoss Olympic Relay team wasn't graceful enough to make the cut.



Eugene (off-screen): Oh Mama Mia, Mama Mia

Rob and William: Mama Mia Let me Go!



Hunter: Now for the weekly torture: The first person to turn their eyes from the Chyna/X-pac sex tape has to job to me!

*Hunter starts the tape*

Tajiri: What did he say?



Vince:I want your Bod!

For the first time, someone actually liked the use of that line...



This is why Hardcore Holly should not be a guest referee...



Edge: And the proceeds from this book will go to my therapy from having been forced to watch "A Night in China" Three days in a row at Abu Gharib.



Eric regrets losing that bet with Triple H: but how was he to know that Bradshaw was going to be the longest reigning Heavyweight Champion in 2004?



Lita botches putting on the WOmen's title.
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Old 12-28-2004, 09:08 AM   #9
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Foley botches The Mime.



Wedding Priest: (Reading from the card) AINT NO STOPPIN ME...NOWWW! Oh wait thats not it, sorry. (Shuffles through the papers) Stay in the back, theres a Hurricane...no, hold on I got it...(Shuffles) It..wasnt...my...faul-DAMNIT! Hold on, hold on...(Shuffles) Watcha Gonna Do - Damnit! (Shuffles) Ok ok here it is. We are gathered...today...*Squints* Damnit, why'd Vince write this in a yellow jell pen?



The referee gives Christy the worst Indian Burn ever.



Benoit: I...will....not...grab.....your........nose.
Conway: Thank you.
Benoit: (Forcing hand back) I.....will.....not.
Suddenly, Benoit's hand moves up and down. Benoit slaps it.
Benoit: STOP IT!



HHH never doubted Orton again when Orton bended Triple H's thumb with this teleconnesus powers.



Triple H botches being Mr. Frosty for Halloween.



Commercial Announcer: The Tennis Hardware Store open on Broadway! Now, with over 1,000 rackets and 5,000 balls.
Flair: We want to steal YOUR balls!



Movie Cliche#56: Spotting a spider on another guy and attempting to nail it, thinking its gonna stay in one place.



No one was more shocked than Conway when Regal pissed out a Star Wars Light Sabor.



Desperate to keep his title, Triple H shoots Benoit with a paintball gun.
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Old 12-28-2004, 10:38 AM   #10
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Where will YOU be when the Nash affect takes place?
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Old 12-30-2004, 07:36 PM   #11
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No one was more shocked than Conway when Regal pissed out a Star Wars Light Sabor.
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Old 12-30-2004, 09:12 PM   #12
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Old 12-30-2004, 10:48 PM   #13
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Wedding Priest: (Reading from the card) AINT NO STOPPIN ME...NOWWW! Oh wait thats not it, sorry. (Shuffles through the papers) Stay in the back, theres a Hurricane...
LOL at "stay in the back". the phrase is "Stand Back! There's a Hurricane coming through!"

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Benoit: I...will....not...grab.....your........nose.
Conway: Thank you.
Benoit: (Forcing hand back) I.....will.....not.
Suddenly, Benoit's hand moves up and down. Benoit slaps it.
Benoit: STOP IT!
ummmm.... That's not Conway. That's HHH.
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