RAW Captions Jan 24
 

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg
Jericho Fan: You think if I throw this beer keg at him he'll notice?

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg
HHH: OH SHIT!! An old man!! *hair stands up on end*

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg
Stacy: *gasp* Randy! You've got a boner!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg
Edge: I can't bend my leg properly!
Jericho: You still got a nice ass. *rub*

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg
Warning: Viscera may cause projectile vomiting.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg
Ref: Huh. Wonder why they call them catwalks.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg
Hassan: Giddy up!
Venis: Graaaaar.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg
How obvious is it that Grenier is holding the flag up?

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg
Randy: Ric! What are you doing above the glass ceiling?! Get down here before HHH sees you! You know how angry he gets when he sees someone playing up there!
Flair: *flop*

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg
HHH starts to hold down knee pads.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg
Randy: Ha ha! I have your belt!
HHH: It matters not! The belt has but one master! It listens only to me!!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg
Randy sees his FACE in the belt and falls asleep.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg
Randy: I've got a thermal detanator!!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg
And then the ref fainted.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg
HHH (singing): YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.. you are the life that I LOVE.. YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.. you are the life that I love!

Flair: I can't take this anymore ! WHOO!!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg
HHH: Oh, crap!! POPEYE!!

Popeye: Git away from me girl there, Bluto!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg
HBK: Edge... the pose... TOO SEXY.. TOO TOO SEXY!!
Edge: YES! I've got.. charisma.. I think. WHOO!
Jericho: ....I'm here too. Hello?

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg
Tajiri's reaction to the fact that it was not the late 90's.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg
And now the world's tiniest referee...
"Wow, those boots sure are pretty, mister Maven. Suppose one day I could have boots like those?"
Maven: Wow, someone likes m--**SLAMMED!!**

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg
Hussan: TELL ME.. WHAT IS... YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION!!!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg
Grenier: Conway, this better be the flag pole I'm holding...
Conway: Yeah... flag pole... :shifty:

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg
Greatest. Alabama Slam. Ever.

Bob Holly: You can't prove that! Pay your dues!!!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg
HHH is never gonna get that spider, is he?

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg
Orton: Get off my lawn, you long haired hippy!
HHH: ... guH ???

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg
It finally happened. There is a thing as being too vain, that it can hurt you.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg
RKO: KILL WHITEY!!...

And just like that, his push was gone.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg
Ref (to himself): God, does he know that he is now the cruiserweight champion.. god, what a male bimbo.

Ref near the Tron: Oh, GOD! I can read minds !! AHH!!

end. probably?