RAW Captions Jan 24

**Gouda** · 01-27-2005, 08:37 PM

Jericho Fan: You think if I throw this beer keg at him he'll notice?

HHH: OH SHIT!! An old man!! *hair stands up on end*

Stacy: *gasp* Randy! You've got a boner!

Edge: I can't bend my leg properly!
Jericho: You still got a nice ass. *rub*

Warning: Viscera may cause projectile vomiting.

Ref: Huh. Wonder why they call them catwalks.

Hassan: Giddy up!
Venis: Graaaaar.

How obvious is it that Grenier is holding the flag up?

Randy: Ric! What are you doing above the glass ceiling?! Get down here before HHH sees you! You know how angry he gets when he sees someone playing up there!
Flair: *flop*

HHH starts to hold down knee pads.

Randy: Ha ha! I have your belt!
HHH: It matters not! The belt has but one master! It listens only to me!!

Randy sees his FACE in the belt and falls asleep.

Randy: I've got a thermal detanator!!

And then the ref fainted.

**Gone Mad** · 01-27-2005, 10:09 PM

HHH (singing): YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.. you are the life that I LOVE.. YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.. you are the life that I love!

Flair: I can't take this anymore ! WHOO!!

HHH: Oh, crap!! POPEYE!!

Popeye: Git away from me girl there, Bluto!

HBK: Edge... the pose... TOO SEXY.. TOO TOO SEXY!!
Edge: YES! I've got.. charisma.. I think. WHOO!
Jericho: ....I'm here too. Hello?

Tajiri's reaction to the fact that it was not the late 90's.

And now the world's tiniest referee...
"Wow, those boots sure are pretty, mister Maven. Suppose one day I could have boots like those?"
Maven: Wow, someone likes m--**SLAMMED!!**

Hussan: TELL ME.. WHAT IS... YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION!!!

Grenier: Conway, this better be the flag pole I'm holding...
Conway: Yeah... flag pole...

Greatest. Alabama Slam. Ever.

Bob Holly: You can't prove that! Pay your dues!!!

HHH is never gonna get that spider, is he?

Orton: Get off my lawn, you long haired hippy!
HHH: ... guH ???

It finally happened. There is a thing as being too vain, that it can hurt you.

RKO: KILL WHITEY!!...

And just like that, his push was gone.

Ref (to himself): God, does he know that he is now the cruiserweight champion.. god, what a male bimbo.

Ref near the Tron: Oh, GOD! I can read minds !! AHH!!

end. probably?

01-27-2005, 08:37 PM	#1
Gouda It's Hammer Time Posts: 2,207	RAW Captions Jan 24 Jericho Fan: You think if I throw this beer keg at him he'll notice? HHH: OH SHIT!! An old man!! hair stands up on end Stacy: gasp Randy! You've got a boner! Edge: I can't bend my leg properly! Jericho: You still got a nice ass. rub Warning: Viscera may cause projectile vomiting. Ref: Huh. Wonder why they call them catwalks. Hassan: Giddy up! Venis: Graaaaar. How obvious is it that Grenier is holding the flag up? Randy: Ric! What are you doing above the glass ceiling?! Get down here before HHH sees you! You know how angry he gets when he sees someone playing up there! Flair: flop HHH starts to hold down knee pads. Randy: Ha ha! I have your belt! HHH: It matters not! The belt has but one master! It listens only to me!! Randy sees his FACE in the belt and falls asleep. Randy: I've got a thermal detanator!! And then the ref fainted.

01-27-2005, 10:09 PM	#2
Gone Mad EL MERO MERO! Posts: 4,259	HHH (singing): YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.. you are the life that I LOVE.. YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.. you are the life that I love! Flair: I can't take this anymore ! WHOO!! HHH: Oh, crap!! POPEYE!! Popeye: Git away from me girl there, Bluto! HBK: Edge... the pose... TOO SEXY.. TOO TOO SEXY!! Edge: YES! I've got.. charisma.. I think. WHOO! Jericho: ....I'm here too. Hello? Tajiri's reaction to the fact that it was not the late 90's. And now the world's tiniest referee... "Wow, those boots sure are pretty, mister Maven. Suppose one day I could have boots like those?" Maven: Wow, someone likes m--SLAMMED!! Hussan: TELL ME.. WHAT IS... YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION!!! Grenier: Conway, this better be the flag pole I'm holding... Conway: Yeah... flag pole... Greatest. Alabama Slam. Ever. Bob Holly: You can't prove that! Pay your dues!!! HHH is never gonna get that spider, is he? Orton: Get off my lawn, you long haired hippy! HHH: ... guH ??? It finally happened. There is a thing as being too vain, that it can hurt you. RKO: KILL WHITEY!!... And just like that, his push was gone. Ref (to himself): God, does he know that he is now the cruiserweight champion.. god, what a male bimbo. Ref near the Tron: Oh, GOD! I can read minds !! AHH!! end. probably?