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Cena: I TOLD YOU LAST WEEK.... I'M NOT ON STEROIDS!!! GAAAAARRRRRRR!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/18.jpg Cena: Oh God... it's finally happened... My mouth is stuck open!!! Oh yeah, and I killed that dude over there... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/03.jpg Janetty: HEAD EXPLOSION KICK! Angle: I won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck... a missing freaking head isn't much of a problem for me! WHOO! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/09.jpg Randy: Wait, wait. Hold on for a second. There's Vince. *sticks out hand* Heil de Fuhrer! Taker: I think it's supposedto be a little bit higher. Randy: I have problems getting it up. :$ |
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While many regarding Angle as one of the best wrestlers of all time, nobody questions that he makes a terrible dental assistant. |
That gives me an ide:
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The most electrifiED man in sports entertainement. |
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Angle proves that he is indeed The Man by balancing Marty Jannety on the tip of his nose. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/02.jpg Angle: "Lost your smile, huh, buddy? I'll show you how to get it back!" Jannety: "Aaaagghh! That was MICHAELS! MICHAELS!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/03.jpg As you can see here, Marty was never really a fan of Kurt's "invisible trombone" routine. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/04.jpg Things got really out of hand when some joker off-stage turned on the industrial-sized fans. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/05.jpg Suddenly bored with the match, Marty Jannety began to amuse himself with a one-man game of rock-paper-scissors. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/06.jpg On a special "Saturday Mystery Matinee", come visit an eerie town where unsuspecting children are kidnapped by the Stepford Wives. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/07.jpg Bischoff: "No, seriously, Teddy. This is a stick-up. Give me your wallet." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/08.jpg Randy: "Just so you know, Taker, I left you a little present. In your hat." Undertaker: "...." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/09.jpg Randy: "No, no, no, Taker! You put your right hand in, put your right hand out, put your right hand in, then you shake it all about!" Taker: "Ooohhhhh..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/10.jpg You've gotta wonder what Taker could be thinking. It could be "How, in a universe as vast and complex as we live in, could there be no God?" or "Where did I leave my keys?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/11.jpg You know you watch too much wrestling when... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/12.jpg Ref: "Holy crap. Those dreads. They're, like, alive or something." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/13.jpg You know, after an Extreme Makeover, Booker T looks fabulous! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/14.jpg "So, ladies, what's six minus one?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/15.jpg Rey: "Look at me! I can fly!" Danny Basham: "Dammit, Rey, we can see your strings." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/16.jpg Eddie knew he was in trouble when the third brother, Giant Basham, attempted to lift him up from the turnbuckle. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/17.jpg Lady in the front row: "Her-cu-LEES! Her-cu-LEES!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/18.jpg Well, you'd look this way too if your armband was on too tight. |
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Eric:But I Did Save A Bundle BY Switching To Geico http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/08.jpg Randy:So Could I Meet Your Wife And Take A Look At Her Luggage http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/09.jpg Randy:And I Slide Into Home Plate And Won The Little League World Series http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/10.jpg Taker:I've Gotta Call Geico http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/17.jpg Cena:What Do You Mean Ashton Kutcher Is Leaving The 70's Show http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/18.jpg Cena:I'm He-Man And I Have The Power |
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