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Old 03-18-2005, 06:18 PM   #1
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Old 03-18-2005, 06:23 PM   #2
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Cena: I TOLD YOU LAST WEEK.... I'M NOT ON STEROIDS!!! GAAAAARRRRRRR!!!


Cena: Oh God... it's finally happened... My mouth is stuck open!!! Oh yeah, and I killed that dude over there...


Janetty: HEAD EXPLOSION KICK!
Angle: I won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck... a missing freaking head isn't much of a problem for me! WHOO!


Randy: Wait, wait. Hold on for a second. There's Vince. *sticks out hand* Heil de Fuhrer!
Taker: I think it's supposedto be a little bit higher.
Randy: I have problems getting it up.
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Old 03-18-2005, 08:28 PM   #3
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While many regarding Angle as one of the best wrestlers of all time, nobody questions that he makes a terrible dental assistant.
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Old 03-18-2005, 10:33 PM   #4
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That gives me an ide:


Angle:TAKE THAT EVIL GINGAVITOUS! TAP!! TAAAAAAP!!
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Old 03-18-2005, 11:16 PM   #5
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The most electrifiED man in sports entertainement.
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Old 03-18-2005, 11:20 PM   #6
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Angle proves that he is indeed The Man by balancing Marty Jannety on the tip of his nose.


Angle: "Lost your smile, huh, buddy? I'll show you how to get it back!"
Jannety: "Aaaagghh! That was MICHAELS! MICHAELS!"


As you can see here, Marty was never really a fan of Kurt's "invisible trombone" routine.


Things got really out of hand when some joker off-stage turned on the industrial-sized fans.


Suddenly bored with the match, Marty Jannety began to amuse himself with a one-man game of rock-paper-scissors.


On a special "Saturday Mystery Matinee", come visit an eerie town where unsuspecting children are kidnapped by the Stepford Wives.


Bischoff: "No, seriously, Teddy. This is a stick-up. Give me your wallet."


Randy: "Just so you know, Taker, I left you a little present. In your hat."
Undertaker: "...."


Randy: "No, no, no, Taker! You put your right hand in, put your right hand out, put your right hand in, then you shake it all about!"
Taker: "Ooohhhhh..."


You've gotta wonder what Taker could be thinking. It could be "How, in a universe as vast and complex as we live in, could there be no God?" or "Where did I leave my keys?"


You know you watch too much wrestling when...


Ref: "Holy crap. Those dreads. They're, like, alive or something."


You know, after an Extreme Makeover, Booker T looks fabulous!


"So, ladies, what's six minus one?"


Rey: "Look at me! I can fly!"
Danny Basham: "Dammit, Rey, we can see your strings."


Eddie knew he was in trouble when the third brother, Giant Basham, attempted to lift him up from the turnbuckle.


Lady in the front row: "Her-cu-LEES! Her-cu-LEES!"


Well, you'd look this way too if your armband was on too tight.
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Old 03-18-2005, 11:36 PM   #7
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Eric:But I Did Save A Bundle BY Switching To Geico


Randy:So Could I Meet Your Wife And Take A Look At Her Luggage


Randy:And I Slide Into Home Plate And Won The Little League World Series


Taker:I've Gotta Call Geico


Cena:What Do You Mean Ashton Kutcher Is Leaving The 70's Show


Cena:I'm He-Man And I Have The Power
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