So I actually am watching Heat...
 

And the announce team was talking about how "With Lita's training," anything's possible."

And all I'm thinking is how many jokes there were in that one. And some of them don't even involve the word "botch."

You are such a liar Kane!!!!!! Nobody watches Heat. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that JR doesn't bathe in BBQ sauce .

so soon she'll be banging Edge as well.

Yeah you can see me on heat.

That was one of them.

Are you the guy waving the poop sign? ;)

Listen if Isiah Thomas can write a book about success in business, then people will take advice form damn near anyone.

And I honestly don't even know what time or channel Heat is even on.

Spike TV. 7/6 Central

I should write a book.

lol at biohazard, hurricanes opponent on heat, i thought he looked like maven kinda...

I would probably write a book on how to procrastinate... and never complete it. :D

probably never start it either.

What's up with the no namers wrestling against Masters? Also, Masters' finisher has got to be one of the shittiest ones alive.

nono there is always the

POUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCEEEEE UHHHH

PERIOD.

POUNCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in the land of little people. Hahahahahahaa

....I lost to Hussan on Heat, but next time, the MadMan will take him. Trust me on that.

And no, people watch Heat, even if it's 5 people. It's Velocity that nobody watches. IT'S ON FREAKIN' SATURDAY NIGHT!

What time is Velocity on?

Well,

1) Nobody in their right mind would want to wrestle Masters after his debut...

2) If you're going to drop him off the A-List show and build him up, it's best to have him kill jobbers, because it really doesn't matter if they lose.

3) Masters' intro is so long that they need guys without actual entrances, lest all of heat be eaten up before the bell rings.

You know, I actually read a book about procrastination. It took me a year to actually finish it, but...

Ah, I'll explain it later.

And at least the "Masterlock" hasn't been as overhyped as THE POOOOOOUNCE.

Velocity is on at 7 pm or 11 pm... I am not even sure anymore.

I remember Heat used to be so crazy once before Smackdown! came about. I think Heat used to really boost PPV buyrates for them b/c they'd hype it up like crazy the final hour and provide some cliffhanger that would make me want to order the PPV.

And the time doesn't help. Jesus, 11PM?

I think 3 AM infomercials get better ratings.

Yeah, but that's because they also treated it like it mattered.

Hell, even SMACKDOWN! doesn't get that benefit.

I know. I wish at least they could at least make Heat some decent show the night of the PPV.

I think its more depressing how Smackdown can be such a throwaway show. It's two hours on primetime on what is more or less network television but every week there's some segment like "Carlito Cool dresse like Elvis" or "Dawn Marie grudge match." At least with Heat there's the "secondary show" excuse.

Yeah, I remember when the Higher Power revealed himself to Austin in '99. He came on Heat and was giving stunners to everyone, hyping up the next RAW in which Vince was revealed.

Word.

The "Catfight" is proof that the bookers need to be shot.

Yeah thats to my left. My girlfriend made the sign but she had freaking Shaq sitting in front of her so I held it up.

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