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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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So I actually am watching Heat...
And the announce team was talking about how "With Lita's training," anything's possible."
And all I'm thinking is how many jokes there were in that one. And some of them don't even involve the word "botch." “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”--John Rogers |
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You are such a liar Kane!!!!!! Nobody watches Heat. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that JR doesn't bathe in BBQ sauce .
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so soon she'll be banging Edge as well.
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Bo Knows
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Yeah you can see me on heat.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Instant Credibility
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Listen if Isiah Thomas can write a book about success in business, then people will take advice form damn near anyone.
And I honestly don't even know what time or channel Heat is even on. |
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Spike TV. 7/6 Central
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I should write a book.
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lol at biohazard, hurricanes opponent on heat, i thought he looked like maven kinda...
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I would probably write a book on how to procrastinate... and never complete it.
![]() probably never start it either. |
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What's up with the no namers wrestling against Masters? Also, Masters' finisher has got to be one of the shittiest ones alive.
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POUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCEEEEE UHHHH PERIOD. |
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POUNCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in the land of little people. Hahahahahahaa
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EL MERO MERO!
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....I lost to Hussan on Heat, but next time, the MadMan will take him. Trust me on that.
And no, people watch Heat, even if it's 5 people. It's Velocity that nobody watches. IT'S ON FREAKIN' SATURDAY NIGHT! |
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What time is Velocity on?
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1) Nobody in their right mind would want to wrestle Masters after his debut... 2) If you're going to drop him off the A-List show and build him up, it's best to have him kill jobbers, because it really doesn't matter if they lose. 3) Masters' intro is so long that they need guys without actual entrances, lest all of heat be eaten up before the bell rings. |
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EL MERO MERO!
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Ah, I'll explain it later. |
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EL MERO MERO!
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Velocity is on at 7 pm or 11 pm... I am not even sure anymore.
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I remember Heat used to be so crazy once before Smackdown! came about. I think Heat used to really boost PPV buyrates for them b/c they'd hype it up like crazy the final hour and provide some cliffhanger that would make me want to order the PPV.
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I think 3 AM infomercials get better ratings. |
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Hell, even SMACKDOWN! doesn't get that benefit. |
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I know. I wish at least they could at least make Heat some decent show the night of the PPV.
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I think its more depressing how Smackdown can be such a throwaway show. It's two hours on primetime on what is more or less network television but every week there's some segment like "Carlito Cool dresse like Elvis" or "Dawn Marie grudge match." At least with Heat there's the "secondary show" excuse.
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The "Catfight" is proof that the bookers need to be shot. |
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