Rumour has it Orton's gonna job at WM21.
 

Reports backstage indicate that Vince is not happy with Randy Orton for taking a shit in "diva" Rochelle's bag. Repercussions are expected, as this was planned to be plot of the overrun segment on the March 28th Raw, the final Raw broadcast before Wrestlemania 21. Orton is expected to lose to the Undertaker as punishment, with a run-in by the bag.

This is considered to be a lesson to the WWE's lockerroom that such "leaks" will not be tolerated, and offenders will be run out of the business.

:|

YES! ONCE AGAIN I AM PROVEN RIGHT!

LOL a run-in by the shitbag, wtf

A) Shadow, Click On This

B) Meh. Orton/Undertaker is a pissbreak for me.

:wave: Hardcore Holly :D

Join the club.

I suppose that means i am third in the que god i hope you guys dont take too long i really got to go.

:wavesad:

:foc:

Sounds good.

Loong pissbreak.

I HAVE to order Mania now. The run in of the bag will be a true mark out moment.

Yes, Hardcore Holly was the shit discovered in Rochelle's bag.

JR: TOMBSTONE! TOMBSTONE TO RANDY ORTON! 1-2-3! THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

King: Wait a minute... who is THAT?

JR: Well, I think that's former WWE Diva Rochelle... but she was released several months ago.

King: I don't see why, look at how fine she is... what the hell is she doing?

JR: She appears to be... squatting over Mr. Orton, I don't know what this is abou-

King: SHE'S TAKING A DUMP ON HIS CHEST!!!

JR: My lord, ladies and gentlemen I want to apologize for this crude scene here tonight...

King: God, I wish I was Randy right now...

JR: :wtf:

Undertaker: :lol:

J.R: Orton now, setting up for the RKO! It's gonna be over!

*The lights dim during Taker/Orton match. Orton stands up to see whats happening. Something appears on the screen*

http://www.treats4chicks.co.uk/img/p...ly-handbag.jpg

J.R: Bah God! It's bag! WTF is bag doing here!?

King: Must want some revenge for that shit attack Orton gave it!

*Orton stares blankly with his mouth wide open at bag, as if hes seen a monster or something*

Orton: Holy crap, WTF are you doing here!?

Bag:

http://www.treats4chicks.co.uk/img/p...ly-handbag.jpg


Orton: No! Now you go away, I'm have a match with the Taker, fuck off or I'll take another shit in you, you bastard!

Bag:

http://www.treats4chicks.co.uk/img/p...ly-handbag.jpg

J.R: BAH GAWD! BAG IS GIVING ORTON THE LOOK OF DEATH!

*Orton does a Flair flip-flop and Taker lands on Orton for a pin 1-2-3!*

Winner: Undertake after Bag gave Orton it's finisher, the look of death

I hope that's true.

If Randy Orton was indeed responsible for Amy Weber's quitting with his antics, then he deserves to get (pre-1999) "HHH"-ed.

:lol:

Maybe The Undertaker will carry the bag out to the ring with him, cut a promo, and then Orton will come in and chase him out of the ring. With his back turned, the crap comes out of the bag and attacks Orton, while the announcers are shocked. This will be replayed on Thunder..er...Smackdown!

And the bag will be the one carrying the match, scarily enough.

Thanks to the Undertaker's magic powers.

:rofl:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

I haven't been here in a few months, due to excessive work...Orton defecated in someone's garment bag? What the hell?

Don't say defecated... it makes you sound all Dazz-y.

"Dazz-y"??

Orton gonna lose?

:rofl:

Orton may throw the bag at taker, making taker blind with shit stains and than the ...... RKO for the pin. That would be a mark out moment :lol:

I don't get Weber she can kiss Tom Green who has done some crazy shit with those lips but she can't take a hazing joke. Women :nono:

So was Taker originally going to lose to Orton then?

Probably.

Dazz-y = like Dazz.

I'm sure she's done worse with her lips :shifty:

But that still doesn't justify Orton's behavior.

This is a joke report you know that right? I mean a run in by a bag that would ruin Wrestlemania and not to mention embarass the WWE. Taker will probably beat Orton because of Orton's shoulder injury. But I still think Orton wins the match

I've long maintained that WWE's product is a bag of sh</>ite

:rofl: :love: :cool:

Amy Weber used to be in porn.

Dale Gender Killer is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :|

Joke report? I got this from the most reliable source of news in these instances.

...By sucking off Vince McMahon...

Let's talk about Amy Weber's porn career.

Pussy :naughty:

Bag kicks ass.

Since Vince has a torn quad he must be suffering from Nashitis meaning he thinks up crazy ideas to win matches like Nash did. Beating goldberg after that tazer shot(zap) for instance.