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Stacy: So! Which one of us is next? Maria: Don't...choke...Stacy...mrmrmrmrr... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Christy: That's right! Put me over, and you're GONE! Victoria: Hah! I'll never be in a match against Christy, that's for sure! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Trish finally realizes that she has just put over Christy as well... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Kane signs up to be the next RAW Diva...but fails the qualifying round miserably. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Kane pulls an Edge. ZING!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg JR: NO-TALENT-FEST 2005 IS ON TO A GREAT START! With the releases of MATT HARDY and MOLLY BYGAWD HOLLY, we now have more time to focus on the USELESS SHIT IN THE WWE! BYGAWD THIS CRAP AIN'T MADE OF JELLY BEANS! MASTERPIECE! MASTERPIECE! KC MASTERPIECE BARBEQUE SAUCE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Edge: Wait...which one is the chair again? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Edge's Angry Face School had its first session today. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Girl in green shirt in row: Tomko rules! Dude in front row: Oh no...tell me...you did not...just say that! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg HBK: WHHHYYY??? Why did WWE release Jesus, of all people! NOOOO! Why have you forsaken me, Vince? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/18.jpg God finally realizes what the hell is going on and spits all over Triple H's head. GOD: Your promos are eternally long...and for that...you shall pay... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg HHH: Wha? Hurricane still works here? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/20.jpg Batista: And so, yeah, they still misspelled my last name. B-A-T-I-S-T-A...I mean, come on! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg Triple H cuts a killer (literally) promo on God after their confrontation earlier in the night. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/23.jpg JR recovers from being the victim of a Pedigree... Batista: Wow, are you all right, J.R.? That canvas ain't made of chocolate, you know... |
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Stacy and the girls backstage at their musical version of 'Psycho'. In this shot, purple girl directs Stacy to get ready for her shower scene while Maria practices stabbing with her invisible knife. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Taking Lita's horrid idea of a futuristic IRS one step further, Edge introduces us to his hybrid gimmick of futuristic IRS and the chairman of the board, luchadore La Parka. Keeping with the hispanic tradition of the Luchadores, edge renames his gimmick: Ian R. Sanchez http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg HBK and his new kneeboard down the ramp entrance http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg The poor chap who took a profile shot of HHH's nose... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg ...and the controversial photo that brought upon him the wrath of HHH http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/23.jpg Batista locks up with the BBQSauceTaker |
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You have just severly botched imitating wwe-is-neat's captions.
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I pulled a Lita.
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This doesn't look botched, but Lita was actually trying to eat a twinkie while Kane licked her armpit. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Edge: "You thought the Money in the Bank thing was awesome? I just got my hands on a wad of gum on the bottom of this chair that's in the shape of Andre the Giant's left thumb!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/01.jpg Stacy: "Despite the smile on my face, I'm mortified! I just found a big turd in my gym bag!" Candice: " I too am smiling, but really I'm very confused. I thought Orton was in surgery....if it wasn't Orton this whole time, WHO WAS IT?!?" *DUN DUN DUN!!!!* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg Guy holding the green sign: "AAH! MY FREAKING NOSE!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/18.jpg HHH doing his best Woody Allen impression: "This is my least favorite part of the job....I wish people knew how afraid of germs I am. I mean look at me, swimming in my own saliva. It's horrible. Ugh! I cringe at the thought!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg HHH: "SECURITY! God damn psycho fans with their star wars shit. WHERE THE HELL IS SECURITY WHEN YOU NEED THEM? .....What do you mean this guy's on the pay roll?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/23.jpg Imagine how the guy in the lower right felt when he woke up the next day and checked his camera to find 60 high res photos of JR's ass... |
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Candice: Don't you hate it how women are degraded so much on TV nowadays? Stacey: ...Wanna shower together? Maria: :naughty: hehe, O'right! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Victoria: Alright, I'm on TV! Christy: WEE!! I LIKE TO JUMP! I'M GONNA WIN AN UNNESSESARY TITLE! Victoria: Ah, shit. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Kane: Alright, zombie chicks! Score! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Lita botches a clothesline.... Wow, a Lita joke! Never heard that one before. :-\ http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg By the way, this picture can also be found in the dictionary under the word 'green'. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Edge: FINALLY! I have a gimmick and some personality! I will make you pay your taxes because I am the whole angry show, E... D.... G... E! ...WHADDYA MEAN THERE'S NO SHOW TONIGHT?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Drunk HBK v. Drunk Hussan = Ratings.... and an eventual rehab. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/18.jpg HHH: Uh- OH! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg HHH: Ok, did I just win? I mean, my long, boring, and pointless promo put him to sleep, does it still count? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/23.jpg Batista: Thank you, Jim Ross. If it wasn't for you, I would not be in the business and in this high position of the company I am at right now. JR: :'( Well... those sentiments weren't made with Chef Boyardee Beefaroni, I can tell you that.. end. |
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the fans held up a colour to tell wrestlers what they thought of their skills... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/18.jpg When the weather man said isolated showers, he really meant isolated |
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Stacey and Genric Diva A had left 'Randy Orton's surprise' in Generic Diva B's Handbag for her http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Trish clung on for dear life as the vortex opened at the top of the ramp looking for a new soul to join Molly, Ryhno and Matt. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg The reaper of souls then appeared looking for his next victim http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Lita managed to even botch a kiss scene by falling over her crutch just seconds after this pic was taken http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg After months and month os training from Mr Miagi and Daneil San, Hassan had finally mastered the crane stance and was able to defeat his foe http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/18.jpg The Glass ceiling had taken all it could take and shattered all over HHH |
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Maria: Can I be on TV too...??? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/23.jpg Batista: JR...you are late AGAIN! Why do you keep arriving late? JR: I had to stop driving my car for a whlie....the tires got dizzy.... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/20.jpg Batista: Triple H...you tried to beat me and you failed... JR: Stone Cold Stunner! Batista: You were Batista Bombed... JR: Those turnbuckles arn't made out of chocolate.... Batista: And I beat you..1..2..3! JR: JOHN CENA WITH THE ROCK BOTTOM! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg When Edge stole Big Show's chair and Hostess Cupcakes he had every reason to be upset. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg Triple H: This is why I shoulden't do 30 minute promos anymore. |
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Stacy and Candice carried on their conversation, blissfully unaware that Maria "The Goose" Kanellis had just entered the room... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg Later, when told that Trish had "Done it for Molly," Vince McMahon responded "Who?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg The look on Victoria's face said it all. She was so close to finally figuring out that whole Invisible Crucifix thing! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg TRISH: NO! I don't want to costar in an Owen Radd movie with Big Zylla! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg KANE: :naughty: MARIA: :eek: TRISH: [Bites shoulder] ME: :wtf: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg VINCE: Oh, uh, Edge? EDGE: Yeah. VINCE: You're fired. EDGE: Sonofa-- http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Y2J: So I have one question to ask you... Is this shirt too "gay?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg MASTERS: ...UH-OH! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Despite appearances, only two of the things pictured here are inanimate... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg While Lillian giggled in the background, Benoit couldn't help but wonder if his new "It's fun to stay at the YMCA" gimmick wasn't punishment of some sort. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Christian and Chris' impression of Kevin Nash walking Lita down the aisle at her wedding was hi-larious! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg TOMKO: Duhhhhh, ya won! XIAN: Yeah! [Whispering] Don't let go. As long as I'm attached to a hoss, Vince can't touch me. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Um...Chris? They already gave that part to Elijah Wood. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg HBK's big show-stopping version of "Follow The Yellow Brick Road" was a hit, but it angered the Lollipop Guild. A tiny chant of "Defamation!" could be heard as long as you were within a few feet of them. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/15.jpg HASSAN: Hmm... White Texan... Deeply Christian... Yep, this feels about right. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg "Dave Batista's Dance Party '05" drew a diverse crowd. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/17.jpg STEPH: Good for you, Daddy! Letting the little Arab guy win was a nice way to show you're not bi-- VINCE: HE'S AN ARAB?!?!?!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/18.jpg HHH: ZYLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg HHH: ...the very best that this business has to offer... HURRICANE [thinking]: Just play dead. If they think you're dead, maybe he'll just bury you and not fire you. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/20.jpg BATISTA: That's right, Giant Potato In A Cowboy Hat, I am going to destroy Triple H at-- JR: :'( http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/21.jpg JR: BAH GAWD! POINT TA YER NECK! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg Chester A. Arthur was back from the dead...and he was PISSED! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/23.jpg BATISTA: [Pinch] JR: BAH GAWD! THESE AREN'T THE DROIDS AH WANT! |
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Triple H got rave reviews for his part in the remake of The Shawshank Redemption |
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No one's quite sure what prompted HBK to switch gimmicks to "Max Moon '05," but damn if he didn't run with it. |
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WWE.Com's next poll results. "Which object shown here has the most charisma?" Briefcase: 55% Chair: 20% T-Shirt: 9 % Sunglasses : 8% Smoke: 7% Other: 1% |
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Stacey: To think, I had a major role in the Allaince InVasion angle. Brunette: Who? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg Trish: NOW try and see the idiot walk! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Victoria: Steven! Good to have you back! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Trish: Damn it Stevie! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Kane: Have you seen my baseball? Trish: :| http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Lita botches running and screaming in terror. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Jericho: Erm, Shelton? Green? Booger? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg Masters: Who is this guy Boring and why do they keep shouting his name? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Edge: *clangs chair and briefcase together* What a cool noise! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Judging by Lillian's laughter, Benoit either has a "Hunter Was Here" tattoo on his ass, or he needed RightGuard Xtreme! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Christian: RANDOM PAC-MAN! WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Well, I never thought I'd see the day Tomko carried Christian! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Ben-gul: Nasty Hobbitses Tyson and Captain have stole the preciousssss! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg Shawn, now so past it, is now controlled by puppeteers. Look, you can see the strings! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/15.jpg HBK (with the camera mic picking it up): DIE YOU ARAB BASTARD!!! Vince (backstage): :eek: People in audience: :eek: Hassan: :'( http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Hassan: DIE YOU WHITE WRIGGLY BASTARDS! HBK: :eek: :'( :mad: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/17.jpg Raise your hand if you're a racial stereotype. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/18.jpg The Invisible Crucifix was accidentally set on "Return To Sender" Mode. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg Triple H: Hey, Dad? When did we re-hire X-Pac? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/20.jpg Batista: Hey, you in the 3rd row with the nWo shirt! Move your head so I can read my lines! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/21.jpg JR: Point to your BAHGAWDBBQSAUCESTUNNER knees! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg Triple H (seeing himself on TitanTron): THAT'S WHAT I LOOK LIKE-UH?! MY GOD-UH! MY BEARD IS RETARDED-UH! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/23.jpg Batista: You know, after Saturday night, I haven't been able to get you out of my head. JR: Not a good time honey, er, Dave. :shifty: |
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