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Old 04-12-2005, 03:36 PM   #1
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RAW Captions (from 4/11/05)
For a second time, I start off the captiontacular action!



































I chose the ones that I thought could have the best potential. Feel free to use the missing captions.

I will be replying with my own wonderful submissions.



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Old 04-12-2005, 03:48 PM   #2
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Stacy: So! Which one of us is next?
Maria: Don't...choke...Stacy...mrmrmrmrr...


Christy: That's right! Put me over, and you're GONE!
Victoria: Hah! I'll never be in a match against Christy, that's for sure!


Trish finally realizes that she has just put over Christy as well...


Kane signs up to be the next RAW Diva...but fails the qualifying round miserably.


Kane pulls an Edge. ZING!!!


JR: NO-TALENT-FEST 2005 IS ON TO A GREAT START! With the releases of MATT HARDY and MOLLY BYGAWD HOLLY, we now have more time to focus on the USELESS SHIT IN THE WWE! BYGAWD THIS CRAP AIN'T MADE OF JELLY BEANS! MASTERPIECE! MASTERPIECE! KC MASTERPIECE BARBEQUE SAUCE!


Edge: Wait...which one is the chair again?


Edge's Angry Face School had its first session today.


Girl in green shirt in row: Tomko rules!
Dude in front row: Oh no...tell me...you did not...just say that!


HBK: WHHHYYY??? Why did WWE release Jesus, of all people! NOOOO! Why have you forsaken me, Vince?


God finally realizes what the hell is going on and spits all over Triple H's head.
GOD: Your promos are eternally long...and for that...you shall pay...


HHH: Wha? Hurricane still works here?


Batista: And so, yeah, they still misspelled my last name. B-A-T-I-S-T-A...I mean, come on!


Triple H cuts a killer (literally) promo on God after their confrontation earlier in the night.


JR recovers from being the victim of a Pedigree...
Batista: Wow, are you all right, J.R.? That canvas ain't made of chocolate, you know...
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Stacy and the girls backstage at their musical version of 'Psycho'. In this shot, purple girl directs Stacy to get ready for her shower scene while Maria practices stabbing with her invisible knife.












Taking Lita's horrid idea of a futuristic IRS one step further, Edge introduces us to his hybrid gimmick of futuristic IRS and the chairman of the board, luchadore La Parka. Keeping with the hispanic tradition of the Luchadores, edge renames his gimmick: Ian R. Sanchez



HBK and his new kneeboard down the ramp entrance


The poor chap who took a profile shot of HHH's nose...


...and the controversial photo that brought upon him the wrath of HHH


Batista locks up with the BBQSauceTaker
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Old 04-12-2005, 06:42 PM   #4
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Hurricane: Dead

Batista: Hi

Triple H: Yelling

HBK: Kneeling

MiguelBahena: Wanking..
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You have just severly botched imitating wwe-is-neat's captions.

Great going, Mr. Banana.
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Old 04-12-2005, 06:48 PM   #6
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Hurricane: Dead

Batista: Hi

Triple H: Yelling

HBK: Kneeling

MiguelBahena: Wanking..
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Even better its now only one-worded captions
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Old 04-12-2005, 07:16 PM   #8
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This doesn't look botched, but Lita was actually trying to eat a twinkie while Kane licked her armpit.



Edge: "You thought the Money in the Bank thing was awesome? I just got my hands on a wad of gum on the bottom of this chair that's in the shape of Andre the Giant's left thumb!"



Stacy: "Despite the smile on my face, I'm mortified! I just found a big turd in my gym bag!"
Candice: " I too am smiling, but really I'm very confused. I thought Orton was in surgery....if it wasn't Orton this whole time, WHO WAS IT?!?"

*DUN DUN DUN!!!!*


Guy holding the green sign: "AAH! MY FREAKING NOSE!"


HHH doing his best Woody Allen impression: "This is my least favorite part of the job....I wish people knew how afraid of germs I am. I mean look at me, swimming in my own saliva. It's horrible. Ugh! I cringe at the thought!"


HHH: "SECURITY! God damn psycho fans with their star wars shit. WHERE THE HELL IS SECURITY WHEN YOU NEED THEM? .....What do you mean this guy's on the pay roll?"


Imagine how the guy in the lower right felt when he woke up the next day and checked his camera to find 60 high res photos of JR's ass...
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Candice: Don't you hate it how women are degraded so much on TV nowadays?
Stacey: ...Wanna shower together?
Maria: hehe, O'right!


Victoria: Alright, I'm on TV!
Christy: WEE!! I LIKE TO JUMP! I'M GONNA WIN AN UNNESSESARY TITLE!
Victoria: Ah, shit.


Kane: Alright, zombie chicks! Score!


Lita botches a clothesline....

Wow, a Lita joke! Never heard that one before.


By the way, this picture can also be found in the dictionary under the word 'green'.


Edge: FINALLY! I have a gimmick and some personality! I will make you pay your taxes because I am the whole angry show, E... D.... G... E! ...WHADDYA MEAN THERE'S NO SHOW TONIGHT?!


Drunk HBK v. Drunk Hussan = Ratings.... and an eventual rehab.


HHH: Uh- OH!


HHH: Ok, did I just win? I mean, my long, boring, and pointless promo put him to sleep, does it still count?


Batista: Thank you, Jim Ross. If it wasn't for you, I would not be in the business and in this high position of the company I am at right now.
JR: Well... those sentiments weren't made with Chef Boyardee Beefaroni, I can tell you that..

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the fans held up a colour to tell wrestlers what they thought of their skills...


When the weather man said isolated showers, he really meant isolated
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Old 04-13-2005, 03:43 PM   #11
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Stacey and Genric Diva A had left 'Randy Orton's surprise' in Generic Diva B's Handbag for her


Trish clung on for dear life as the vortex opened at the top of the ramp looking for a new soul to join Molly, Ryhno and Matt.


The reaper of souls then appeared looking for his next victim


Lita managed to even botch a kiss scene by falling over her crutch just seconds after this pic was taken



After months and month os training from Mr Miagi and Daneil San, Hassan had finally mastered the crane stance and was able to defeat his foe


The Glass ceiling had taken all it could take and shattered all over HHH
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Old 04-13-2005, 04:17 PM   #12
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Maria: Can I be on TV too...???



Batista: JR...you are late AGAIN! Why do you keep arriving late?
JR: I had to stop driving my car for a whlie....the tires got dizzy....



Batista: Triple H...you tried to beat me and you failed...
JR: Stone Cold Stunner!
Batista: You were Batista Bombed...
JR: Those turnbuckles arn't made out of chocolate....
Batista: And I beat you..1..2..3!
JR: JOHN CENA WITH THE ROCK BOTTOM!



When Edge stole Big Show's chair and Hostess Cupcakes he had every reason to be upset.



Triple H: This is why I shoulden't do 30 minute promos anymore.
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Stacy and Candice carried on their conversation, blissfully unaware that Maria "The Goose" Kanellis had just entered the room...



Later, when told that Trish had "Done it for Molly," Vince McMahon responded "Who?"



The look on Victoria's face said it all. She was so close to finally figuring out that whole Invisible Crucifix thing!



TRISH: NO! I don't want to costar in an Owen Radd movie with Big Zylla!



KANE:
MARIA:
TRISH: [Bites shoulder]
ME:



VINCE: Oh, uh, Edge?
EDGE: Yeah.
VINCE: You're fired.
EDGE: Sonofa--



Y2J: So I have one question to ask you... Is this shirt too "gay?"



MASTERS: ...UH-OH!



Despite appearances, only two of the things pictured here are inanimate...



While Lillian giggled in the background, Benoit couldn't help but wonder if his new "It's fun to stay at the YMCA" gimmick wasn't punishment of some sort.



Christian and Chris' impression of Kevin Nash walking Lita down the aisle at her wedding was hi-larious!



TOMKO: Duhhhhh, ya won!
XIAN: Yeah! [Whispering] Don't let go. As long as I'm attached to a hoss, Vince can't touch me.



Um...Chris? They already gave that part to Elijah Wood.



HBK's big show-stopping version of "Follow The Yellow Brick Road" was a hit, but it angered the Lollipop Guild. A tiny chant of "Defamation!" could be heard as long as you were within a few feet of them.



HASSAN: Hmm... White Texan... Deeply Christian... Yep, this feels about right.



"Dave Batista's Dance Party '05" drew a diverse crowd.



STEPH: Good for you, Daddy! Letting the little Arab guy win was a nice way to show you're not bi--
VINCE: HE'S AN ARAB?!?!?!?



HHH: ZYLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!



HHH: ...the very best that this business has to offer...
HURRICANE [thinking]: Just play dead. If they think you're dead, maybe he'll just bury you and not fire you.



BATISTA: That's right, Giant Potato In A Cowboy Hat, I am going to destroy Triple H at--
JR:



JR: BAH GAWD! POINT TA YER NECK!



Chester A. Arthur was back from the dead...and he was PISSED!



BATISTA: [Pinch]
JR: BAH GAWD! THESE AREN'T THE DROIDS AH WANT!
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Triple H got rave reviews for his part in the remake of The Shawshank Redemption
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No one's quite sure what prompted HBK to switch gimmicks to "Max Moon '05," but damn if he didn't run with it.
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Stacey: To think, I had a major role in the Allaince InVasion angle.
Brunette: Who?



Trish: NOW try and see the idiot walk!



Victoria: Steven! Good to have you back!



Trish: Damn it Stevie!



Kane: Have you seen my baseball?
Trish:



Lita botches running and screaming in terror.



Jericho: Erm, Shelton? Green? Booger?



Masters: Who is this guy Boring and why do they keep shouting his name?



Edge: *clangs chair and briefcase together* What a cool noise!



Judging by Lillian's laughter, Benoit either has a "Hunter Was Here" tattoo on his ass, or he needed RightGuard Xtreme!



Christian: RANDOM PAC-MAN! WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!



Well, I never thought I'd see the day Tomko carried Christian!



Ben-gul: Nasty Hobbitses Tyson and Captain have stole the preciousssss!



Shawn, now so past it, is now controlled by puppeteers. Look, you can see the strings!



HBK (with the camera mic picking it up): DIE YOU ARAB BASTARD!!!
Vince (backstage):
People in audience:
Hassan:



Hassan: DIE YOU WHITE WRIGGLY BASTARDS!
HBK:



Raise your hand if you're a racial stereotype.



The Invisible Crucifix was accidentally set on "Return To Sender" Mode.



Triple H: Hey, Dad? When did we re-hire X-Pac?



Batista: Hey, you in the 3rd row with the nWo shirt! Move your head so I can read my lines!



JR: Point to your BAHGAWDBBQSAUCESTUNNER knees!



Triple H (seeing himself on TitanTron): THAT'S WHAT I LOOK LIKE-UH?! MY GOD-UH! MY BEARD IS RETARDED-UH!



Batista: You know, after Saturday night, I haven't been able to get you out of my head.
JR: Not a good time honey, er, Dave.

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