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500 things i hate about LITA
1. her character. what a fake, fucking pretentious, phony little bitch. but seriously, her character has failed to evolve. the whole "team extreme" thing is LONG dead.
2. that fucking Anarchy symbol on her pants. for an 8th grader, it's cool. for a 30 year-old woman, it's ridiculous. 3. her pants. they're ugly. and usually flourecent green. 4. the way she wears her pants all low, with a thong sticking out. it looks ridiculous. and she has a flat ass. 5. she has a flat ass. 6. something i call 'the herpe effect'. despite obviously sucking in every way possible, she persists in taking up air time. 7. something i call 'the cancer effect'. she clings to talented wrestlers like a malignant tumor and destroys their carreers with her mere association, and moreover, shared air time and story lines. Matt Hardy succumed. Kane is fighting for his life. no wonder he looks like he is undergoing keemo-therapy. 8. before every move she does in the ring, be it a kick or a slap, she will whip her hair - because she's extreme. 9. you know the outcome of her matches before they begin. if she is going to win, she is all smilin' and happy. if she is going to lose, she is in a snit. 10. her fans. these people should be put out of their misery. 11. the botch factor. statistics show that 3/5 moves and 5/5 plot angles will be botched. however, it was pretty sweet a few weeks ago when she nearly broke her neck botching a suicide dive through the ropes. 12. the fact that Molly quit...or was fired or whatever, yet Lita remains. that really stings. 13. the fact that she will undoubtably, someday soon, become the women's champion. well i wont bore you all with the other 487 things i hate about Lita just yet, but feel free to offer your own reasons. its so easy. |
14. She makes Gene Snitsky look like Jericho on the mic.
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Fuck i was hoping to read 500 things.
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it's not hard though coz gene can use the mic to it's fullest potential :shifty:
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340: She is with Edge. Edge sucks. He is a boring douche bag who makes small children cry. This automatically makes her crap. Oh, and I hate Edge. :)
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15: Everybody she has been involved with has been fired, watch out Kane. It's like if your partnered with Lita in a storyline,it's basically another way of nicking Goldberg's catchphrase and saying 'your next'.
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99: Because she takes up tv time that could be given to Victoria.
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Yeah, I'm starting to like edge.
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16) She has a job and Matt Hardy doesn't
17) She has a jbo and Rhyno doesn't 18) She has a job and Sean O'Haire doesn't 19) She has a job and Molly Holly doesn't 20) She has a job and and Chris Kanyon doesn't 21) She has a job.....I think you get the picture |
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Doesn't it look like Kane is totally cringing
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would you like it if you had to kiss another man?
:shifty: I'm joking I'm joking... she looks alright. |
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like kissing this: http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/28.jpg |
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Just thought i'd say that. :shifty: |
23.) She botched giving me head.
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24) Now deadlyheaven has no penis
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I wonder is Kane can do push ups on his.
Lita can do bounce ups... does that count? |
Yeah, they weren't filled with saline...Them tits was filled with RUBBER
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25) Was part of the Cristy angle.
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26) Ruien can't spell Christy
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How do you not like Edge? His theme music alone gets me jazzed.
ON THIS DAY, I SEE CLEARLY, EVERYTHING HAS COME TO LIGHT SOMETHING SOMETHING, BROKEN DREAM, FOR THE CHANCE TO FEEL, CHANCE TO FEEL ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE But yeah, Lita sucks. |
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EDGE IS FANCING LIKE A FOOL SOMETHING SOMETHING SHATTERED EARDRUMS FIRED STAPP BUT FAILED TO TRADE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP |
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LOL yes, but there should be a line of guys behind her.
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:lol:
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"All aboard the Lita train"
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I'd ride that train.
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PIMPING AINT EASY
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*Ric Flair flashes the "peak" of "Space Mountain"*
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I'd fucking fuck it.
Paperbag or not. |
Ok, since some are wondering why I hate Edge, I'll say it again. Over-rated and pushed to the moon, he has some talent and he is a funny guy but not to the point of considered one of the top guys. Years of constant, useless pushing just has me hating Edge, because there are so many more deserving than him to have the push he's getting. And now Edge is just so uninteresting, he is just ANGRY, and that's it. Even a suitcase couldn't make this kid more interesting like is trying to be done now. He needs a drastic change is all.
Edge: "UGH, no one likes me, i hate everything, ANGRY FACE! GRRR!" gonMad: Ah, shut up! Oh, and I'd bang Lita... wait, I already did, nevermind. Best. Autograph Session. Ever. ;) |
gonMad, can I touch your penis?
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