Val Venis needs to grow his hair back
 

I mean, I know his gimmick has never been a serious one (At least not as Val Venis), but for the love of God, with the shaved "Penis head" look he's got going right now, he looks off. There's no reason to worry about confusing him with Hunter anymore. One's on Raw, the other one's buffing Vince's limo, between occasional appearances on Raw's undercard show...Heat or Smackdown, I can't remember which.

In either case, the confusion would be limited to the 6 Heat viewers worldwide. Hardly worthy of neutering the porn star. Also, he needs like a greast perm.

lol pics?

I saw him on some cooking show the other day. He had a shaved head, but not completely bald. He even said HELLOOOOO LADIESSSSS

He shaved his head, so they could tell who was Val and who was HHH?

That was the argument for most of the long hairs getting sheared.

Pictures please. I haven't seen a picture of this capitalist bastard in a long time.

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/va.../images/01.jpg
PENIS HEAD!

He is going bald, so he shaved his head. Like Kurt Angle. That's all.

Actually, he has cancer. Dick.

:lol: WTF is AAA doing in here.

:rofl: He has the most hilarious profile ever:

lol i was wondering the same thing.

Then what's Michaels' excuse for not cutting his?

I don't know why they don't let him do the porn gimmick full blown again. He needs to make the movies. Especially with all these new divas.

I didn't even recognize him the first few times I saw him.

Looking like Stone Cold in that pic.

Oh and how come Edge didn't cut his hair to distinguish himself from Hunter (for whoever claimed that)?

Do you know how weird he would look with short hair?

Yeah, he would look like an even bigger tool than usual and I will go to a hardware store if I want that kind of tool action.

He wouldn't even be cool enough to be a tool. Tools are too manly. He'd be something softer. Like a hair dryer or something.

He's on the BIG show. He can afford the spray on stuff.

You know, even Edge's column on the WWE's site said that he had been asked to cut his hair.

This ain't exactly a left-field comment here.

Yeah considering I actually heard rumours that he and many others were asked to cut it, but I believe he was being heavily pushed before getting injured and so they let him go without having to cut it. Christian, Jericho, Kane, and I'm sure there are others also ended up cutting it, although I'm not sure if those are all just coincidence.

People are gonna start chanting "WHAT?!" during his matches...


The words "WHAT" will never be heard again..

:-\

Jericho never cut his.

Kane I think was probably nothing more than part of the revamp of his character. Several people did chop their hair (Back when this was big news, Jericho was one of the few to resist, but now he's got that gay bob...)

Several inches shorter now.

If I were a wrestler, I'd rather have short hair anyway. You don't see many grown men with long hair in public, so you'd probably stand out more with a girly mane.

Yeah, you odn't see longhairs in public often. :|

On average, at least around here, if you see a guy, chances are better than not that he won't have long hair. I don't know about you. You might live in San Francisco or something.

Also, when I die, I hope the term 'pulsating antics' appears somewhere in my obituary.

Vermont, but I can see how you'd confuse the two, or be stupid enough to think long hair symbolises homosexuality. :|

Long hair = hippies.

Lots of those in the NoCal/bay area. Shit Santa Cruz is just cawling with them.

I have to put it in terms that the marks understand sometimes. I think that's the wrestling fan in me, to be honest. For the record, it was a failed attempt at humor. It was just playing to a stereotype that doesn't even really exist anymore. If I could negative rep myself, I would.

Hippies, bikers, them damn rebels, right wing nutjobs...

Porn stars...

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