Behind the Curtain, volume 2: The secret lives of pro wrestlers.
 

We've all seen the Brock Lesnar "nerd" photo:

http://mighty.typepad.com/mighty/images/brock_nerd.jpg

And gotten a few laughs out of it. but he's not alone. Oh no, there are other nerds in the WWE. Here's some of their dark secrets:

Triple H: He may seem cool--Paid, laid, and made--But Triple H can recite "pi" to 46 digits.

JBL: To this day, JBL holds the world's record for most consecutive hours of Tetris.

Chris Jericho: Oh yeah, bet you think being a rock frontman is cool? Chris Jericho used to play Dungeons and Dragons with Vin Deisel, and spends most of his free time posting continuity errors from Episode 1 on the web.

Tyson Tomko: Was once arrested for prostitution. I'd post the mugshot, but him in rouge is scary.

John Cena: His freestyling skills come from years of enjoying palindrome--In Latin.

Kane: Can actually DO the Hammer Dance.

Bob "Hardcore" Holly: Went to the prom with his mother.

Matt Hardy: Mattitude v1.0 was actually created after Matt Hacked Stephanie's cell phone and published the nudes on WWE.com.

Booker T: 5 time...5 time...FIVE TIME Houston Yodelling champion!

Funaki: Two words: Karaoke bar.

Edge: Finished Schubert's Unfinished Symphony.

Christian: While it's commonly thought that he cut his hair, the truth is that it was lost in a lab accident as the superstar attempted to win the Nobel prize.

The Rock: Has released three records under the name "Lola the entertainer."

The Hurricane: Okay, being a Superhero's bad enough.

:wtf:

:lol:

I want to see picture of these. Would make my life

Trips: Three-uhhhhh point-uhhhhh one-uhhhhh
Vince, That'll do, I believe you.

Stone Cold Steve Austin: Collects toy poodles

Lance Storm: Spends a couple weekends in the summer doing "War of 1812" re-enactments

Eddie Guerrero: little known fact - his passion for custom low riders started in junior high with his passion for custom Trapper Keepers

The Undertaker: Is treasurer of the Abilene Knitting Club

Chris Benoit: On his freetime, writes torrid romance novels, which he keeps locked up in his desk drawer

Shannon Moore: Cosplays as Faye Valentine at anime conventions

Rico: Is king at anagrams

Batista: Once got the high score on "Dance Dance Revolution"

Paul Heyman: Lives in his mother's basement... heh... oh, wait...

Good ones, Santo...

Snitsky: Can recite episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer "chapter and Verse."

Ric Flair: Lost his virginity at 45.

Shawn Michaels: Taught Kane the Hammer Dance.

Bret "The Hitman" Hart: Always had a copy of the Lord of the Rings trilogy in the lockerroom.

Randy Orton: Frequently shits himself. The WWE has been covering for the "handbag" incident, but it turns out Randy just couldn't make it to the bathroom.

"Hulk" Hogan. Sleeps with a picture of David Bowie under his pillow.

Don't make me do it...

Fine you just made me do it.. http://batistagetsdown.ytmnd.com/

Shannon Moore: Dresses like a man.

Batista: When in high school, was first in his state at Rythmic Gymnastics

Rhyno: Makes pottery, used to do it as a hobby, now does it for a living.

Shawn Michaels: Secretly loves the Harry Potter movies and saw the last film ten times in the theaters.

Lita: Still doesn't understand simple transactions.

Rob Van Dam: Never really took drugs. He only acted like it to be 'cool' around his friends. Those friends told the internet wrestling community and Rob rolled with it.

Kevin Nash: Once tore his quad having sex.

Lita: Once tore someone's quad having sex.

Undertaker: Has a hat fetish.

John Cena: Is planning on having a negroplasty.

Batista: Is 'Mr. Six' from the Six Flags commercials.

Rikishi: Has recorded an album with William Shatner and Weird Al.

Heidenreich: Once tapped to host "American Idol" before Seacrest went for it.

Ric Flair: His major in college was Mime.

Rosey: Can recite the entire second season of Star Trek: DS9 word for word.

Steve Austin: Has a painting in the Louvre.

Randy Orton: has a children's book about potty training.

Lita: Tries to improve her vocabulary by watching Countdown on C4. However, she has it on mute and a replica WWE Women's championship blocks the letters on the TV screen.

Kurt Angle: Has memorised the entire script for the upcoming Star Wars Episode 3 film.

Owen Hart: Is dead.

Triple H: sucha big D&D fan, every time he goes to the ring to do a promo, he rolls "charisma save vs X-Pac Heat +2"

Mick Foley: Won the Long Island Spelling Bee in 1982

Rick Rude: Won a hoola-hoop competition by going for 6 hours

Akeem: Is really John Cena's father

Shannon Moore: Used to wrestle under the name "Alundra Blaze"

Todd Grisham: Completely marks out for Todd Pettingilll

Tajiri: Majored in Economics(this one is true)

Chris Beniot: Is a world-class cross stitcher

Shelton Benjamin: Won the "Whitest Black Guy" contest in 1997

Edge: Collects Brazilian stamps of the '60s

Lita: Thinks she is a Brazilian stamp of the '60s

Brock Lesnar: Has several accounts at TPWW.

So does Triple H. Ironically, one is Rockgurl.

Carlito: Contrary to his "Cool" Image, he is president of the Napoleon Dynamite fan club

Hurricane was jealous of mighty mouse's slong

Undertaker spent much of his life in a southern baptist monistary learning the ways to turn the heathons christian

Gangreal used to masturebate to Brad Pitt when he stared in Interview with a Vampire

Jon Cena was the president of the Flavor Flav fan club until he got a ristraining order out on him last week....

Kevin Nash was actually shredder in teenage mutant ninja turtles

Austin never drank in high school or college until he lost his hair

Goldberg has the record for longest losing streak of strip poker played with elderly women

Booker t is Busta Rhymes inlligitamate brother

Batista was once the Lord of the Dance's starred pupil

Vicera was once a skinny urban black kid that was told he was too small to play football in college

Lita was once a freaky caged attraction for Barnom and Bailey but was kicked out when she turned 3 kids to stone when she looked at them

Chyna was originallt a clone of HHH that went wrong....

Xpac was jealous of hurricane's slong

HHH's first choice for a name was Kevin Kritter Klein.... he got beat up by some black fans after his first show

Lita was born with hooves

Heidenreich: Die-hard David Hasselhoff fan