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Old 04-20-2005, 11:33 PM   #1
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Behind the Curtain, volume 2: The secret lives of pro wrestlers.
We've all seen the Brock Lesnar "nerd" photo:



And gotten a few laughs out of it. but he's not alone. Oh no, there are other nerds in the WWE. Here's some of their dark secrets:

Triple H: He may seem cool--Paid, laid, and made--But Triple H can recite "pi" to 46 digits.

JBL: To this day, JBL holds the world's record for most consecutive hours of Tetris.

Chris Jericho: Oh yeah, bet you think being a rock frontman is cool? Chris Jericho used to play Dungeons and Dragons with Vin Deisel, and spends most of his free time posting continuity errors from Episode 1 on the web.

Tyson Tomko: Was once arrested for prostitution. I'd post the mugshot, but him in rouge is scary.

John Cena: His freestyling skills come from years of enjoying palindrome--In Latin.

Kane: Can actually DO the Hammer Dance.

Bob "Hardcore" Holly: Went to the prom with his mother.

Matt Hardy: Mattitude v1.0 was actually created after Matt Hacked Stephanie's cell phone and published the nudes on WWE.com.

Booker T: 5 time...5 time...FIVE TIME Houston Yodelling champion!

Funaki: Two words: Karaoke bar.

Edge: Finished Schubert's Unfinished Symphony.

Christian: While it's commonly thought that he cut his hair, the truth is that it was lost in a lab accident as the superstar attempted to win the Nobel prize.

The Rock: Has released three records under the name "Lola the entertainer."

The Hurricane: Okay, being a Superhero's bad enough.

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”

--John Rogers
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Old 04-21-2005, 12:32 AM   #3
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Kane: Can actually DO the Hammer Dance.

Bob "Hardcore" Holly: Went to the prom with his mother.

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Triple H: He may seem cool--Paid, laid, and made--But Triple H can recite "pi" to 46 digits.

Trips: Three-uhhhhh point-uhhhhh one-uhhhhh
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Lance Storm: Spends a couple weekends in the summer doing "War of 1812" re-enactments

Eddie Guerrero: little known fact - his passion for custom low riders started in junior high with his passion for custom Trapper Keepers

The Undertaker: Is treasurer of the Abilene Knitting Club

Chris Benoit: On his freetime, writes torrid romance novels, which he keeps locked up in his desk drawer

Shannon Moore: Cosplays as Faye Valentine at anime conventions

Rico: Is king at anagrams

Batista: Once got the high score on "Dance Dance Revolution"

Paul Heyman: Lives in his mother's basement... heh... oh, wait...
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Old 04-21-2005, 10:17 AM   #7
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Snitsky: Can recite episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer "chapter and Verse."

Ric Flair: Lost his virginity at 45.

Shawn Michaels: Taught Kane the Hammer Dance.

Bret "The Hitman" Hart: Always had a copy of the Lord of the Rings trilogy in the lockerroom.

Randy Orton: Frequently shits himself. The WWE has been covering for the "handbag" incident, but it turns out Randy just couldn't make it to the bathroom.

"Hulk" Hogan. Sleeps with a picture of David Bowie under his pillow.
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Rhyno: Makes pottery, used to do it as a hobby, now does it for a living.

Shawn Michaels: Secretly loves the Harry Potter movies and saw the last film ten times in the theaters.

Lita: Still doesn't understand simple transactions.

Rob Van Dam: Never really took drugs. He only acted like it to be 'cool' around his friends. Those friends told the internet wrestling community and Rob rolled with it.

Kevin Nash: Once tore his quad having sex.

Lita: Once tore someone's quad having sex.

Undertaker: Has a hat fetish.

John Cena: Is planning on having a negroplasty.

Batista: Is 'Mr. Six' from the Six Flags commercials.
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Heidenreich: Once tapped to host "American Idol" before Seacrest went for it.

Ric Flair: His major in college was Mime.

Rosey: Can recite the entire second season of Star Trek: DS9 word for word.

Steve Austin: Has a painting in the Louvre.

Randy Orton: has a children's book about potty training.
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Rick Rude: Won a hoola-hoop competition by going for 6 hours

Akeem: Is really John Cena's father

Shannon Moore: Used to wrestle under the name "Alundra Blaze"

Todd Grisham: Completely marks out for Todd Pettingilll

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Hurricane was jealous of mighty mouse's slong

Undertaker spent much of his life in a southern baptist monistary learning the ways to turn the heathons christian

Gangreal used to masturebate to Brad Pitt when he stared in Interview with a Vampire

Jon Cena was the president of the Flavor Flav fan club until he got a ristraining order out on him last week....

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