A better WM21 ending?
 

Heres how I think WM21 should have ended-

(ring announcer)- The Following contest...blah blah blah for the world heavyweight championship

[batista music hits he walks in crowd pops huge]

everyone expects to see HHH at this point but instead...

[Eric Bishcoff theme plays]


(Eric)- now I know you were expecting to see a one on one match-up between The Game and Batista, but I decided to change one small detail, there will be....A SPECIAL REFEREE

[HHH music hits he does the old water spitting act then picks up the mic]

(HHH)- Let me tell you something Eric I don't know what you're talking about with a special referee but it sounds like bullshit to me personally I....

(Eric)- HHH, just wrestle the damn match.

[Eric leaves with a cocky look on his face]

(Announcer)- Introducing the Special Guest referee....Eugene

[CROWD POPS HUGE] (J.R pops his rib,Bahgawd!)

so we've got through the part where Eugene makes his entrance now we fast forward to the end of the match Triple H hits the pedigree and pins batista..

1


2


(Eugene)-Ummm ermm....[taps HHH on the shoulder]

(Eugene)-Excuse me umm...what comes after 2?

[HHH grabs Eugene shakes him a bit and yells]

(HHH) 3 3 3 ITS THREE!!!!!

[Triple H turns around and walks straight into a Batista-Bomb, Batista pins]

(Eugene)- 1.......2.............3

[Batista has won he does alot of posing and is happy. Eugene is happy because he actually counted to 3] the end.

*DRAWBACKS*

Eugene cant actually wrestle due to an injury.

Okay. That sucks. It's stupid. It's so stupid I can't help but assume it was a joke. And as a joke, it's still stupid. It's not really funny. It may seem like a minor setback to you, but trust me. Jokes need to be funny.

And if you were serious: Watch 18 hours of the Tellebtubbies while listening to emo and country music. Leave the TV and CD player on, then stick your head in the oven. While you are doing this, masturbate using a toaster. Insert your penis into the plugged in toaster, and see if you can cum before it pops. If the gas doesn't get you (say, for example, you're the kind of moron who sticks his head in an electric oven), the toaster will.

After your painful, awkward, humiliating death, news reporters will blame the music and TV you were listening to/watching before you killed yourself. In one fell swoop, you will have Gotten rid of the 3 worst forms of entertainment on the planet, and finally validated your existence in some small way.

Batista V.S. Triple H was the most anticipated match of the year, your idea would outrage a legion of fans and everyone involved in the idea would be egged on the street.

But he DID need the help of a retard. At least one of the bookers had to think he was worth pushing.

I suppose you're all right, Good plan bad show mabye another HHH match rep for you all

That's so stupid, it isn't even funny.

Damn... just damn.


:nono:

if this idea had been any worse...


...WWE might have done it.

:love:

I tried to kill myself halfway through reading this.

It was funny, but serves no purpose

I think it's a funny idea. But as mentioned, not for a PPV and not for a title match.

Wasn't he joking? Its not a bad joke.

I was kinda joking but I can actually see the WWE doing that

No, it was and is a bad joke. See my initial response, before "oh, and if you ARE serious" or whatever I said

Why do you bother repping people?

Posters don't like grey dots.

pfff. you jackoff.