Ahhhhhhh.....I love non-internet fans.
 

So I was watching SmackDown this week when suddenly some of my friends (all of whom hate wrestling and think it's dumb and over the top...yet love Broadway Musicals...go figure) come in and start talking to me while I am watching. They came in about half way during the Guerrero & Mysterio vs. MNM Match, and they just make fun of it the whole time....long story short they can't keep from ripping on the entire show until Bradshaw had his interview and Big Show interupted him. You should have heard them, all of them just gasped. They were asking tons of questions about who Big Show was and his history...and then they asked if he was going to be in a match later on. They ate up everything he did. One of them said he was going to start watching wrestling just to see Big Show because he thought he was the best wrestler alive. He was so big that no one could beat him...I guess my point is maybe Vince's big man fetish isn't so off track. I mean if Eddie Gurrero, Kurt Angle, Booker T, and Rey Mysterio don't interest them, but Big Show makes them want to tune in...who knows. Just some random shit I thought I would share with you all.

I hate to say it, but :lol:

I agree :)

Yup.

I'm sure that a lot of non-wrestling fans automatically assume that the biggest guys are the absolute best because they look unbeatable. Hell, I'm sure a lot of current fans found wrestling that way. They see a huge guy dominating, and they get into it. It's not until they become casual fans when they start to see who's better than who.

:rofl: FLIP FLOPS!??!!?1



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Yeah, I have a couple of friends like that, minus flip flops.

:rofl:

It never ceases to amaze me how fucking dumb people can be though.

One of my buddies STILL thinks the big show's the best and most dominating wrestler...

LOL My friend and I call those "mark remarks".

Wouldn't that be a re-remark?

I nearly popped a blood vessel when one of my friends was watching with me and starting about how Jericho sucked.

I love how you call your friends non-internet fans.

Did you say it?

Please tell me you said it.

You see, this is why I picked Andre the Giant as one of my 5 wrestlers I'd start a wrestling federation with.

...I fucking rule.

Yes. He looked at me like I lost my mind then I told him that Jericho is the first undisputed WWE World Champion. He is a great technical wrestler. He is a great brawler. He is a great flyer. He is a bad mamma jamma. The Ayatollah Of Rock N' Rollah. Jericho is the man of the millenium. He is Y-2-J Chris Jericho. He will make you tap like a little bitch and look pretty doing it. He will land the lionsault with class on your punk ass. I am a proud raging jerichoholic, and would you pleeeeeeease shut the hell up. Then I called him an unsanctimonious son of a bitch. :love:

I think he meant ignorant ass you ignorant ass.

:lol:

His idea for a stable was to reform the Corporation. This time, it would be the Big Show, Kevin Nash, Test and someone else. I can't remember who. It was months ago, but even the fact that one guy was in TNA and another was fired didn't do much for him.

OH! The other one...You're gonna love this...RIKISHI!

He thought the raw mass there would make for an awesome team...

He also hates Christian now that he cut his hair. :|

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...It's not the same.

No, I said "Shut up you ignorant ass" then after he looked at me funny I went on a Jerirant.

Go on, say it.

I deserve it.

Actually Miguel, I am testing out a modified version of SUYIA. I would like feedback.


LOOK MOMMY! A SPACESHIP...

Ignorant ass is much better.

I tune in to watch the big show :?:

An avg fan might like the Big Show b/c he's definitely unique at 7+ feet.

most of my friends who aren't internet fans think Lita is the hottest chick ever and that Trish looks like a hag.

Freaking crazy.

Yeah. Lita's hot. :|

There's a tech term we call these people, actually...


CASUAL FANS!!!

Lita has the whole rock n roll hotness to her.

or punk hotness, whichever.

I would advise them that there are people that they can talk to, to get some mental help.

Got it. Punk=ugly=hot.

Did you make him cry?

Please tell me you did.

Are you people trying to tell me that The Big Show isnt the the best wrestler WWE has?

Hahaha... oh that was classic, did you just make that up? that was great!

;)

Some guys like a girl when she dresses in cargo pants, tank top, acts punkish, look at Avril Lavigne, some guys like her for the same reason.