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Boss
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Ahhhhhhh.....I love non-internet fans.
So I was watching SmackDown this week when suddenly some of my friends (all of whom hate wrestling and think it's dumb and over the top...yet love Broadway Musicals...go figure) come in and start talking to me while I am watching. They came in about half way during the Guerrero & Mysterio vs. MNM Match, and they just make fun of it the whole time....long story short they can't keep from ripping on the entire show until Bradshaw had his interview and Big Show interupted him. You should have heard them, all of them just gasped. They were asking tons of questions about who Big Show was and his history...and then they asked if he was going to be in a match later on. They ate up everything he did. One of them said he was going to start watching wrestling just to see Big Show because he thought he was the best wrestler alive. He was so big that no one could beat him...I guess my point is maybe Vince's big man fetish isn't so off track. I mean if Eddie Gurrero, Kurt Angle, Booker T, and Rey Mysterio don't interest them, but Big Show makes them want to tune in...who knows. Just some random shit I thought I would share with you all.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I hate to say it, but
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dirty irani
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I agree
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Yup.
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SEX APPEAL
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Haha, that is funny.
I was talking to a non-internet fan at school yesterday, and he's one of those types who likes to think he's smart, but is very niave. Like he was telling me how cool "that flipping pildriver Styles Clash is" (Canadian Destroyer) and how "whenever people heard about an ECW rules match was going to happen in WWE or WCW, people would get scared." I just kind of smile and nod, and laugh cause he's wearing flip flops. |
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He's Here
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I'm sure that a lot of non-wrestling fans automatically assume that the biggest guys are the absolute best because they look unbeatable. Hell, I'm sure a lot of current fans found wrestling that way. They see a huge guy dominating, and they get into it. It's not until they become casual fans when they start to see who's better than who.
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FLIP FLOPS!??!!?1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yeah, I have a couple of friends like that, minus flip flops. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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One of my buddies STILL thinks the big show's the best and most dominating wrestler... |
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The Reckless One
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Wouldn't that be a re-remark?
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I nearly popped a blood vessel when one of my friends was watching with me and starting about how Jericho sucked.
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MVP Mark
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I love how you call your friends non-internet fans.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Please tell me you said it.
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Has an evil monkey...
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Adminstigator
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You see, this is why I picked Andre the Giant as one of my 5 wrestlers I'd start a wrestling federation with.
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Adminstigator
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...I fucking rule.
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Yes. He looked at me like I lost my mind then I told him that Jericho is the first undisputed WWE World Champion. He is a great technical wrestler. He is a great brawler. He is a great flyer. He is a bad mamma jamma. The Ayatollah Of Rock N' Rollah. Jericho is the man of the millenium. He is Y-2-J Chris Jericho. He will make you tap like a little bitch and look pretty doing it. He will land the lionsault with class on your punk ass. I am a proud raging jerichoholic, and would you pleeeeeeease shut the hell up. Then I called him an unsanctimonious son of a bitch.
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Guest
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I think he meant ignorant ass you ignorant ass.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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![]() His idea for a stable was to reform the Corporation. This time, it would be the Big Show, Kevin Nash, Test and someone else. I can't remember who. It was months ago, but even the fact that one guy was in TNA and another was fired didn't do much for him. OH! The other one...You're gonna love this...RIKISHI! He thought the raw mass there would make for an awesome team... He also hates Christian now that he cut his hair.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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... ... ...It's not the same. |
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No, I said "Shut up you ignorant ass" then after he looked at me funny I went on a Jerirant.
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Go on, say it.
I deserve it. |
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Actually Miguel, I am testing out a modified version of SUYIA. I would like feedback.
LOOK MOMMY! A SPACESHIP... SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT LITTLE BITCH!
SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT LITTLE BITCH! SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT LITTLE BITCH! SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT LITTLE BITCH! SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT LITTLE BITCH! SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT LITTLE BITCH! SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT LITTLE BITCH! SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT LITTLE BITCH! SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT LITTLE BITCH! SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT LITTLE BITCH! SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT LITTLE BITCH! SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT LITTLE BITCH! SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT LITTLE BITCH! |
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Guest
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Ignorant ass is much better.
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He's Here
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I tune in to watch the big show
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An avg fan might like the Big Show b/c he's definitely unique at 7+ feet.
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Viva la Raza
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most of my friends who aren't internet fans think Lita is the hottest chick ever and that Trish looks like a hag.
Freaking crazy. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Yeah. Lita's hot.
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Why So Curious?
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There's a tech term we call these people, actually...
CASUAL FANS!!! |
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The Next Great One н²
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Lita has the whole rock n roll hotness to her.
or punk hotness, whichever. |
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Tedious Inevitability
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There was some kid at Raw with a "I Came to see Christy" sign. I did ask him if he knew she was shit.
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It's Clobbering Time!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Please tell me you did. |
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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Are you people trying to tell me that The Big Show isnt the the best wrestler WWE has?
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The Next Great One н²
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![]() Some guys like a girl when she dresses in cargo pants, tank top, acts punkish, look at Avril Lavigne, some guys like her for the same reason. |
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