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*loud booming voice* YOU HAVE UPSET THE BALANCE...I SHALL NOW SMITE THEEEEE |
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The sucking power of X Pac claims Jericho. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/17.jpg God revealed himself on WWE TV, and boy were smarks PISSED. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg Chris: ARRRGAGRAGRG! SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO GIVE BIRTH TO AN ASSHOLE! ARGAGRAGR! Triple H: FUCK YOU! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/24.jpg Triple H could never sleep without his security blanket, but without Belty, he cries himself to sleep. |
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Tomko observes the long term affects of the Low Carb Diet. |
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Vis: C'mere little man!!! Dean: Ack! NOOOO!! That doesn't fit there!!! Vis: Gwqaahahah!!! Dean: Agah.. noo.. ohhh... oohhh... Vis: ..... Dean: a little to the left... :shifty: Reps for the ref. |
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Flair: Stop using Jedi insider terms! Christian: Nooo.... **choke!** http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Masters: Wilson, help me find some talent. Wilson: ............. Masters: TALK TO ME!! Wilson: ............. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Hurricane: How long you think they'll keep the titles on us? Rosey: Pff, this thing has been passed around more than Paris Hilton at a Yankees after party... I don't know where I was going with this. Hurricane: ....that's what the writers said. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg Benoit, after he saw the film XXX2. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Viscera: WHADDYA MEAN THE CREAM FILLING IS ON MY HEAD ?!?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/25.jpg HHH: Hey! Find your own shoes to shine! **shining shoes ** http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg When Dean heard he was getting a push, he didn't think it be like this kind. |
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Kane: Hi Im Kane. Christian Hi. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Flair: So YOU want to be in the main event huh? WOO! Well, first, let me tell you the history of the championship! First, Triple H won the belt. Then he wont it again. then he won it again...and he won it again! Then...after a few months of reigining...he won it AGAIN Announcer: Not going anywhere for a while? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Masters: My next victim to break my Masterlock is this here football! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Shawn Micheals struggles to be Ace Ventura when Triple H and his Wachootoo tribe threatened to kill him. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/24.jpg Triple H finally feels the wrath of Mr. Socko |
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Christian: Do I have any cavities? For some reason, Kane wasn't amused. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg Christian: Wait a minute, that's NOT how I roll. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Tomko: I told you not to ask him about cavities... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg More Victims of Giggle-Cream. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Ric Flair: I will make you wear this shirt if you don't choke yourself. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Big Vis: Ever been with a skunk before? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Simon learns how that guy from the Darkness hits those damned High Notes. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg Rey Misterio is thinking the same thing about Masters that some helpful fan with a sign illustrates so well. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg I need to learn how to throw this so I can break Peyton Manning's TD Record. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg The Beasties, together again... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Shawn Micheals never mastered the art of Tightrope Walking. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Shawn weeps over the Body of a Black Jesus as Madonna's "Like a Prayer" starts to play... Shawn: I feel weird, now... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Ref: And the winner of the Man you never want to have you in a Submission hold in Canada is.... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg Chris: Lars, grab my ass again and I'll rip your arm off. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/15.jpg When Break Dancing goes awry... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Edge: Little Lower, Little Lower... yeah, right there! You're the best back scratcher, EVER! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/17.jpg Satan overlooks the entrance of his number one Hell Knight... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/18.jpg Benoit is taken in the second part of the Talent Rapture. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg JR: It's like a Car Crash! King: there WAS a Car Crash, JR. Benoit died in it! JR: That Car Crash isn't made of Cotton Candy, Damn it! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/20.jpg Hunter: Not on Public Television, Chris! NOT ON PUBLIC TELEVISION! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/21.jpg No Comment... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg The referee comes up with the worst times to entertain Batista with hand puppets... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/23.jpg Dave: HAHAHAA! You got beat... *chuckle* BY A SMURF! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/24.jpg Hunter: I love you Steph, I love you! wait a minute, where'd you go? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/25.jpg Hunter: Daddy, he called me an asshole! What's an asshole? |
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<b>Xtian:</b> You do it! <b>Kane:</b> No, you do it! <b>Xtian:</b> But I’m lazy! <b>Kane:</b> But I don’t wanna! And thus, the debate for who’ll make the next Caption Of The Month thread continues… <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/02.jpg> Xtian’s “Upside-down Jesus” gimmick was enough to make any monster laugh! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/03.jpg> <b>Tomko:</b> Let it out man… Let it out…. <b>Xtian:</b> *sniff* I still can’t believe they shorted Mark Jindrak’s “Reflection Of Perfection” gimmick for Chris Masters…. *WAHHHHHHH!!!!!* <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/04.jpg> As the fans chant “You Screwed Matt” all Kane and Lita could do is laugh… Lita because she did it in more ways than one, and Kane because Lesnar was nowhere in sight. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/05.jpg> <b>Naich:</b> Who taught YOU to do the whole poison mist thing? <b>Xtian:</b> Lita…. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/06.jpg> <b>Vis:</b> Hey baby, have any hoss in you? <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/07.jpg> And the “Low Carb-High Protein” diet backfires… horribly. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/08.jpg> Since the whole “Masterpiece” gimmick turned out to be remarkably boring, the WWE sold the extra airtime to the home shopping network. To make sure that Chris Masters didn’t get upset, they said it was his new gimmick. Sadly, he believed them. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/09.jpg> <b>Masters:</b> I wonder if I could fit this up my nose… <b>Ref:</b> What!!?!?!? Why would you want to put that up your nose? <b>Masters:</b> Oops! That was my outside voice, wasn’t it? <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/10.jpg> <b>Ref:</b> Hurricane, Rosie, GET THE TABLES! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/11.jpg> Right now isn’t the time to debate of switching to speedstick was the right choice… <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/12.jpg> Tonight was going to be a first for HBK… His redwings… <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/13.jpg> <b>Vince:</b> Yes! That’s it! We’ll make every heel a Canadian! Gene is now from Oakville, Ontario! Simon Dean is now from New Brunswick! Triple H is from God’s Town, Canada… And this… This is it…. My Anti- Canada team! Vince, you’re a FUCKING GENIUS! I’m gonna have another sweet tart for this one! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/14.jpg> <b>Jericho:</b> You can’t stick your finger there! <b>STICK YOUR FINGER THERE!!!!</b> <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/15.jpg> Rey Rey J has NOTHING on Jericho’s version of the 619! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/17.jpg> Later that night Spike Dudley got the living hell beaten out of him by Triple H. How DARE he scores some free air time on Triple H’s time! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/18.jpg> A little known fact about Chris Benoit: In the early stages of his career he was trained by Lita. This happened for about 2 weeks, and yet he still has no idea that he’s not doing a swanton bomb. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/19.jpg> Moments later Chris Benoit rips off the ref’s head for saying that it’s only “America’s Hat.” <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/20.jpg> <b>Triple H:</b> Rock beats head! <b>Benoit:</b> I said Paper, damn it! Paper! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/21.jpg> Well, Triple H said he ate Dave’s candy bar, and Dave had to get it back, even if it meant chewing a hole in Trip’s stomach. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/22.jpg> <b>Batista:</b> Got your push! Got your push! <b>Triple H:</b> <I>*the following comment has been censored out due to the fact that you won’t even hear this in hard core raunchy porn*</I> <b>Batista:</b> AND YOU KISS YOUR WIFE WITH THAT MOUTH!!!!! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/10.jpg> <b>Vince:</b> You see, throughout my career, I’ve done some stupid things. I’ve put titles on worthless people like Chris Jericho and Funaki. I’ve screwed people over, and I let people beat Triple H… And now this… Please, don’t drink and book. <b>Hogan:</b> I feel ya, brother! <b>Nash:</b> Same here. <b>Jeff Jarrett:</b> Gotta keep the power in check. <b>Nash:</b> AHHHHH!!!! MY QUAD!!!!!! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/06.jpg> <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/07.jpg> One of these people said “Yes, I would like a little black in me!” <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/050205/images/25.jpg> <b>Trips:</b> Well why don’t YOU start the CoTMs again?!??! |
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