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05-03-2005, 06:07 PM
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King K Cool
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RAW Captions 2/5/05
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05-03-2005, 06:14 PM
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It's Hammer Time
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NCN. No Caption Needed. |
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05-03-2005, 06:24 PM
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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*loud booming voice* YOU HAVE UPSET THE BALANCE...I SHALL NOW SMITE THEEEEE |
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05-03-2005, 06:59 PM
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He's Here
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The sucking power of X Pac claims Jericho. God revealed himself on WWE TV, and boy were smarks PISSED. Chris: ARRRGAGRAGRG! SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO GIVE BIRTH TO AN ASSHOLE! ARGAGRAGR! Triple H: FUCK YOU! Triple H could never sleep without his security blanket, but without Belty, he cries himself to sleep. |
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05-03-2005, 07:16 PM
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R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero
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Reminds me of JamesSteele's old avatar. |
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05-03-2005, 07:53 PM
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SEX APPEAL
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Tomko observes the long term affects of the Low Carb Diet. |
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05-03-2005, 07:55 PM
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Guest
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Vis: C'mere little man!!! Dean: Ack! NOOOO!! That doesn't fit there!!! Vis: Gwqaahahah!!! Dean: Agah.. noo.. ohhh... oohhh... Vis: ..... Dean: a little to the left...  Reps for the ref. |
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05-03-2005, 08:12 PM
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EL MERO MERO!
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Flair: Stop using Jedi insider terms! Christian: Nooo.... **choke!** Masters: Wilson, help me find some talent. Wilson: ............. Masters: TALK TO ME!! Wilson: ............. Hurricane: How long you think they'll keep the titles on us? Rosey: Pff, this thing has been passed around more than Paris Hilton at a Yankees after party... I don't know where I was going with this. Hurricane: ....that's what the writers said. Benoit, after he saw the film XXX2. Viscera: WHADDYA MEAN THE CREAM FILLING IS ON MY HEAD ?!?! HHH: Hey! Find your own shoes to shine! **shining shoes ** When Dean heard he was getting a push, he didn't think it be like this kind. |
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05-03-2005, 08:48 PM
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Kane: Hi Im Kane. Christian Hi. Flair: So YOU want to be in the main event huh? WOO! Well, first, let me tell you the history of the championship! First, Triple H won the belt. Then he wont it again. then he won it again...and he won it again! Then...after a few months of reigining...he won it AGAIN Announcer: Not going anywhere for a while? Masters: My next victim to break my Masterlock is this here football! Shawn Micheals struggles to be Ace Ventura when Triple H and his Wachootoo tribe threatened to kill him. Triple H finally feels the wrath of Mr. Socko |
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05-04-2005, 01:09 PM
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Christian: Do I have any cavities? For some reason, Kane wasn't amused. Christian: Wait a minute, that's NOT how I roll. Tomko: I told you not to ask him about cavities... More Victims of Giggle-Cream. Ric Flair: I will make you wear this shirt if you don't choke yourself. Big Vis: Ever been with a skunk before? Simon learns how that guy from the Darkness hits those damned High Notes. Rey Misterio is thinking the same thing about Masters that some helpful fan with a sign illustrates so well. I need to learn how to throw this so I can break Peyton Manning's TD Record. The Beasties, together again... Shawn Micheals never mastered the art of Tightrope Walking. Shawn weeps over the Body of a Black Jesus as Madonna's "Like a Prayer" starts to play... Shawn: I feel weird, now... Ref: And the winner of the Man you never want to have you in a Submission hold in Canada is.... Chris: Lars, grab my ass again and I'll rip your arm off. When Break Dancing goes awry... Edge: Little Lower, Little Lower... yeah, right there! You're the best back scratcher, EVER! Satan overlooks the entrance of his number one Hell Knight... Benoit is taken in the second part of the Talent Rapture. JR: It's like a Car Crash! King: there WAS a Car Crash, JR. Benoit died in it! JR: That Car Crash isn't made of Cotton Candy, Damn it! Hunter: Not on Public Television, Chris! NOT ON PUBLIC TELEVISION! No Comment... The referee comes up with the worst times to entertain Batista with hand puppets... Dave: HAHAHAA! You got beat... *chuckle* BY A SMURF! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Hunter: I love you Steph, I love you! wait a minute, where'd you go? Hunter: Daddy, he called me an asshole! What's an asshole? |
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05-04-2005, 02:43 PM
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Disco Stu doesnt need to advertise Smarks everywhere rejoice as HHH takes time off to film the 'Wizard of OZ and the Emerald Glass Ceiling' |
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05-04-2005, 03:09 PM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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05-04-2005, 03:34 PM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Xtian: You do it! Kane: No, you do it! Xtian: But I’m lazy! Kane: But I don’t wanna! And thus, the debate for who’ll make the next Caption Of The Month thread continues… Xtian’s “Upside-down Jesus” gimmick was enough to make any monster laugh! Tomko: Let it out man… Let it out…. Xtian: *sniff* I still can’t believe they shorted Mark Jindrak’s “Reflection Of Perfection” gimmick for Chris Masters…. *WAHHHHHHH!!!!!* As the fans chant “You Screwed Matt” all Kane and Lita could do is laugh… Lita because she did it in more ways than one, and Kane because Lesnar was nowhere in sight. Naich: Who taught YOU to do the whole poison mist thing? Xtian: Lita…. Vis: Hey baby, have any hoss in you? And the “Low Carb-High Protein” diet backfires… horribly. Since the whole “Masterpiece” gimmick turned out to be remarkably boring, the WWE sold the extra airtime to the home shopping network. To make sure that Chris Masters didn’t get upset, they said it was his new gimmick. Sadly, he believed them. Masters: I wonder if I could fit this up my nose… Ref: What!!?!?!? Why would you want to put that up your nose? Masters: Oops! That was my outside voice, wasn’t it? Ref: Hurricane, Rosie, GET THE TABLES! Right now isn’t the time to debate of switching to speedstick was the right choice… Tonight was going to be a first for HBK… His redwings… Vince: Yes! That’s it! We’ll make every heel a Canadian! Gene is now from Oakville, Ontario! Simon Dean is now from New Brunswick! Triple H is from God’s Town, Canada… And this… This is it…. My Anti- Canada team! Vince, you’re a FUCKING GENIUS! I’m gonna have another sweet tart for this one! Jericho: You can’t stick your finger there! STICK YOUR FINGER THERE!!!! Rey Rey J has NOTHING on Jericho’s version of the 619! Later that night Spike Dudley got the living hell beaten out of him by Triple H. How DARE he scores some free air time on Triple H’s time! A little known fact about Chris Benoit: In the early stages of his career he was trained by Lita. This happened for about 2 weeks, and yet he still has no idea that he’s not doing a swanton bomb. Moments later Chris Benoit rips off the ref’s head for saying that it’s only “America’s Hat.” Triple H: Rock beats head! Benoit: I said Paper, damn it! Paper! Well, Triple H said he ate Dave’s candy bar, and Dave had to get it back, even if it meant chewing a hole in Trip’s stomach. Batista: Got your push! Got your push! Triple H: *the following comment has been censored out due to the fact that you won’t even hear this in hard core raunchy porn* Batista: AND YOU KISS YOUR WIFE WITH THAT MOUTH!!!!! Vince: You see, throughout my career, I’ve done some stupid things. I’ve put titles on worthless people like Chris Jericho and Funaki. I’ve screwed people over, and I let people beat Triple H… And now this… Please, don’t drink and book. Hogan: I feel ya, brother! Nash: Same here. Jeff Jarrett: Gotta keep the power in check. Nash: AHHHHH!!!! MY QUAD!!!!!! One of these people said “Yes, I would like a little black in me!” Trips: Well why don’t YOU start the CoTMs again?!??! |
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