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Ack! Heart...stopped! *punch* Ah, there we go. Damn Cinco de Mayo tequila... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/02.jpg Eddie: You smell nice... Rey: You have pretty eyes... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/03.jpg Matt: I say it's more Bubba Ray than Goldust AND I AM R-R-R-R----RRRR-RIGHT ABOUT THAT!!! Jobber: Okay, okay, dude... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/05.jpg Melina: Okay...now...left foot first...then...erm... Scotty: I guess Lita "taught you the ropes", huh? BA-DUM-CHING!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/06.jpg After 15 minutes of Cena making fart noises into the mic, JBL was starting to get a little concerned... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/07.jpg Kurt Angle re-enacts that scene from Austin Powers. Angle: Why won't this mask come off! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/08.jpg The "I Got Your Nose" joke goes way too far when Angle refuses to give it back. Charles Robinson's wig nearly flies off in the process. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/11.jpg X-Pac's sucking power goes into overdrive as Joey Mercury is lost. :( http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/12.jpg Rey: Hey, ese, I'm not THAT short, am I? I'm right here! Eddie! Eddie!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/13.jpg Booker T's electrifying personality goes right through new WWE star, Buckwheat. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/15.jpg Sharmell: And we just dab some foundation here...you look fabulous! Booker: You did not...just say that...TELL ME... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/16.jpg JBL: Oh my God...you're right! I CAN'T see you!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/19.jpg Eddie: WHAT! That's only a MASK??? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/20.jpg The WWE FINALLY improves Rey's overall image. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/21.jpg Looks like Rey hit the glass ceiling a BIT too hard with his high-flying moves this time. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/24.jpg EMT: I'm sorry, Rey. We won't be able to save the mask. Rey: No! Masky!!! |
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Orlando: Yous electrifahing mutha fuckaaa!!! |
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Eddie: I still don't see the vase. Rey: ............ http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/06.jpg JBL: Good God... you look like Popeye! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/07.jpg Angle: WHY... WON'T.. YOU... RANDOM... PAC-MAN ? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/04.jpg And David Arquette as Peter Pan. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/13.jpg Jordan: (singing) Cats and the craddle and the silver spoon. Little boy singing the man on the moon. When you coming home, Daddy, please be soon... Booker: Nooo.... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/16.jpg JBL: (thinking) Cena may be right. Maybe I SHOULD turn my love for jazz into tap. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/17.jpg Rey: Stairway... DENIED!!! **KICKS!** http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/19.jpg Eddie: For the last time, I am not Zordon! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/21.jpg PWNED!!!! |
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Matt: The anit-american gimmick worked on RAW... Jobber: Jesus H Christ.... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/09.jpg Rey: And this, is how you sit without a chair.. Chavo: Ahhh! The flexibility!! IT BURNS!! |
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Kurt: GIVE ME BACK MY SHOES! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/11.jpg Ray was ready. If using the force to throw him doesn't work, he has his lightsaber ready. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/06.jpg Cena: This ain't no 15 minutes! I'm gonna be a legend! Word to your mother! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/17.jpg Rey needs to control his temper. It's not Chavo's fault he's so short he needs a ladder to get into the ring. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/15.jpg Booker: Did ya get 'im? Sharmell: Yep, squished. Kurt: *shiverring* I hate spiders. I hate them, I hate them, I hate them! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/12.jpg The management was severely pissed. Eddie should never stop in mid promo to watch an Episode III Trailor. |
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Angle: And if we take of this mask you'll see this Jobber who's been haunting this town is........................old man winters!!!! Jobber: and I would of gotten away with it to, if it wasn't for you medling kids! |
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Eddie: *Thump Thump* PEEP 4 LIFE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/02.jpg Eddie: *Heavy breathing* I like what you do with masks... Rey: *Heavy breathing* I like what you do with lawns... Eddie: See you, LATER! Rey: You TOO! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/03.jpg Morgan: T... T.... T... TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS! Jobber: What sideburns? Morgan: I... I... I... I... I SAID TRIM THEM!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/04.jpg Mercury: *Sigh* This move is so old... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/05.jpg Scotty Too Hotty, oldest 'young person' on SmackDown!. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/06.jpg Cena: YOU WANT OCEAN NOISES!?!?!?! JBL: Ye... Yeah... Cena: Shhhhhhh... Shhhhhh... Shhhh... Hooooonk... Hoooonk.... CAW CAW CAW!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/07.jpg Kurt Angle is Kane's number one dentist's assistant. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/08.jpg Fit: NO! STOP! Brian: NO! Charles: NOOOOO! Kurt: STOP RIGHT THERE! ONE MORE MOVE AND I WILL HUMP HER LEG! I SWEAR IT! Fit: Okay, okay, no one wants to get hurt... Let me jus- Kurt: I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME ANY CLOSER! *Commences humping* http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/09.jpg Chavo ripped a hole in the space time continuum... Right in Rey's belly. Chavo: Woah, that's something you don't see everyday... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/10.jpg Break Dancing Rey, coming to a theater near you! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/11.jpg Rey: It's MAAAAGIC! *Wink upward* Rene (holding strings in the rafters): God I need a new job... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/12.jpg Rey: Come on, man... Eddie: ... Rey: Come on, I didn't mean it! Eddie: ... Rey: OKAY, FINE, I'LL BUY YOU A NEW ICE CREAM CONE! GOD! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/13.jpg Orlando: There there, Booker... Booker: WAAAA! I WANT MY BLANKET! WAAAAA! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/14.jpg The chop to the head from Hell. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/15.jpg *SLAP* Sharmel: Uh oh... Booker: TELL ME... You didn't just slap his mouth off... Sharmel: :shifty: Booker: .... RUN SUCKA!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/16.jpg JBL: I... I didn't realize it... I'm sorry... Cena: Now you understand why I can never sit down in a rocking chair again. JBL: Yes, yes I do... Oh my GOD... *Throws up* http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/17.jpg Rey: I am the chair MASTA! I'M THE MAST- *KICK* Oops, sorry Chavo... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/18.jpg Rey loved his swing set. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/19.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/20.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/21.jpg Eddie: Oh my God... Oh my God... I didn't know your head was an egg! I'm sorry! Oh my God!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/22.jpg Eddie: I said NEVER steal the cookies from the cookie jar! Capeesh? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/23.jpg Eddie: I won my very own Rey Mysterio! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/24.jpg Rey: Emmett... Are you Emmett Brown? Woman: He's delusional... Rey: Weeeeeee! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/25.jpg Cena: Talk about beady little eyes... JBL: SHUT UP! It's an eye condition! |
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Darth Rey-der has his revenge on Joey Skywalker... |
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Whoever isn't Scotty: Nooo! I don't wanna! Scotty: You will eat your greens, even if I have to make you! Poor I know. |
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For Reasons Unknown To Anyone The National Anthem Was Played At The End Of The Show And Eddie Stops Beating Rey To Honor Our Country |
Okay, I have ALWAYS wanted to ask this question: How can you stand typing each and every single word with its first letter capitalized? I see ENTIRE POSTS done this way. Isn't it a hassle to Type Your Post With Every Single World Capitalized? I'm Not Saying You're Doing It, I'm Just Curious. Maybe You Might Have Some Insight On This Issue.
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Eddie pays tribute to his Crucified Savior... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/02.jpg Eddie & Rey: Pixie Twins Powers ACTIVATE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/03.jpg Eddie: Form of Stutterring Hoss Rey: Form of me without a mask Eddie: :wtf: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/04.jpg Scotty turns heel by brutally assaulting Kevin Smith, who just lost weight. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/05.jpg Scotty and his friend the ref just got caught smoking pot... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/06.jpg Cena: Grab my manboob now, damn it... JBL: Uh... ok... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/07.jpg Another Wrestlecrap induction: Kurt Angle, wrestling Pimple Popper. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/08.jpg Fit was caught off guard when Angle unleashed a punch to his midsection. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/09.jpg Rey: NO POT SMOKING, CHAVO! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/10.jpg Rey: YOU CAN'T HIDE IT BEHIND A CHAIR. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/11.jpg Why you shouldn't use mis-matched sticks for air-drums. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/12.jpg Eddie is having a hard time keeping off drugs knowing that Edge is stealing his gimmick. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/13.jpg Booker: STOP EATING MY DREADLOCKS, SUCKA! Orlando: But... they're so tasty... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/14.jpg Booker T's extreme "Heal the Body" is not a good finisher. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/15.jpg Sharmella: He's trying to eat my hand! Booker: Come on, you know the fans were serious when they said "You Suck". http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/16.jpg Where will you be when your diahrrea comes back? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/17.jpg Rey has mastered the devastating Well-timed fart. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/18.jpg MNM botch the ladderjoke. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/19.jpg Eddie, in a sadistic rage, bit a hole in Rey's head. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/20.jpg In-Ring Cannibalism is too much for even Tazz. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/21.jpg JR: BAH GAWD HE BROKE HIM IN HALF! HIS HEAD ISN'T MADE OF MARSHMALLOW! Eddie: Marshmallow? MMMMM.... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/22.jpg Rey: Don't let him eat me! Eddie: BRAINS! BRAINS! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/23.jpg Eddie drags off his dinner for a meal later. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/24.jpg Medic's cover his face, Cannibalism isn't worthy of television... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/25.jpg Cena: You know, you kind of look like a skinny JR in a white hat... JBL: We're gonna take a shower tonight, young man... Cena: Uh oh... |
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