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Stacy Keibler - Mistress of the invisible hula hoop. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg The vibrating rope makes its comeback. Stacy: OOOHH!?... Ooooohhhh.... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Guy in nWo shirt: Wow, I'm glad they unfroze me NOW! I mean, where else can you see Ms. Hancock and the nWo!? *Another fan whispers to him.* Guy: Oh? She's Stacy Keibler now? And the WWF bought out WHO!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Grisham: Heyuck heyuck... Stacy: Wha? Grisham: You sherr smell per-ty... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Stacy was too amused by the Macho Man impersonator in the crowd to listen to Maven. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Rosey still didn't get the 'fake lean with your arm out' trick... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Someone who draws on himself and Christian... If I didn't know better, I'd say that this was going to be a ladder match. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg Flair: *Wakes up* WOOOOOOOO- Where am I and why am I in my bathrobe? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg WWE Referees, now with Karate Chop action! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Ric Flair has stooped too low. Now he's going to have memberships in three separate Kiss My Ass clubs... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Christian: And this is my scared face... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Christy: You're Eric Bischoff! Eric: Yeah... Christy: You're Eric Bischoff... Eric: Okay, yeah, I know... Christy: You're Eric Bischoff... Eric: No shit... *Ten hours later* Christy: You're Eric Bischoff... Eric: SHUT UP ALREADY! *Vince McMahon comes into the room.* Vince: Oops, she got stuck in a loop, I'll see what the tech team can do... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Conway: No wa- holy shit you DO look like a mad chimp! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg Jericho was too late, X Pac's sucking power strikes again. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/15.jpg Jericho: God, and people say I'M short... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Hassan: Now is NOT the time to amuse Jericho with hand puppets! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/17.jpg Now THAT'S a hardcore sleeper hold. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/18.jpg Ref: Zzzzz... Shelton: *Sigh* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg Davairi: DO THE RANDOM PAC MAN! DO IT NOW! Shelton: BAKKA BAKKA BAKKA!!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/20.jpg I'm sorry, this picture just put nightmares into my head... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/21.jpg Seconds later, Lillian was mauled to death by Big Vis, who you should never take food away from. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg Batista: That won't fit in your mouth... Triple H: OH YEAH!? I'VE STUCK BIGGER THINGS INTO MY MOUTH! Batista: Like what? Triple H: VINC- Ohh ho ho, you almost got me there... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/23.jpg Batista: TWO MINUTES! JR: I SAID I CAN'T DANCE LIKE YOU! IT WAS A FLUKE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/24.jpg Vince: What in the fuck? When did THAT happen? Triple H: WrestleMania, you told me to job it to him... Vince: I DID NOT! *Another Vince McMahon walks into the room.* Other Vince: Hey Hunter what's... Uh oh... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/25.jpg Triple H: GET AWAY FROM ME! Ric: I didn't mean it! Triple H: YES YOU DID! *Sob* Ric: You didn't have shrinkage, I'm sorry... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/26.jpg Lita: Underarm stink... AWAY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/27.jpg Benoit: I don't think I should have eaten that burrito... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/28.jpg Kane's dry cleaners really did a number on his pants, didn't they? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/30.jpg Lita (Thinking): Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/32.jpg Edge: I'M GOING TO POP YOUR HEAD LIKE I POPPED LITA'S *BEEEEEP*. HBK: But, Matt was... Edge: Nuh uh... HBK: Oh my God... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/33.jpg HBK lesson #153: Never, ever pretend to be Spiderman. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/34.jpg JR: BAHGAWD FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/35.jpg pwn3d |
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Batista sex change? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg I shot the Sherrif! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Tomko: Well? What do YOU think it is? Should I get it checked out? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Xtian: I have to do WHAT for a push? HHH: You heard me. Now open your mouth. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Grenier: Stop touching me or I'll EAT Bischoff! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Daivari: All I wanted was to play patty cake! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/20.jpg Vis: THE REMOTE DOESN'T WORK!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/32.jpg Edge: My hair... IT HUNGERS!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/35.jpg Edge: IT MUST FEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!! |
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A modified bulldog with a noogie? Is there anything this kid can't do? |
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Stacy: (reading) All blondes can NOT enter the bus station without parental guidence. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Todd: You've got a dirty whorish mouth! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Rob: You are a smelly pirate hooker! Sylvain: You look like a blueberry! Rob: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? Sylvain: Yeah? Well you have bad hair! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Muhammed has to force Jericho to watch Davairi do his impression of Stephanie Mcmahon's before and after boob shots. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Christian: Look this way. Tomko: (Laughing nervously) Heheheheheh! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/25.jpg Flair: What's the matter, Trips, huh? ya gonna cry? You ain't welcome in the title picture anymore? Go cry to mama. That's right, bitch, youre not welcome. You stupid cow sniffing horse kicking A-Hole! Go on and run, run to the bakery and gain 50 pounds! Eat those creps and pastries! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/23.jpg Batista: What the FUCK do I do with these scissors? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Eric loves to stare at Christy's red hair Christy loves to look at Eric's white hair This rhyme doesn't make sense. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg Triple H: You! YOU SUCK I AM THE GAME I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS ANY DAY BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU CANT BEAT ME, IF I WAS A FAN, YOU WOULD NOT ENTERTAIN US! Batista: (Thinking) He said Anus! |
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Stacey strats transforming in to a pig. |
Seriously she looks like a pig there.
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Stacy botches lifting her shirt. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg Stacy: I still can't hear the ocean.. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Christian = Your NEXT American Idol. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Flair: Yup, it's broke. It's got a crack in it. **RIM SHOT** http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg And as the role of Christian, Keanu Reeves. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Christy: OMG, I loved you in Entrapment! Bischoff: .....dumb broad. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Conway: Random... PAC-MAN! Grenier: WAKKA WAKKA.... WAKKA! Bischoff: Whoa.. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Davairi: But I wanted to hug Jericho first! :'( http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg Davairi: Yeah, that's right. We know how to make you talk! Benjamin: NO, NOT A DOUBLE KNOT! Hussan: Haha, you will be the gayest cowboy since Curtis if you don't tell us what's your favorite radio station! Benjamin: NEV--what?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/21.jpg Say what you will, but this was one innovative looking water fountain. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg HHH: Me looking like Lemmy from Motorhead? Next you'll tell me that this isn't a Drumstick in my han-- How'd you do that?! Batista: I dunno. Internet? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/24.jpg Batista: Can I get a new one. My belt doesn't spin anymore. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/25.jpg Flair: What did Stephanie tell us to get at the market, Mighty Thor? HHH: Unga Bunga, Me not Thor. Me Game. ARRRGG!!! ***LIFTS A RANDOM HAMMER IN THE AIR!** http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/30.jpg Lita: Wow, what a match! Ref: Um, Lita? The ring's behind you. You're just staring at the popcorn machine. Lita: Juh? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/32.jpg Edge: WHINEY FACE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/33.jpg HBK: Watch me, God! God: MMMmm.. Popcorn... oh, um, yea, I saw you. Nice kick, Snitsky. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/34.jpg SPONTANIOUS BUSHWHACKER DANCE ! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/35.jpg Edge: Oh, SHI-- Matt, put down that hammer, NOOO.. oh, it's just you, Mighty Thor. HHH: STOP CALLING ME THAT, PUNY HUMAN! **Lifts hammer up into the air!** END. |
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Todd: I masturbate to pictures of you in your underwear! Yeah! Stacy: What...the...fuck... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Maven: No, no, Simon, you've got the Angry Face all wrawng! Stacy: Like this? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg "Stained back! There's a hard-on comin' through!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Christian: The air feels funny! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Referee: For that remark, I'm gonna slap you silly! Flair: Eeeeeeeeerrr! Damn Metamucil...took too much... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Chrstian: Is THAT what Tomko looks like? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Christy: Burt Reynolds! I really admire your work! Hee hee! Eric: I'm not...*sigh*...thanks. And before you ask, no, I wasn't in the scene where Dirk Diggler whacks off in the truck... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Conway: Now belch! Grenier: [rrrrrooooooppppp!] Eric: My God...that was...marvelous... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg Worst. Powerbomb. Ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Daivari: I swear! I didn't do anything to the Titantron this time! Honest! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg Daivari: ANGRYFACEAAAAAGGGHHHH!!! Shelton: AAAAAGGGHHHH!! Hassan: EEEEEEEEGGGGHHH!!! Daivari: NO! AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! Shelton: AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! Hassan: EEEE-- EERRR-- Ah, forget it. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/20.jpg Viscera gets ready for his hourly meal. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg HHH: I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/23.jpg Batista explains how HE had Lita when his turn came. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/24.jpg Batista: Um...guys...why does my belt say "John Cena"? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/25.jpg Ric Flair: So...same time again tomorrow night? HHH: Let's not tell anyone about this... Ric Flair: You got it champ! WHOOOO!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/27.jpg Sometimes fans know EXACTLY what they want... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/30.jpg Well! Here's your fat chick! You happy now?!?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/31.jpg Kane: Quick, somebody tell me how many guys Lita HASN'T slept with!! Fan: Hey! Right here! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/32.jpg X-Pac's sucking power was about to strike, but when it realized Edge was there, it just kinda died down... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/33.jpg HBK: The light! MUST FLY UP TO HEAVEN!!! |
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Stacy can do what looks like a retarded chimp version of Flair's "Woooo" and still look hot. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg Stacy: Is that guy looking down my shirt? It's so cool, no one ever checks out my boobs... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Even as an amputee, Stacy is hot. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Todd: Have you ever been in a cockpit before Stacy: (giggling) I've never been in a plane before. Todd: Have you ever seen a grown man naked? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg JR: Everytime Triple H gets on the mic, you know something important is about to be said... King: Um, that's just Maven and Simon Dean, talking down Stacy JR: Well, my glasses aren't made of Cottage Cheese, Bah Gawd. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Stacy: (thinking) If his hand gets any higher.... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Tyson: This is how I do your taunt, right? Christian: uh yeah... where did they find this mutant freak looking thing? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg Flair is on the Invisible Crucifix, dying for the sins of men in Orange Robes everywhere. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Ref: Grab his man boob and I'll knock you into next week. Tyson: But... they're so... supple. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Tyson suffered a severe injury here. After all, crapping out wrestling legends is a dangerous feat. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Christian: I hope I don't have to crap out Jimmy Snuka next week. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Christy: Can I ask you a favor, Mr. Reynolds? Burt: Sure thing, little girl. Christy: Can you squeal like a pig, like you did in Smokey and the Bandit. Burt: First of all, squealing like a pig was in Deliverance, not Smokey and the Bandit. Second of all, that was Ned Beatty, not me. Christy: But I want to hear you squal like a pig, like you did in Smokey in the Bandit! Burt: (thinking) And they're gonna do ANOTHER Diva search? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Conway grabs a candy from his giant Pez dispenser. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg Y2J: Do you see your contact lens, now? Daivari: Yeah, there it is, right there! You're the best! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/15.jpg Daivari: A little more, a little more... ahhhhh... much better! You're too good to me, Chris. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Jericho didn't know which was more painful: the Camel Clutch or Daivari's fishing stories. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/17.jpg Not everyone was pleased with Conway's Brock Lesnar impression. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/18.jpg This guy is so charismaless, he even puts the referee to sleep. Disclaimer: I don't find Shelton to be Charismaless, it just went with the picture... Shelton rules, I swear! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg Shelton: This choker... is... too... tight. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/20.jpg For the second week in a row, Big Vis rapes his victim. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/21.jpg Let's face it, black men are attracted to Canadian women with pink streaks in their hair... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg It's not everyday you get dressed down by Lemmy... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/23.jpg Batista: Cut... it... out! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/24.jpg Everyone followed suit when Batista asked to do the funky chicken. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/25.jpg JR: Flair's about to take him to the woodshed! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/26.jpg Kane: I'm trying to touch my toes, honey, look! Lita (tries to run her fingers through her hair, rips it out instead.) http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/27.jpg Benoit and Stevie Richard reenact a spot in EVERY Ric Flair match. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/28.jpg Benoit farts at the wrong time, making the chokeslam even more devastating. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/30.jpg The Security guard's shirt reveals how many people Lita has been with in the past 30 minutes. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/32.jpg Shawn: This doesn't hurt. Edge: How about now? Shawn: Still no. Edge: How about I rest my chin on your bald spot. Shawn: I have a bald spot? NOOOOOO! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/33.jpg The referee fires his Invisible Over-the-Hill talent Bazooka at Edge. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/34.jpg Shawn picks the weirdest times for a sniff check. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/35.jpg Edge leans the hardway that Shawn is a card-carrying member of CFC: Cannibals For Christ. |
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Todd : "Excuse me Miss, but do you suck balls?" |
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Hassan: Show me your warface Daivari!! Daivari: AHHHHHH!!!!! MUHAMMAD!!!! Hassan: You call that a warface?! Show him a real warface Shelton! Shelton: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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