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RAW Captions 9/5/05
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He's Here
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![]() Stacy Keibler - Mistress of the invisible hula hoop. ![]() The vibrating rope makes its comeback. Stacy: OOOHH!?... Ooooohhhh.... ![]() Guy in nWo shirt: Wow, I'm glad they unfroze me NOW! I mean, where else can you see Ms. Hancock and the nWo!? *Another fan whispers to him.* Guy: Oh? She's Stacy Keibler now? And the WWF bought out WHO!? ![]() Grisham: Heyuck heyuck... Stacy: Wha? Grisham: You sherr smell per-ty... ![]() Stacy was too amused by the Macho Man impersonator in the crowd to listen to Maven. ![]() Rosey still didn't get the 'fake lean with your arm out' trick... ![]() Someone who draws on himself and Christian... If I didn't know better, I'd say that this was going to be a ladder match. ![]() Flair: *Wakes up* WOOOOOOOO- Where am I and why am I in my bathrobe? ![]() WWE Referees, now with Karate Chop action! ![]() Ric Flair has stooped too low. Now he's going to have memberships in three separate Kiss My Ass clubs... ![]() Christian: And this is my scared face... ![]() Christy: You're Eric Bischoff! Eric: Yeah... Christy: You're Eric Bischoff... Eric: Okay, yeah, I know... Christy: You're Eric Bischoff... Eric: No shit... *Ten hours later* Christy: You're Eric Bischoff... Eric: SHUT UP ALREADY! *Vince McMahon comes into the room.* Vince: Oops, she got stuck in a loop, I'll see what the tech team can do... ![]() Conway: No wa- holy shit you DO look like a mad chimp! ![]() Jericho was too late, X Pac's sucking power strikes again. ![]() Jericho: God, and people say I'M short... ![]() Hassan: Now is NOT the time to amuse Jericho with hand puppets! ![]() Now THAT'S a hardcore sleeper hold. ![]() Ref: Zzzzz... Shelton: *Sigh* ![]() Davairi: DO THE RANDOM PAC MAN! DO IT NOW! Shelton: BAKKA BAKKA BAKKA!!!!! ![]() I'm sorry, this picture just put nightmares into my head... ![]() Seconds later, Lillian was mauled to death by Big Vis, who you should never take food away from. ![]() Batista: That won't fit in your mouth... Triple H: OH YEAH!? I'VE STUCK BIGGER THINGS INTO MY MOUTH! Batista: Like what? Triple H: VINC- Ohh ho ho, you almost got me there... ![]() Batista: TWO MINUTES! JR: I SAID I CAN'T DANCE LIKE YOU! IT WAS A FLUKE! ![]() Vince: What in the fuck? When did THAT happen? Triple H: WrestleMania, you told me to job it to him... Vince: I DID NOT! *Another Vince McMahon walks into the room.* Other Vince: Hey Hunter what's... Uh oh... ![]() Triple H: GET AWAY FROM ME! Ric: I didn't mean it! Triple H: YES YOU DID! *Sob* Ric: You didn't have shrinkage, I'm sorry... ![]() Lita: Underarm stink... AWAY! ![]() Benoit: I don't think I should have eaten that burrito... ![]() Kane's dry cleaners really did a number on his pants, didn't they? ![]() Lita (Thinking): Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow... ![]() Edge: I'M GOING TO POP YOUR HEAD LIKE I POPPED LITA'S *BEEEEEP*. HBK: But, Matt was... Edge: Nuh uh... HBK: Oh my God... ![]() HBK lesson #153: Never, ever pretend to be Spiderman. ![]() JR: BAHGAWD FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! ![]() pwn3d |
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It's Hammer Time
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![]() Batista sex change? ![]() I shot the Sherrif! ![]() Tomko: Well? What do YOU think it is? Should I get it checked out? ![]() Xtian: I have to do WHAT for a push? HHH: You heard me. Now open your mouth. ![]() Grenier: Stop touching me or I'll EAT Bischoff! ![]() Daivari: All I wanted was to play patty cake! ![]() Vis: THE REMOTE DOESN'T WORK!!!! ![]() Edge: My hair... IT HUNGERS!! ![]() Edge: IT MUST FEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!! |
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![]() A modified bulldog with a noogie? Is there anything this kid can't do? |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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![]() Stacy: (reading) All blondes can NOT enter the bus station without parental guidence. ![]() Todd: You've got a dirty whorish mouth! ![]() Rob: You are a smelly pirate hooker! Sylvain: You look like a blueberry! Rob: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? Sylvain: Yeah? Well you have bad hair! ![]() Muhammed has to force Jericho to watch Davairi do his impression of Stephanie Mcmahon's before and after boob shots. ![]() Christian: Look this way. Tomko: (Laughing nervously) Heheheheheh! ![]() Flair: What's the matter, Trips, huh? ya gonna cry? You ain't welcome in the title picture anymore? Go cry to mama. That's right, bitch, youre not welcome. You stupid cow sniffing horse kicking A-Hole! Go on and run, run to the bakery and gain 50 pounds! Eat those creps and pastries! ![]() Batista: What the FUCK do I do with these scissors? ![]() Eric loves to stare at Christy's red hair Christy loves to look at Eric's white hair This rhyme doesn't make sense. ![]() Triple H: You! YOU SUCK I AM THE GAME I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS ANY DAY BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU CANT BEAT ME, IF I WAS A FAN, YOU WOULD NOT ENTERTAIN US! Batista: (Thinking) He said Anus! |
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Spammy Certified
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![]() Stacey strats transforming in to a pig. |
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Spammy Certified
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Seriously she looks like a pig there.
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EL MERO MERO!
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![]() Stacy botches lifting her shirt. ![]() Stacy: I still can't hear the ocean.. ![]() Christian = Your NEXT American Idol. ![]() Flair: Yup, it's broke. It's got a crack in it. **RIM SHOT** ![]() And as the role of Christian, Keanu Reeves. ![]() Christy: OMG, I loved you in Entrapment! Bischoff: .....dumb broad. ![]() Conway: Random... PAC-MAN! Grenier: WAKKA WAKKA.... WAKKA! Bischoff: Whoa.. ![]() Davairi: But I wanted to hug Jericho first! ![]() ![]() Davairi: Yeah, that's right. We know how to make you talk! Benjamin: NO, NOT A DOUBLE KNOT! Hussan: Haha, you will be the gayest cowboy since Curtis if you don't tell us what's your favorite radio station! Benjamin: NEV--what?! ![]() Say what you will, but this was one innovative looking water fountain. ![]() HHH: Me looking like Lemmy from Motorhead? Next you'll tell me that this isn't a Drumstick in my han-- How'd you do that?! Batista: I dunno. Internet? ![]() Batista: Can I get a new one. My belt doesn't spin anymore. ![]() Flair: What did Stephanie tell us to get at the market, Mighty Thor? HHH: Unga Bunga, Me not Thor. Me Game. ARRRGG!!! ***LIFTS A RANDOM HAMMER IN THE AIR!** ![]() Lita: Wow, what a match! Ref: Um, Lita? The ring's behind you. You're just staring at the popcorn machine. Lita: Juh? ![]() Edge: WHINEY FACE! ![]() HBK: Watch me, God! God: MMMmm.. Popcorn... oh, um, yea, I saw you. Nice kick, Snitsky. ![]() SPONTANIOUS BUSHWHACKER DANCE ! ![]() Edge: Oh, SHI-- Matt, put down that hammer, NOOO.. oh, it's just you, Mighty Thor. HHH: STOP CALLING ME THAT, PUNY HUMAN! **Lifts hammer up into the air!** END. |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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![]() Todd: I masturbate to pictures of you in your underwear! Yeah! Stacy: What...the...fuck... ![]() Maven: No, no, Simon, you've got the Angry Face all wrawng! Stacy: Like this? ![]() "Stained back! There's a hard-on comin' through!" ![]() Christian: The air feels funny! ![]() Referee: For that remark, I'm gonna slap you silly! Flair: Eeeeeeeeerrr! Damn Metamucil...took too much... ![]() Chrstian: Is THAT what Tomko looks like? ![]() Christy: Burt Reynolds! I really admire your work! Hee hee! Eric: I'm not...*sigh*...thanks. And before you ask, no, I wasn't in the scene where Dirk Diggler whacks off in the truck... ![]() Conway: Now belch! Grenier: [rrrrrooooooppppp!] Eric: My God...that was...marvelous... ![]() Worst. Powerbomb. Ever. ![]() Daivari: I swear! I didn't do anything to the Titantron this time! Honest! ![]() Daivari: ANGRYFACEAAAAAGGGHHHH!!! Shelton: AAAAAGGGHHHH!! Hassan: EEEEEEEEGGGGHHH!!! Daivari: NO! AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! Shelton: AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! Hassan: EEEE-- EERRR-- Ah, forget it. ![]() Viscera gets ready for his hourly meal. ![]() HHH: I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!! ![]() Batista explains how HE had Lita when his turn came. ![]() Batista: Um...guys...why does my belt say "John Cena"? ![]() Ric Flair: So...same time again tomorrow night? HHH: Let's not tell anyone about this... Ric Flair: You got it champ! WHOOOO!!! ![]() Sometimes fans know EXACTLY what they want... ![]() Well! Here's your fat chick! You happy now?!?! ![]() Kane: Quick, somebody tell me how many guys Lita HASN'T slept with!! Fan: Hey! Right here! ![]() X-Pac's sucking power was about to strike, but when it realized Edge was there, it just kinda died down... ![]() HBK: The light! MUST FLY UP TO HEAVEN!!! |
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The Next Great One н²
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![]() ![]() at first glance I thought that was one whole picture. |
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R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero
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![]() christian: i'm not even looking and i know that guy's a homo. |
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RAPTURE READY.
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How come this pic isn't there?
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Inno Knows.
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![]() Christian: Whoa! Kane and Lita are married?! |
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The Next Great One н²
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Yeah...wasn't that from last week?
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Taller than Adam Cole
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![]() Stacy can do what looks like a retarded chimp version of Flair's "Woooo" and still look hot. ![]() Stacy: Is that guy looking down my shirt? It's so cool, no one ever checks out my boobs... ![]() Even as an amputee, Stacy is hot. ![]() Todd: Have you ever been in a cockpit before Stacy: (giggling) I've never been in a plane before. Todd: Have you ever seen a grown man naked? ![]() JR: Everytime Triple H gets on the mic, you know something important is about to be said... King: Um, that's just Maven and Simon Dean, talking down Stacy JR: Well, my glasses aren't made of Cottage Cheese, Bah Gawd. ![]() Stacy: (thinking) If his hand gets any higher.... ![]() Tyson: This is how I do your taunt, right? Christian: uh yeah... where did they find this mutant freak looking thing? ![]() Flair is on the Invisible Crucifix, dying for the sins of men in Orange Robes everywhere. ![]() Ref: Grab his man boob and I'll knock you into next week. Tyson: But... they're so... supple. ![]() Tyson suffered a severe injury here. After all, crapping out wrestling legends is a dangerous feat. ![]() Christian: I hope I don't have to crap out Jimmy Snuka next week. ![]() Christy: Can I ask you a favor, Mr. Reynolds? Burt: Sure thing, little girl. Christy: Can you squeal like a pig, like you did in Smokey and the Bandit. Burt: First of all, squealing like a pig was in Deliverance, not Smokey and the Bandit. Second of all, that was Ned Beatty, not me. Christy: But I want to hear you squal like a pig, like you did in Smokey in the Bandit! Burt: (thinking) And they're gonna do ANOTHER Diva search? ![]() Conway grabs a candy from his giant Pez dispenser. ![]() Y2J: Do you see your contact lens, now? Daivari: Yeah, there it is, right there! You're the best! ![]() Daivari: A little more, a little more... ahhhhh... much better! You're too good to me, Chris. ![]() Jericho didn't know which was more painful: the Camel Clutch or Daivari's fishing stories. ![]() Not everyone was pleased with Conway's Brock Lesnar impression. ![]() This guy is so charismaless, he even puts the referee to sleep. Disclaimer: I don't find Shelton to be Charismaless, it just went with the picture... Shelton rules, I swear! ![]() Shelton: This choker... is... too... tight. ![]() For the second week in a row, Big Vis rapes his victim. ![]() Let's face it, black men are attracted to Canadian women with pink streaks in their hair... ![]() It's not everyday you get dressed down by Lemmy... ![]() Batista: Cut... it... out! ![]() Everyone followed suit when Batista asked to do the funky chicken. ![]() JR: Flair's about to take him to the woodshed! ![]() Kane: I'm trying to touch my toes, honey, look! Lita (tries to run her fingers through her hair, rips it out instead.) ![]() Benoit and Stevie Richard reenact a spot in EVERY Ric Flair match. ![]() Benoit farts at the wrong time, making the chokeslam even more devastating. ![]() The Security guard's shirt reveals how many people Lita has been with in the past 30 minutes. ![]() Shawn: This doesn't hurt. Edge: How about now? Shawn: Still no. Edge: How about I rest my chin on your bald spot. Shawn: I have a bald spot? NOOOOOO! ![]() The referee fires his Invisible Over-the-Hill talent Bazooka at Edge. ![]() Shawn picks the weirdest times for a sniff check. ![]() Edge leans the hardway that Shawn is a card-carrying member of CFC: Cannibals For Christ. |
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![]() Todd : "Excuse me Miss, but do you suck balls?" |
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Don't be hatin' bitch!
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![]() Hassan: Show me your warface Daivari!! Daivari: AHHHHHH!!!!! MUHAMMAD!!!! Hassan: You call that a warface?! Show him a real warface Shelton! Shelton: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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