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Mid Carders surround their victims, dragging them to mid card hell. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/29.jpg Morgan: G-G-G-G-Imme k-k-k-kissie... Funaki: whatcho talkin' 'bout fool? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/28.jpg Carlito: Smelly nuts.. das not cool. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/21.jpg Carlito botches feeding the Big Show. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/01.jpg Stevie debuts on SmackDown. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/02.jpg Heidenreich becomes the uber heel and goes back in time to destroy.. KIDDIE CENA!!! |
Meh, they were crap.
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Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/04.jpg Chavo tried to wake up Paul from his nap on the ropes and paid for it. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/05.jpg Litte Johnny is finally revealed... growing out of Heidenriech's neck. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/06.jpg chavo tests his new magnetic boots. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/09.jpg Eddie: Alas poor Yorrick... if only I hadn't stole from you, you might not be poor! ODALYA ESSE VATO LOCO TACO ARRIBA VIVA LA RAZA BURRITO SUMBRARO TEQUILA!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/30.jpg You don't wanna know where Paul London's head went. |
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Angle: Don't worry Booker... I'LL deliver your baby! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/26.jpg Cena: MILK ME!!!!! |
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What's her face is about to realize Booker T likes bukkake http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/02.jpg I'm not even going there... Random Priest: Thank god http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/04.jpg Chavo: Swinging London Tornado Attack! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/13.jpg Bradshaw: my god Orlando, get some sleep! |
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Sharmell: Why doesn't anybody realize I USED TO BE IN WCW! THAT MEANS SOMETHING!!! GAAHHH!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/02.jpg Boy: You're not gunna cut a promo on me, are ya Mister? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/03.jpg Mercury: Gimme a hug, you big lug, you! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/04.jpg Chavo holds on for dear life as the X-Pac Sucking Machine claims one Paul London http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/05.jpg The two-headed HeidenBeast was a great success on Smackdown http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/06.jpg Holly: And THIS is for having CHARISMA!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/07.jpg Chavo: No! Leave my nipples ALONE already!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/08.jpg Paul London finally realizes how much the Cruiserweight title matters to WWE http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/09.jpg Eddie: What do you MEAN my t-shirt is a rip-off of the Grand Theft Auto: Vice City logos! DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE YOU KNOW ME, VATO LOCO!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/10.jpg Eddie: For that remark, you're sitting this one out, ese. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/12.jpg JBL: Hey guys! Look what I found in the garbage! Isn't this-- Hey! This is mine! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/13.jpg JBL: And THIS is for attacking Vince backstage! John: I'm...not...Nailz... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/14.jpg Eddie: Smell my Latino Heat, ese! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/15.jpg Eddie: THIS is the Angry Face, homes! Jobber: RFFLRLFLLFLFFRLRRFFRFRNMNNPH!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/16.jpg Cole: Hey! You're not Rey Mysterio! Tazz (off-screen): That's right, Cole, Rey has, uh, all those tattoos and whatnot! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/17.jpg Matt: I like your hair! GIMME!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/18.jpg Carlito: Come on, you fat peeg! You've already have two bushels full of my apples! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/19.jpg Big Show, just afer being told that Randy Orton had a go at the apple barrels before the show. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/20.jpg Kurt: Okay, you take care of the body, I'll go off and search for the head... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/22.jpg Referee: The hair! It is irresistable! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/23.jpg Eddie attempts to do a Triple H-style promo, starting with the chair... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/24.jpg Chavo: I ASKED you what TIME IS IT!!! Charlie: No! NEVER!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/25.jpg Nitro: What? WHO said I was "the homo"?? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/26.jpg Cena: It's okay, Johnny, come rest against Papa's bosom... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/27.jpg Announcer: Okay! Everybody trapped in Midcard Hell, please join John Cena outside the ring! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/28.jpg Carlito botches The Mist. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/29.jpg Matt: Ssshh! Don't say a word, Funaki. It's just you and me out here in the eternal void of uselessness... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/30.jpg Unknown to the rest of the people in the ring, Scotty 2 Hotty delivers the Nipple Twist of Death to John Cena. |
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Worst. Ventriloquist. Ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/22.jpg Worst. Attack by Cthulhu. Ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/23.jpg Worst. Descent into Hell. Ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/25.jpg Worst. Public erection. Ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/30.jpg Worst. Man's hand and another man's head phased inside a third man's body. Ever. |
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I TO CAN ACT http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/02.jpg The writers have gone to far with heidenrape http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/03.jpg SUPER HIGH FIVE http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/04.jpg CRAZY HORIZONTAL WALK http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/05.jpg HEIDENRAPE http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/06.jpg hardcore was as surprised as everyone else when chavo got stuck on top of the glass ceiling http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/07.jpg Chavo guerrero stars in "the nutcracker"............. sorry couldn't help myself http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/09.jpg eddie finally found a way to know where stevie was http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/10.jpg Eddie was not ammused when he discovered rey had been replaced in his fued with a inatimate pole wearing his mask http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/13.jpg Nobody wears orange shirts in this neighbourhood http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/14.jpg man my armpit does stink http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/15.jpg REY, YOU'VE GOT HAIR |
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"WHO WANTS TO SMELL MY HANDS?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/02.jpg In an attempt to cash in on the controversy of the Jackson trial, WWE has Heidenreich propose to a ten year old boy. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/03.jpg Mercury passes his arm under his lovely assistant to show that no wires were supporting him. The crowd went "oooh" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/04.jpg Chavo insisted on a closer inspection of the Lovely Assistant, but just before he doscovered the thick blue supporting rope, London's lamb vindaloo from last night repeated on him. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/05.jpg Heidenreich broght out his new weapon, the Attack Preteen. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/06.jpg Holly's attempt to repeat Mercury's magic trick failed after Chavo let go of the hidden support beam. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/07.jpg Chavo misunderstands the mechanics of the Hokey Pokey and puts his right foot in with disasterous consequences http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/08.jpg COLE: London may not have won the match, but by golly those are a lovely set of pearly whites! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/09.jpg "What's that, floating mask? You want me to KILL everyone?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/10.jpg "Just kidding, folks. It's a miracle." (rep to the first person to get the reference) http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/11.jpg Sometimes, you look at a super violent man like Matt Morgan and you know that deep inside all he really needs is a hug. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/12.jpg "In my bonus chapter for the paperback edition I discuss the best ways to use the threat of sodomy as a hazing exercise!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/13.jpg The angry expression, the increase in muscle mass, the sudden eruption of orange skin... good god, Cena was Hulking Up! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/14.jpg "It's 9:00, esse, do you know where my deodorant is?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/15.jpg "I think I left it with my Listerine." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/16.jpg WWE's contraversial "racial profiling on the ass of your tights" program broke down after they had to make a pair for Nunzio that said "Italian. Wait, Italian American. Wait, his cousin's a redneck, how does that work?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/17.jpg Morgan modelled the stylish new Funaki Kneepads http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/18.jpg Intrepid reporter Carlito was going to interview the boil on Big Show's neck even if it cost him his life. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/19.jpg *dreadful Scotish accent* Ah think that fifth baby disagreed with me! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/20.jpg No matter what else happened, Booker T wouldn't say that Hawk The Slayer was rubbish again (rep for reference) http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/21.jpg Although he was not a qualified doctor, Carlito felt sure that he would be able to help Show with the terrible growths on his back. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/22.jpg No matter what else happened, Kurt Angle wouldn't say that Babylon 5 was a big pile of shit again. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/23.jpg "Ladies, please. I know I'm irresistible, but don't throw your underwear at me. All right, silk and lace only." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/24.jpg CHARLIE: AEROPLAAAAAAAANE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/25.jpg ANNOUNCER: Approaching the ring at a combined weight of 435 pounds, EDGE AND CHR- Wait, wrong decade. MNM! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/26.jpg Cena didn't care what anyone thought. He was going to breastfeed JBL whether he liked it or not! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/27.jpg "Yeah, I breastfed the former WWE champ, AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/28.jpg "You call this Sauce Bernaise? You're the worst wrestler-turned-cordon-bleu-chef EVER!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/29.jpg "Give me some sugar, baby!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/30.jpg With a trememdous roar of pain, John Cena turned into a centaur. |
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Val Venis Returns To The Porn Industry With His Lastest Film Exxxtreme Fantasies With Sweet Brown Sugar Starring Sharmell |
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Rey: I'd sell my soul for a new mask! Eddie (appering out of nowhere):That can be arranged. Rey: Nah! Changed my mind! Cole (dressed as marge): Rey,stop pestering satan! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/25.jpg The benifits of waxing A-Train http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/21.jpg Big Show: ARGH! Vitaman A! Get it off! Get it off! -------------------------------------------------------------------- *more later,if your unlucky enough* |
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the floating mask is a reference to the simpsons when Ned tries to open the amusement park
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"AHHH! I forgot to tape this week's 'O.C' !!! " http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/02.jpg Kid: Hey! You're not the guy from Rocky 4 ! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/06.jpg Holly: STOP JUMPING ON THE BED, DAMN IT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/07.jpg london: OOOOoohh, sweet fabric... Chavo: Don't stop. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/09.jpg Eddie (reading mask): Who the hell is this Ultimo guy ?? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/12.jpg JBL: Can someone put a spinner on this ? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/18.jpg RANDOM PAC-MAN APPLE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/19.jpg Show: Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have eaten all that coffee, tea, watermelon, and motor oil... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/20.jpg Angle: Oh yeah. That's hot. Now touch her real soft... Booker: Are you still here?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/21.jpg Big Show, killed by still life. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/25.jpg MNM: This isn't TNA ??? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/27.jpg Cena: Hi, I'm John and I like to request the new Britney Spears because she's so hot! WHOOO!!! TRL, BABY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/29.jpg So that's what happen to the Duckie kid from Full House. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/30.jpg IT'S RAININ' MEN! HALLEUYAH, IT'S RAININ' MEN, HEY HEY! **end** |
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Don't worry. Sharmell just had to watch the Triple H promo that never ended. It just went on and on, my friend. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/02.jpg Heidenrich felt it was going to be a bit too early to introduce his new Michael Jackson gimmick, but then he thought, "What the hell?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/04.jpg You DON'T want to know why Chavo was blinded when Paul London did this. It wasn't pretty. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/07.jpg When Chavo saw how many times he had been Cruiserweight Champion, 120 times, he started to celebrate....only he partied a bit too hard and caught Paul London right in the Sandra Bullocks. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/08.jpg "WHAT!! Vince really DOESN'T give a shit about us Crusierweights? THAT CAN'T BE!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/11.jpg Since Chris Masters wasn't on RAW, they decided to disguise him as Matt Morgan and let him do SmackDown that week. Too bad everyone caught on too quickly and STILL used this time as a piss break. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/12.jpg "Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the reissue of my book is out. And it's got everything in it...only thing that they forgot was the swatika....oh shit, did I just say that outloud?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/14.jpg "SAY HELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/16.jpg Michael Cole was pissed when the jobber all of a sudden said that JR was a better commentator than he was. Cole later kicked the jobber's ass...AND JR's...and Triple H's. (OFFNOTE: Anyone that can get that Triple H reference gets a rep). http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/19.jpg Big Show swallowed...and paid for it. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/20.jpg That's what you get for telling Vince McMahon you were sick of Chris Masters. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/21.jpg The WWE was trying a new "Batman" approach of putting the word "Smack" on the screen as Carlito "Smack"ed Show with his apples. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/25.jpg Hey, you would have a big buldge in YOUR pants if you got to stand next to Melina, would you? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/26.jpg "Bite me...no, really...BITE ME, NOW, DAMMIT!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/27.jpg So this is what John Cena got for being TOO much of a Bad, Bad Man? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/30.jpg Scotty got scared that John Cena was giving birth to Paul London, and decided to debut his brand new finishing manuver, the titti-twister. |
Would the reference be when Christian said "Maybe he can go beat Michael Cole" ?
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"Hawk the slayer was rubbish" is a reference to Spaced.
I got some f*cking jaffa cakes in my coat pocket! |
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Sharmell: WHY WON'T THEY GIVE ME AN EMMY?! WHY IS MY ACTING EVEN WORSE THAN STAPHANIE'S?Q WHYYYYYY?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/12.jpg JBL: And the coolest part is the nude layout. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/19.jpg Big Show couldn't believe it. Did he really suck that bad? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/07.jpg DON'T call me tiny! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/14.jpg Matt Hardy's return was less than stellar. |
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