JR to be "drafted," newest lineup of Evolution, trades affecting SD!
 

Discarded memos from the WWE have revealed that the writers' current plans include drafting JR to Smackdown. The plans are to have him join JBL's stable as another "self made man," hyping his Barbeque sauce, and the world's first grease farm.

To offset this, there are plans of drafting another member of the Smackdown roster to Raw, though he too is not specifically considered a wrestler. Plans have been set for the Smackdown! Fist to become the third member of Evolution. The bookers have never seen him in the ring, but are confident his mic skills will more than make up for the loss of Jim Ross.

Further inquiry has indicated that JR requested this shift because of the work environment his commentary partner Jerry "The King" Lawler has been creating of late. No further information is available, but speculation is abound after Monday night, where you could hear JR tell King that "No means no."

Paul Heyman voiced his objection to the trade of personell, but was laughed at by the creative team, who then proceeded to fling poo at him.

Source: Linda McMahon's Poolboy.

lolzzzzZZZzz

:lol:

:rofl:

LOL!

Now watch...someone will be offended.

God, Pablo needs to stop leaking things to the net

I :love: Kane Knight.

KK is my friend :D

KK is the greatest.. :love:

Hmm...nice.

Don't give the WWE Creative any more wonky ideas, though. By this time two weeks from now, we might actually witness it, knowing them. :shifty:

I'm trying to decide which is worse...An inanimate object holding down talent as part of Evolution, or JR's mic skills.

Oh, nothing is more annoying than JR anymore. Triple H I can live with to a point...but whenever I finish watching a RAW, I keep wondering why he's still being able to make everyone around him assume the position.

<font color=goldenrod>LOL</font> :lol:

True.

Did I just see what I think I saw?

:lol: KK > god

I'm offended. The Smackdown Fist is the backbone of Smackdown. It is worth at least the entire Spainish announce team, and 3 jobbers to be named later.