JR to be "drafted," newest lineup of Evolution, trades affecting SD!

**Kane Knight** · 05-16-2005, 03:11 PM

Discarded memos from the WWE have revealed that the writers' current plans include drafting JR to Smackdown. The plans are to have him join JBL's stable as another "self made man," hyping his Barbeque sauce, and the world's first grease farm.

To offset this, there are plans of drafting another member of the Smackdown roster to Raw, though he too is not specifically considered a wrestler. Plans have been set for the Smackdown! Fist to become the third member of Evolution. The bookers have never seen him in the ring, but are confident his mic skills will more than make up for the loss of Jim Ross.

Further inquiry has indicated that JR requested this shift because of the work environment his commentary partner Jerry "The King" Lawler has been creating of late. No further information is available, but speculation is abound after Monday night, where you could hear JR tell King that "No means no."

Paul Heyman voiced his objection to the trade of personell, but was laughed at by the creative team, who then proceeded to fling poo at him.

Source: Linda McMahon's Poolboy.

05-16-2005, 03:11 PM	#1
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	JR to be "drafted," newest lineup of Evolution, trades affecting SD! Discarded memos from the WWE have revealed that the writers' current plans include drafting JR to Smackdown. The plans are to have him join JBL's stable as another "self made man," hyping his Barbeque sauce, and the world's first grease farm. To offset this, there are plans of drafting another member of the Smackdown roster to Raw, though he too is not specifically considered a wrestler. Plans have been set for the Smackdown! Fist to become the third member of Evolution. The bookers have never seen him in the ring, but are confident his mic skills will more than make up for the loss of Jim Ross. Further inquiry has indicated that JR requested this shift because of the work environment his commentary partner Jerry "The King" Lawler has been creating of late. No further information is available, but speculation is abound after Monday night, where you could hear JR tell King that "No means no." Paul Heyman voiced his objection to the trade of personell, but was laughed at by the creative team, who then proceeded to fling poo at him. Source: Linda McMahon's Poolboy. �There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old�s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.� --John Rogers