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HHH: I leave for 1 day and you have a title match without me!? |
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Maria: I just noticed you're black! Tee hee! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg GET IN MAH BELLY!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Tajiri uses the power of the MAGIC STICK and makes Bentoit bust a move. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg OVERSIZED POCKY ATTACK!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Eric: Hmmmmm.... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... RAAAAAAAAHH!! *grabs the flaming reef and throws it into the crowd* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg Kane: Why did Frank Gorshen have to die?! WHY?! |
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Vis: Gimmie some sugar baby. Lillian: Pretty good, but a bit faster. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Benoit: *Sigh* I can't believe I've been made to crab walk in the middle of a match... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Benoit: GIVE ME BACK MY TOOTHPICK! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I HAVE TO ORDER THEM THROUGH PRESCRIPTION, AND THEY AREN'T CHEAP! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Vader: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg Bischoff (Thinking): Did I leave my stove on? Vince (Thinking): Since when is he bald? I thought he had that hat surgically placed on his head. Heyman: And furthermore, I believe that Rob Van Dam deserves a push when he returns! And thus, another meeting with Paul Heyman wraps up. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Bischoff: Metal doesn't... BURN!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg All this and more, today on 'Lifestyles of Cheating Sluts'... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg Dentist: Tisk tisk tisk... And you call yourself a dentist!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/15.jpg Triple H: Who's activated the invisible crucifix!? Matt Hardy: Mwahahahaha! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg X Pac's sucking power strikes again... Why am I still running with this joke? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/17.jpg Christian: Aww, what a cute wittle 'Tista. Cootchy cootchy coo! Tomko: Got yer nose! Edge: I'm just gonna go sit in the hot tube for a while guys, you take care of baby 'Tista. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/18.jpg Batista: *Sniff* It's my belt. :( http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/25.jpg These are candid photos of the aftermath of WrestleMania in Triple H's hotel room. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/23.jpg My God, Triple H literally looks like a dog there. Or maybe a pig... A giraffe? |
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/01.jpg Viscera: Hello, sweet thang. Maria: You wanna have an internal modem with me? Viscera: As long as you never speak again. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg Lilian misunderstood Viscera's way of issuing a singing contest challenge. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg The WWE's "Gone With The Viscera" film didn't too well, and even drove away fans. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Benoit: OH SHIT...THAT REALLY IS A WALL OF FIRE!!! Tajiri: Told you... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Benoit & Tajiri got too into their "Vegetarian Protein Shake Sadomasochist Match" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Chris Benoit hated to do it, but he had to let Tajiri know what would happen if he asked Vince for a push. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg However, Tajiri didn't believe Chris until it was too late. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg Paul Heyman: Eric, Vince & I came out here because we love you. We think you have a problem. I can't lie anymore. You are addicted to R. Kelly... Eric: *singing in head* I believe I can fly. Fly through that open door... Vince: *thinking* Paul has a cool looking mohawk growing on top. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Eric: Shit... I knew Shane Douglas burned bridges, but geez. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Edge: WOW! I feel wonderful... Lita: You have pretty eyes... Edge: You have pretty...good cocksucking skills. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Lita botched cuddling. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Lita: OMG! EDGE IS PUNK! http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif Edge: No, I am just a tool. Lita: OMG! YOU LIKE TOOL!!! http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Lita & Edge: Overdoing the heel make-out session since February 2005! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg Kane: THAT BITCH GAVE ME HERPES...(Darth Style)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/15.jpg Edge - "Doing Generic Heel Poses Since 2002" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Edge: WHO WANTS TO PLAY POWER RANGERS NOW BITCH! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/17.jpg Edge: Lita, you know when you have an orgy...you're supposed to be in it. Lita: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/meh.gif http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/18.jpg Batista didn't know what to do. He liked being World Champion, but he sure missed Ric Flair's salad tossing. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg Batista and Ric Flair - "Giving The World Old Sweaty Manlove since 2003!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/20.jpg Batista quickly lets the world know that the ref is no Ric Flair. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/21.jpg Edge quickly found out that Batista is not as gentle as Lita. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg Ric Flair always knew how to turn Batista on. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/23.jpg Triple H soon found out that Evolution gangbangs weren't the same without Randy Orton. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/24.jpg Triple H: You know, I am tired of this damn thing. I really like Cena's spinning belt though... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/25.jpg Triple H: WE DON'T HAVE RANDY ANYMORE SO I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO DO ALL THE NIPPLE LICKING! JamesSteele- Doing Homosexual Overtone Captions Since 2004! |
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http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/01.jpg "You gonna finish that microphone?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg Lillian was parylised by fear as Vis stuck a straw in her throat... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Who knew Oompa-Loompas could dance? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Benoit should have at least WATCHED Episode 3 before helping Tajiri re-enact a scene... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg "Duck the barrel, jump the pit--What? Donkey Kong's throwing Japanese?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Benoit was Hell-Bent to prove JR wrong, that this kendo stick WAS made of chocolate. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg The result of Lita's botched "warmup" kiss. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg At that moment, Eric prayed for a bolt of lightning. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Even ECW's logo was Hardcore--Leaping through a flaming hoop of flowers to Acid Drop Bischoff. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Lita: Come on, Honey. Edge: I think you just wrecked my quad. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Hey Eric, what do you think of this angle? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg At that moment, Eric prayed for a bolt of lightning. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Even Lita's severed head was bad news, Causing Edge to swallow his filling. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg "Ow! I think you put out my eye!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg "They're giving me RICO'S gimmick?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/15.jpg WWE Cinema presents: The passion of Adam Copeland. What did the critics say? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg They cast ME as Mary Magdalene? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Batista: Could you come down now? Edge: I seem to be stuck. Batista: This is awkward. Edge: Tell me about it. I REALLY gotta pee. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/17.jpg Tomko: Gotcher nose! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/18.jpg Batista's gaze turned to the defeated Flair, and he demanded that Ric stop screaming "Get off my lawn!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg You may now kiss the bride... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg "I have to marry MOPPY?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/20.jpg Batista was bad at geography. Here the ref deducts points for an incorrect answer to which way is up? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/21.jpg Dave: How'd I get above the glass ceiling? Hunter: SECURITY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg Batista screamed in pain, but he laughed inside. Silent But Deadly, Ric. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/23.jpg "I do NOT look British!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/24.jpg Gong Show 2005 http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/25.jpg "...And once your title reign is over, you'll be doing Heat with Steven Richards!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" |
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Maria: So... what's the deal with airline food? Vis: Are you gonna dance or what? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Vis: I've had the time of my life and I've never felt this way before. Lillian: "Dirty Dancing" ? Vis: OK! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Tajiri: BRING ME MY DAMN FIRE WOOD! Benoit: Yessss, master. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Benoit: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REST OF THE GAMMA RAYS!?!?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg What Heyman doesn't know is that his regular Drumstick ice cream has been replaced with a mic. And thus hilarity ensues. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Bischoff won the staring contest, due to the flower ring's confusion as to why it was in a staring contest and the spontaneously combusts itself. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Lita: I love you, Jeff. Edge: I am with you again why? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Edge: I don't talent! I've got cops, a suitcase, a hip jacket, and Lita! HAH, I RULE AL-- AAAh!! My fingers broke! I regret everything!! Lita: My hair is REALLY hard... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg MATT FACT: Matt has vomited all 48 times he's looked at this picture. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg Kane: I see dead peop-- THERE'S ONE BEHIND ME???!!! AH, SHIT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/18.jpg Batista: I STILL want a spinny belt. :'( Flair: STOP USING INSIDER TERMS!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg Batista: I LOVE YOU, ADRIAN ! Flair: ...Batista... please.... you're ... stepping on my crotch. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/20.jpg Batista finds out about Padme: Batista: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg Flair: GOT YOUR NOSE! Batista: HuuuuHHhH ???? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/24.jpg HHH: Hmmm... maybe I can make this hammer into a spinner... nah, I'll just make a spinner out of Flair. Flair: STOP USING INS-- what? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/25.jpg HHH: For the last time... WHO DID THE DISH RUN AWAY WITH ?!?!?! Batista: The... Your mother! HHH: ARG!!! I OUGHTAMAKEYOUINTOASPINNERTHEGAME!!!! **flops** Flair: WOO ??? e.n.d |
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Lilian was enjoying getting leid by Viscera, until he pulled out mustard out of his pocket..... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Megadeth fans were pissed when Benoit and Tajiri came out pretending to be Dave Mustaine and Shawn Drover http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/25.jpg Triple H didn't really make Batista's head crack open; it was Triple H's boring rant about how he Pedigree'd Abraham Lincoln and stole his beard that really made Batista's head burst. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg Angel HHH: Quick, God's not looking, do it! Do it now! Angel Ric low blows Angel Batista. Angel Ric: WOOOOO! God: SINNER! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg Kane got pissed when Isaac Yankem told him that he needed braces. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Mrs. Scarlet watched in horror as she saw Mr. Green murder Mr. Body in Living Room with the Pool Cue. |
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Vis: I'm..too sexy for my tie..too sexy for my tie.. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Vis: THORG HUNGRY! THORG WANT EAT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Tajiri: Okinawa, come on an' raise up. take a kendo stick, twist it round ya hand, spin it like a helicopter http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg SSTTTTTTRIKE 3, YOU'RE OUT http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Benoit: YOU...WON'T..LIKE..ME..WHEN..I'M.........ANGRY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Der..which way did he go george? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg -sings along with green day- I walk a lonely road.. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/15.jpg BAH GAWD HE JUST SHAT ON HER! BAHGAWD BBQ SAUCE STUNNER RKELLEY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/20.jpg Batista thinks of the downfall of great ratings when Triple H returns http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/24.jpg Damnit belty, how many times must I tell you DO NOT RUN OFF WITH STRANGERS? |
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Tajiri:And with this stick i have the power to make benoit dance like monkey Benoit:OOH OOH OOH AAH AAH AAH I WANT BANANA http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg Where will you be when your diarreha(sp) comes back |
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Viscera: Don't say a word, baby. No, seriously, you're an airhead, everytime you talk I lose a few pounds in brain matter. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg Lilian: Um...I don't want to play tug-of-war anymore... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Where will YOU be when your diarrhea hits? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Tajiri: Do your impression of Igor! NOW!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Benoit: Gimme a hug! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg And then, at the worst possible moment, Benoit sneezes. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Tajiri: Ooh! Benoit make poot! Gaaaww!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg Heyman: I have the least hair. Hands down! I'm that EXTREME!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Bischoff just can't help but wonder...did he leave the oven on? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Edge: I don't even have to POINT to tell you you're THE homo... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Guard 1: Deh, they make such a booty-ful couple! Guard 2: Shaddap Hank, yer gonna git us in trouble! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Lita: Don't burp on camera, dear, it's impolite... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg ("Why does she taste like ashes-- AH! GROSS! DAMN YOU KANE!") http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg Kane: NOBODY WANTS TA PLAY WIT ME!!! - or - Kane goes EMO!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/15.jpg Edge: Look guys! I've moved on past the Angry Face! Now it's the Goofy Just-Got-Laid Face!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Christian: Whoa. That's high. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/17.jpg Tomko is CRUEL with his "I'm gonna hit ya, nah, not really gonna hit ya" routine... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/18.jpg Batista: Ric, I-- I don't know to say this... Flair: Just say what's on your mind, champ! Whoooh! Batista: Do you--- *sigh*... Do you ...know...how to spell...my name? I think it may be spelt wrong on my belt again... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/19.jpg Batista: I KNEW there were two A's! Thanks, pal! Ric: Spleen! Ouch! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/20.jpg Dirty Dancin' Dave Gets Down! Volume 2. In stores now. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/21.jpg Batista: And THIS is for breaking the Titantron!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg Ric Flair shows Batista what he REALLY thinks about his botched impression of Flair. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/23.jpg Triple H: Masterlock, schmasterlock! Masters ain't got NUTTIN' on ME! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/24.jpg Triple H: Ooh, sledgehammer make pretty noise on belt! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/25.jpg Triple H: We're gonna have to make up for missed HHH-promo-time! GOT A SEAT?!?! |
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Maria: "Oh wow. Do the curtains match the drapes?" Viscera: "Um ... what the hell?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg You can tell that Lillian was truly impressed when she discovered that Big Vis' schlong could hold a microphone. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Lillian was a sucker for romantic love songs, but even she drew the line when Vis burped out the theme from "Ice Castles". http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Worst limbo contest ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg WWE's rendition of "Annakin Skywalker vs. Gollum" scored well with the 18-to-35 virgin male geek demographic. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Benoit couldn't complain when Orange County Choppers transformed Tajiri into the bitchingest motorcycle ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Today's headlines: Wrestler discovered dead after 24 hour Spice Channel marathon http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg Heyman: "... and you will will be under my command until I snap my fingers. You are now ... The Rock!" Vince: "Wow. Son of a bitch!" More later. |
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Eric knew he was in deep trouble --- yet he couldn't help but wonder if the Klu Klux Klan was running out of crosses. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Well aware of Lita's reputation as a "loose" woman, Edge makes sure she never cheats on him by chaining himself to her at the wrist. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Edge: "Yeah, that's right, I banged Christy Hemme." Lita: "Errrr... I'm Lita." Edge: "..... Oh God." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Edge: Master of the Surrepitous Cop-A-Feel http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Edge: "Mmmmm... Gkkkkkkkkk" Lita: "Ooooh, sorry. I thought I swallowed that Jolly Rancher." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg He lost his title shot, lost his wife, and worst of all, lost the 2005 Maui Big Kahuna Surf Championship. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/15.jpg Edge proves that there can only be one true Lord of the Dance. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/22.jpg Batista: "Gaaahh! Why did you do that, Ric?" Flair: "I swear it wasn't me! Halley's Comet made me do it!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/24.jpg In times long past, the One Belt was fashioned into existence by the Dwarves of Dwarrowhaven. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/25.jpg HHH: "And IIIIIIIII... will always ... love YOOUUUUUUUUUU... Oooh ooohhh ooohhhhhhhh...." |
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<b>Maria:</b> Say it again, Vis, say it again! <b>Big Vis:</b> Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/02.jpg> She was to enthralled with his tie to realize his penis was holding the microphone. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/03.jpg> <b>Big Vis:</b> Whassamatta, baby? Do I have something in my teeth? <b>Lillian:</b> Yeah, it looks like Sean O’Haire. <b>Sean O’Haire:</b> She’s not telling you anything you don’t already know. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/04.jpg> Beniot didn’t realize that it wasn’t Triple H when he heard “You rike this! You rike this!” <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/05.jpg> Somehow the artistic value was lost in WWE’s independent film “The Human Marionette” when the director allowed Eugene to do design the set. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/06.jpg> Paul Haymen’s new EXTREME headlock! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/07.jpg> This man just found out that Triple H is going to be booking ECW’s One Night Stand. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/08.jpg> <b>Eric:</b> Well at least my company didn’t go under first! <b>Paul:</b> Well my company didn’t have Judy Bagwell on a pole! <b>Eric:</b> ……….. <b>Paul:</b> And my company didn’t give the title to that one dumbass actor from Ready to Rumble! <b>Eric:</b> ….. <b>Paul:</b> And my company-- <b>Vince:</b> We get your point, Paul. No reason to rub it in. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/09.jpg> Paul thought it would be a simple task to destroy the Raw superstars at One Night Stand, until Eric revealed his heat vision. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/10.jpg> <b>Edge:</b> So lemme get this right… you make a nazi salute, get a title shot… testify against Vince, get into the hall of fame… say you’re going to kill the internet fans and admit you’re a homophobe, leave the WWE with an awesome push behind you… screw another man’s girlfriend, get a main event push… I can’t explain it, but I love it! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/11.jpg> <b>Fans:</b> You Screwed Matt! You Screwed Matt! <b>Lita:</b> I sure did…. And Edge…. And Triple H… And Cool King!, and Big Vis, and Kane, and Savior, but damn, Always450 is the greatest! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/12.jpg> Edge and Lita were about to make sweet love in the ring until <b>ALLAEAEAHEHALLYYYEAEAEAYEAH!!!!</b> <b>Marks:</b> Damn it Hassan! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/13.jpg> And somewhere in North Carolina…. <b>Matt:</b> Jeff, puff it and pass it, I need it more than you. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/14.jpg> He was just asked how he would feel if he were drafted to SmackDown. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/15.jpg> Much to his dismay, no one else wanted to do the YMCA. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/16.jpg> <b>Xtian:</b> How in the hell did either of them get a main event push? <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/17.jpg> This would be the last time that Batista would ever say “Family Guy Sucks” <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/18.jpg> <b>Naich:</b> Dave, what’s wrong? <b>Batista:</b> It’s the title… <b>Naich:</b> Don’t second guess yourself! You’re Batista, you’re the future on this company! You deserve that title! <b>Batista:</b> It’s not that… It STILL smells like Triple H. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/19.jpg> Time after time, HGA doesn’t get the same reaction as HLA. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/20.jpg> It’s pretty sad when even Lita knows he’s not doing the RVD thingie the right way. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/21.jpg> Batista decides that he’ll end the match with Lita’s version of the piledriver. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/22.jpg> As the shooting star passed by Batista’s wish came true- to be felt up by an old man. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/23.jpg> With the asscannon loaded, Triple H gets ready for a little revenge on everyone who helped Raw’s ratings while he was gone. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/24.jpg> Maybe if I just engrave my name on it… then I CAN’T lose it… <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/052305/images/25.jpg> <b>Triple H:</b> For every time you no sell a move, I shall kill you! <b>Batista:</b> You’re one to talk! |
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I am Chris S Benoit Esquire and I am Tajiri Theodore Logan. Together, we are WYLD STALLIONS! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/24.jpg abba zabbas, you my only friends http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/25.jpg Not fearing a fallout similiar to WCW's David Arquette as champion mistake, the WWE hires Dustin Hoffman and Lemme to fued with Batista |
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