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Old 05-24-2005, 03:06 PM   #1
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Old 05-24-2005, 03:10 PM   #2
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Bischoff:Is O'Haire still up there?

Heyman:C'mon Bischoff,that jokes old.

McMahon:Who the hell is O'Haire?
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Old 05-24-2005, 03:15 PM   #3
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Old 05-24-2005, 03:26 PM   #4
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HHH: I leave for 1 day and you have a title match without me!?
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Old 05-24-2005, 03:29 PM   #5
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Maria: I just noticed you're black! Tee hee!


GET IN MAH BELLY!!


Tajiri uses the power of the MAGIC STICK and makes Bentoit bust a move.


OVERSIZED POCKY ATTACK!!


Eric: Hmmmmm....

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RAAAAAAAAHH!! *grabs the flaming reef and throws it into the crowd*


Kane: Why did Frank Gorshen have to die?! WHY?!
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Old 05-24-2005, 03:53 PM   #6
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Vis: Gimmie some sugar baby.
Lillian: Pretty good, but a bit faster.


Benoit: *Sigh* I can't believe I've been made to crab walk in the middle of a match...


Benoit: GIVE ME BACK MY TOOTHPICK! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I HAVE TO ORDER THEM THROUGH PRESCRIPTION, AND THEY AREN'T CHEAP!


Vader: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Bischoff (Thinking): Did I leave my stove on?
Vince (Thinking): Since when is he bald? I thought he had that hat surgically placed on his head.
Heyman: And furthermore, I believe that Rob Van Dam deserves a push when he returns!
And thus, another meeting with Paul Heyman wraps up.


Bischoff: Metal doesn't... BURN!?





All this and more, today on 'Lifestyles of Cheating Sluts'...


Dentist: Tisk tisk tisk... And you call yourself a dentist!?


Triple H: Who's activated the invisible crucifix!?
Matt Hardy: Mwahahahaha!


X Pac's sucking power strikes again... Why am I still running with this joke?


Christian: Aww, what a cute wittle 'Tista. Cootchy cootchy coo!
Tomko: Got yer nose!
Edge: I'm just gonna go sit in the hot tube for a while guys, you take care of baby 'Tista.


Batista: *Sniff* It's my belt.




These are candid photos of the aftermath of WrestleMania in Triple H's hotel room.


My God, Triple H literally looks like a dog there. Or maybe a pig... A giraffe?
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Old 05-24-2005, 03:57 PM   #7
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Viscera: Hello, sweet thang.
Maria: You wanna have an internal modem with me?
Viscera: As long as you never speak again.




Lilian misunderstood Viscera's way of issuing a singing contest challenge.



The WWE's "Gone With The Viscera" film didn't too well, and even drove away fans.




Benoit: OH SHIT...THAT REALLY IS A WALL OF FIRE!!!
Tajiri: Told you...



Benoit & Tajiri got too into their "Vegetarian Protein Shake Sadomasochist Match"



Chris Benoit hated to do it, but he had to let Tajiri know what would happen if he asked Vince for a push.



However, Tajiri didn't believe Chris until it was too late.




Paul Heyman: Eric, Vince & I came out here because we love you. We think you have a problem. I can't lie anymore. You are addicted to R. Kelly...
Eric: *singing in head* I believe I can fly. Fly through that open door...
Vince: *thinking* Paul has a cool looking mohawk growing on top.



Eric: Shit... I knew Shane Douglas burned bridges, but geez.



Edge: WOW! I feel wonderful...
Lita: You have pretty eyes...
Edge: You have pretty...good cocksucking skills.



Lita botched cuddling.




Lita: OMG! EDGE IS PUNK!
Edge: No, I am just a tool.
Lita: OMG! YOU LIKE TOOL!!!



Lita & Edge: Overdoing the heel make-out session since February 2005!



Kane: THAT BITCH GAVE ME HERPES...(Darth Style)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



Edge - "Doing Generic Heel Poses Since 2002"



Edge: WHO WANTS TO PLAY POWER RANGERS NOW BITCH!



Edge: Lita, you know when you have an orgy...you're supposed to be in it.
Lita:




Batista didn't know what to do. He liked being World Champion, but he sure missed Ric Flair's salad tossing.



Batista and Ric Flair - "Giving The World Old Sweaty Manlove since 2003!"



Batista quickly lets the world know that the ref is no Ric Flair.



Edge quickly found out that Batista is not as gentle as Lita.



Ric Flair always knew how to turn Batista on.



Triple H soon found out that Evolution gangbangs weren't the same without Randy Orton.



Triple H: You know, I am tired of this damn thing. I really like Cena's spinning belt though...



Triple H: WE DON'T HAVE RANDY ANYMORE SO I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO DO ALL THE NIPPLE LICKING!




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Old 05-24-2005, 04:01 PM   #8
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Christian: Aww, what a cute wittle 'Tista. Cootchy cootchy coo!
Tomko: Got yer nose!
Edge: I'm just gonna go sit in the hot tube for a while guys, you take care of baby 'Tista.
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Old 05-24-2005, 04:16 PM   #10
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"You gonna finish that microphone?"



Lillian was parylised by fear as Vis stuck a straw in her throat...



Who knew Oompa-Loompas could dance?



Benoit should have at least WATCHED Episode 3 before helping Tajiri re-enact a scene...



"Duck the barrel, jump the pit--What? Donkey Kong's throwing Japanese?"



Benoit was Hell-Bent to prove JR wrong, that this kendo stick WAS made of chocolate.



The result of Lita's botched "warmup" kiss.



At that moment, Eric prayed for a bolt of lightning.



Even ECW's logo was Hardcore--Leaping through a flaming hoop of flowers to Acid Drop Bischoff.



Lita: Come on, Honey.
Edge: I think you just wrecked my quad.



Hey Eric, what do you think of this angle?



At that moment, Eric prayed for a bolt of lightning.



Even Lita's severed head was bad news, Causing Edge to swallow his filling.



"Ow! I think you put out my eye!"



"They're giving me RICO'S gimmick?"



WWE Cinema presents: The passion of Adam Copeland. What did the critics say?



They cast ME as Mary Magdalene?




Batista: Could you come down now?
Edge: I seem to be stuck.
Batista: This is awkward.
Edge: Tell me about it. I REALLY gotta pee.



Tomko: Gotcher nose!



Batista's gaze turned to the defeated Flair, and he demanded that Ric stop screaming "Get off my lawn!"



You may now kiss the bride...



"I have to marry MOPPY?"




Batista was bad at geography. Here the ref deducts points for an incorrect answer to which way is up?



Dave: How'd I get above the glass ceiling?
Hunter: SECURITY!



Batista screamed in pain, but he laughed inside. Silent But Deadly, Ric.



"I do NOT look British!"



Gong Show 2005


"...And once your title reign is over, you'll be doing Heat with Steven Richards!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Old 05-24-2005, 07:34 PM   #11
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Maria: So... what's the deal with airline food?
Vis: Are you gonna dance or what?


Vis: I've had the time of my life and I've never felt this way before.
Lillian: "Dirty Dancing" ?
Vis: OK!


Tajiri: BRING ME MY DAMN FIRE WOOD!
Benoit: Yessss, master.


Benoit: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REST OF THE GAMMA RAYS!?!?!


What Heyman doesn't know is that his regular Drumstick ice cream has been replaced with a mic. And thus hilarity ensues.


Bischoff won the staring contest, due to the flower ring's confusion as to why it was in a staring contest and the spontaneously combusts itself.


Lita: I love you, Jeff.
Edge: I am with you again why?


Edge: I don't talent! I've got cops, a suitcase, a hip jacket, and Lita! HAH, I RULE AL-- AAAh!! My fingers broke! I regret everything!!
Lita: My hair is REALLY hard...


MATT FACT: Matt has vomited all 48 times he's looked at this picture.


Kane: I see dead peop-- THERE'S ONE BEHIND ME???!!! AH, SHIT!


Batista: I STILL want a spinny belt.

Flair: STOP USING INSIDER TERMS!!!


Batista: I LOVE YOU, ADRIAN !
Flair: ...Batista... please.... you're ... stepping on my crotch.


Batista finds out about Padme:

Batista: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


Flair: GOT YOUR NOSE!
Batista: HuuuuHHhH ????


HHH: Hmmm... maybe I can make this hammer into a spinner... nah, I'll just make a spinner out of Flair.

Flair: STOP USING INS-- what?


HHH: For the last time... WHO DID THE DISH RUN AWAY WITH ?!?!?!
Batista: The... Your mother!
HHH: ARG!!! I OUGHTAMAKEYOUINTOASPINNERTHEGAME!!!! **flops**
Flair: WOO ???

e.n.d
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Old 05-24-2005, 08:22 PM   #12
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Lilian was enjoying getting leid by Viscera, until he pulled out mustard out of his pocket.....



Megadeth fans were pissed when Benoit and Tajiri came out pretending to be Dave Mustaine and Shawn Drover



Triple H didn't really make Batista's head crack open; it was Triple H's boring rant about how he Pedigree'd Abraham Lincoln and stole his beard that really made Batista's head burst.



Angel HHH: Quick, God's not looking, do it! Do it now!
Angel Ric low blows Angel Batista.
Angel Ric: WOOOOO!
God: SINNER!



Kane got pissed when Isaac Yankem told him that he needed braces.



Mrs. Scarlet watched in horror as she saw Mr. Green murder Mr. Body in Living Room with the Pool Cue.
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Old 05-24-2005, 08:26 PM   #13
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Vis: I'm..too sexy for my tie..too sexy for my tie..



Vis: THORG HUNGRY! THORG WANT EAT!



Tajiri: Okinawa, come on an' raise up. take a kendo stick, twist it round ya hand, spin it like a helicopter



SSTTTTTTRIKE 3, YOU'RE OUT



Benoit: YOU...WON'T..LIKE..ME..WHEN..I'M.........ANGRY!



Der..which way did he go george?



-sings along with green day- I walk a lonely road..



BAH GAWD HE JUST SHAT ON HER! BAHGAWD BBQ SAUCE STUNNER RKELLEY!



Batista thinks of the downfall of great ratings when Triple H returns


Damnit belty, how many times must I tell you DO NOT RUN OFF WITH STRANGERS?
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:06 PM   #14
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Benoit: Whens it gonna be my turn?




Ho Ho Ho........GREEN GIANT!





Meet the new face of Colgate......Kane!!!





Yes its true, Lita list of male conquests really is this long!
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Old 05-24-2005, 10:49 PM   #15
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Tajiri:And with this stick i have the power to make benoit dance like monkey
Benoit:OOH OOH OOH AAH AAH AAH I WANT BANANA


Where will you be when your diarreha(sp) comes back
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Old 05-24-2005, 10:51 PM   #16
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Viscera: Don't say a word, baby. No, seriously, you're an airhead, everytime you talk I lose a few pounds in brain matter.


Lilian: Um...I don't want to play tug-of-war anymore...


Where will YOU be when your diarrhea hits?


Tajiri: Do your impression of Igor! NOW!!!!


Benoit: Gimme a hug!


And then, at the worst possible moment, Benoit sneezes.


Tajiri: Ooh! Benoit make poot! Gaaaww!!


Heyman: I have the least hair. Hands down! I'm that EXTREME!!!


Bischoff just can't help but wonder...did he leave the oven on?


Edge: I don't even have to POINT to tell you you're THE homo...


Guard 1: Deh, they make such a booty-ful couple!
Guard 2: Shaddap Hank, yer gonna git us in trouble!


Lita: Don't burp on camera, dear, it's impolite...


("Why does she taste like ashes-- AH! GROSS! DAMN YOU KANE!")


Kane: NOBODY WANTS TA PLAY WIT ME!!!
- or -
Kane goes EMO!!!


Edge: Look guys! I've moved on past the Angry Face! Now it's the Goofy Just-Got-Laid Face!!


Christian: Whoa. That's high.


Tomko is CRUEL with his "I'm gonna hit ya, nah, not really gonna hit ya" routine...


Batista: Ric, I-- I don't know to say this...
Flair: Just say what's on your mind, champ! Whoooh!
Batista: Do you--- *sigh*... Do you ...know...how to spell...my name? I think it may be spelt wrong on my belt again...


Batista: I KNEW there were two A's! Thanks, pal!
Ric: Spleen! Ouch!


Dirty Dancin' Dave Gets Down! Volume 2. In stores now.


Batista: And THIS is for breaking the Titantron!!!


Ric Flair shows Batista what he REALLY thinks about his botched impression of Flair.


Triple H: Masterlock, schmasterlock! Masters ain't got NUTTIN' on ME!


Triple H: Ooh, sledgehammer make pretty noise on belt!


Triple H: We're gonna have to make up for missed HHH-promo-time! GOT A SEAT?!?!
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Maria: "Oh wow. Do the curtains match the drapes?"
Viscera: "Um ... what the hell?"


You can tell that Lillian was truly impressed when she discovered that Big Vis' schlong could hold a microphone.


Lillian was a sucker for romantic love songs, but even she drew the line when Vis burped out the theme from "Ice Castles".


Worst limbo contest ever.


WWE's rendition of "Annakin Skywalker vs. Gollum" scored well with the 18-to-35 virgin male geek demographic.


Benoit couldn't complain when Orange County Choppers transformed Tajiri into the bitchingest motorcycle ever.


Today's headlines: Wrestler discovered dead after 24 hour Spice Channel marathon


Heyman: "... and you will will be under my command until I snap my fingers. You are now ... The Rock!"
Vince: "Wow. Son of a bitch!"

More later.
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Eric knew he was in deep trouble --- yet he couldn't help but wonder if the Klu Klux Klan was running out of crosses.


Well aware of Lita's reputation as a "loose" woman, Edge makes sure she never cheats on him by chaining himself to her at the wrist.


Edge: "Yeah, that's right, I banged Christy Hemme."
Lita: "Errrr... I'm Lita."
Edge: "..... Oh God."


Edge: Master of the Surrepitous Cop-A-Feel


Edge: "Mmmmm... Gkkkkkkkkk"
Lita: "Ooooh, sorry. I thought I swallowed that Jolly Rancher."


He lost his title shot, lost his wife, and worst of all, lost the 2005 Maui Big Kahuna Surf Championship.


Edge proves that there can only be one true Lord of the Dance.


Batista: "Gaaahh! Why did you do that, Ric?"
Flair: "I swear it wasn't me! Halley's Comet made me do it!"


In times long past, the One Belt was fashioned into existence by the Dwarves of Dwarrowhaven.


HHH: "And IIIIIIIII... will always ... love YOOUUUUUUUUUU... Oooh ooohhh ooohhhhhhhh...."
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Old 05-25-2005, 03:04 PM   #19
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Maria: Say it again, Vis, say it again!
Big Vis: Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore!


She was to enthralled with his tie to realize his penis was holding the microphone.


Big Vis: Whassamatta, baby? Do I have something in my teeth?
Lillian: Yeah, it looks like Sean O’Haire.
Sean O’Haire: She’s not telling you anything you don’t already know.


Beniot didn’t realize that it wasn’t Triple H when he heard “You rike this! You rike this!”


Somehow the artistic value was lost in WWE’s independent film “The Human Marionette” when the director allowed Eugene to do design the set.


Paul Haymen’s new EXTREME headlock!


This man just found out that Triple H is going to be booking ECW’s One Night Stand.


Eric: Well at least my company didn’t go under first!
Paul: Well my company didn’t have Judy Bagwell on a pole!
Eric: ………..
Paul: And my company didn’t give the title to that one dumbass actor from Ready to Rumble!
Eric: …..
Paul: And my company--
Vince: We get your point, Paul. No reason to rub it in.


Paul thought it would be a simple task to destroy the Raw superstars at One Night Stand, until Eric revealed his heat vision.


Edge: So lemme get this right… you make a nazi salute, get a title shot… testify against Vince, get into the hall of fame… say you’re going to kill the internet fans and admit you’re a homophobe, leave the WWE with an awesome push behind you… screw another man’s girlfriend, get a main event push… I can’t explain it, but I love it!


Fans: You Screwed Matt! You Screwed Matt!
Lita: I sure did…. And Edge…. And Triple H… And Cool King!, and Big Vis, and Kane, and Savior, but damn, Always450 is the greatest!


Edge and Lita were about to make sweet love in the ring until
ALLAEAEAHEHALLYYYEAEAEAYEAH!!!!
Marks: Damn it Hassan!


And somewhere in North Carolina….
Matt: Jeff, puff it and pass it, I need it more than you.


He was just asked how he would feel if he were drafted to SmackDown.


Much to his dismay, no one else wanted to do the YMCA.


Xtian: How in the hell did either of them get a main event push?


This would be the last time that Batista would ever say “Family Guy Sucks”


Naich: Dave, what’s wrong?
Batista: It’s the title…
Naich: Don’t second guess yourself! You’re Batista, you’re the future on this company! You deserve that title!
Batista: It’s not that… It STILL smells like Triple H.


Time after time, HGA doesn’t get the same reaction as HLA.


It’s pretty sad when even Lita knows he’s not doing the RVD thingie the right way.


Batista decides that he’ll end the match with Lita’s version of the piledriver.


As the shooting star passed by Batista’s wish came true- to be felt up by an old man.


With the asscannon loaded, Triple H gets ready for a little revenge on everyone who helped Raw’s ratings while he was gone.


Maybe if I just engrave my name on it… then I CAN’T lose it…


Triple H: For every time you no sell a move, I shall kill you!
Batista: You’re one to talk!
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Eric: Well at least my company didn’t go under first!
Paul: Well my company didn’t have Judy Bagwell on a pole!
Eric: ………..
Paul: And my company didn’t give the title to that one dumbass actor from Ready to Rumble!
Eric: …..
Paul: And my company--
Vince: We get your point, Paul. No reason to rub it in.


Paul thought it would be a simple task to destroy the Raw superstars at One Night Stand, until Eric revealed his heat vision.


Edge: So lemme get this right… you make a nazi salute, get a title shot… testify against Vince, get into the hall of fame… say you’re going to kill the internet fans and admit you’re a homophobe, leave the WWE with an awesome push behind you… screw another man’s girlfriend, get a main event push… I can’t explain it, but I love it!
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