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Champion of Europa 07-05-2005 01:12 AM
Wanna pay dues? Wanna get stiffed? Wanna be yelled at constantly?
 
Then boy do I have a wrestling school for you.

http://www.bobhollyacademy.com/

Innovator 07-05-2005 01:14 AM
....mother of god.....

Kane Knight 07-05-2005 01:28 AM
Holy Shit.

*blinks*

What Would Kevin Do? 07-05-2005 01:38 AM
How long until he puts a student in the hospital? I say 2 weeks.

Mayo 07-05-2005 01:50 AM
Ahahahaha, 100000000X worse than boot camp!

The Fugitive 07-05-2005 01:54 AM
Opening Page, What We Offer, Requirements, Phone #'s, Info, About Us, Photos, My Wife.

Yes, because before you sign up to a wrestling school, you want to know what the instructor's sheila looks like. :wtf:

EDIT: Goddamnit, they removed that section.

RP 07-05-2005 02:40 AM
If this was on the front page ....


http://sid140.skyblog.com/pics/59250231.jpg


I'd think about it. :heart:

Blanka 07-05-2005 02:50 AM
LMAO!!!!

ohhh

"Dynamic" wrestling.

"Welcome to Bob Holly's wrestling school, where you'll learn the most important steps to being a professional wrestler. 1) Know how to act. 2) Know how to sell. 3) Know how to job 4) and my personal favorite, learn how to own UFC fighters".

Nark Order 07-05-2005 05:04 AM
Holy mother of christ...

Hired Hitman 07-05-2005 05:18 AM
That is a good joke.

"The advanced program is just that ................it is for some one who has gained experience somewhere!!!!!

Attend a private audition and start here.

Must sign a television waiver and have a full medical disclosure." :lol:

Eunos 07-05-2005 05:40 AM
Makes Bootcamp look like Disney land.

ddpBANG 07-05-2005 07:20 AM
Quote:
I don't know if this is the place for it, but I like to salute my favorite wrestling icons with my poetry, and the great BOB HOLLY is certainly such a pillar of manhood. Here's one of my poems about him:

Superstar with a claim to fame
Hardcore Holly is his name
Easily the toughest in the ring
Snapping opponents like bakery string
Fast as a racecar (but we won't mention that)
Unless it's raining, he never wears a hat
Great when he headlined his one pay-per-view
Let's make history and someday give him a shot at #2
You know he's the best, it's really true, ooh, ooh, ooh!

I hope you enjoy my poem as much as I've enjoyed your career, Mr. Holly.
Michael Ostomy | mfostomy@aol.com | July 5, 2005
and that was another poem by Heidenreich.

TerranRich 07-05-2005 08:07 AM
DID YOU LIKE MY POEM, LITTLE GIRL??!!

Skippord 07-05-2005 10:46 AM
The amount of people going there 3

Shadow 07-05-2005 11:04 AM
At least Mrs. Holly's there to make sure you eat right and are able to get to the hospital after Bob puts the beatdown on you.

Kane Knight 07-05-2005 11:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blanka
LMAO!!!!

ohhh

"Dynamic" wrestling.

"Welcome to Bob Holly's wrestling school, where you'll learn the most important steps to being a professional wrestler. 1) Know how to act. 2) Know how to sell. 3) Know how to job 4) and my personal favorite, learn how to own UFC fighters".
Dynamic means that you will actively get beat on.

Also, you forgot 5) Learn how to get punked out by n00bs

Kane Knight 07-05-2005 11:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hired Hitman
That is a good joke.

"The advanced program is just that ................it is for some one who has gained experience somewhere!!!!!

Attend a private audition and start here.

Must sign a television waiver and have a full medical disclosure." :lol:
Yeah, you're gonna pay your dues BIG TIME if you've learned to wrestle elsewhere.

Advanced wrestling class 1: Wrestler's court.

Class 2: Jobbing for 30 years is the only way you will succed.

Class 3: Anyone who snickered at that last piece will suffer.

Class four: Knitting broken bones.

James Steele 07-05-2005 12:22 PM
:lol: Whoever made that site loves fireworks and exclamation points.

Just John 07-05-2005 12:54 PM
Bob Holly is having a fucking laugh if he thinks im joining his school of shit

Blanka 07-05-2005 12:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Class four: Knitting broken bones.
:lol: knitting

Chavo Classic 07-05-2005 02:19 PM
http://sid140.skyblog.com/pics/59250231.jpg

He looks so proud in that photo. I was so uplifted by seeing our friend Bob actually looking happy and kind of.... well... like a decent human being, that I went cruising for other photos of our much loved icon.

and found this...

http://percypringle.com/Gallery-Pict...os/HollyPB.gif

Is this the most sinister photograph of all time or what?

Kane Knight 07-05-2005 02:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blanka
:lol: knitting
Well, his wife was onboard.

Corkscrewed 07-05-2005 02:57 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAA!!! That's hilarious stuff! Kudos to the webmaster of that site... he's got an awesome sense of humor.

:rofl:

Xero 07-05-2005 03:08 PM
Holly: Introducing your co-instructor, your friend and mine, John Bradshaw Layfield!

Kane Knight 07-05-2005 03:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
Holly: Introducing your co-instructor, your friend and mine, John Bradshaw Layfield!
JBL: Any stitches or prior injuries I should know about?


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