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Old 07-05-2005, 01:12 AM   #1
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Wanna pay dues? Wanna get stiffed? Wanna be yelled at constantly?
Then boy do I have a wrestling school for you.

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Old 07-05-2005, 01:14 AM   #2
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Old 07-05-2005, 01:28 AM   #3
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Old 07-05-2005, 01:38 AM   #4
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How long until he puts a student in the hospital? I say 2 weeks.
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Old 07-05-2005, 01:50 AM   #5
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Ahahahaha, 100000000X worse than boot camp!
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Old 07-05-2005, 01:54 AM   #6
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Opening Page, What We Offer, Requirements, Phone #'s, Info, About Us, Photos, My Wife.

Yes, because before you sign up to a wrestling school, you want to know what the instructor's sheila looks like.

EDIT: Goddamnit, they removed that section.
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Old 07-05-2005, 02:40 AM   #7
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If this was on the front page ....





I'd think about it.
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Old 07-05-2005, 02:50 AM   #8
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LMAO!!!!

ohhh

"Dynamic" wrestling.

"Welcome to Bob Holly's wrestling school, where you'll learn the most important steps to being a professional wrestler. 1) Know how to act. 2) Know how to sell. 3) Know how to job 4) and my personal favorite, learn how to own UFC fighters".
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Old 07-05-2005, 05:04 AM   #9
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Holy mother of christ...
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Old 07-05-2005, 05:18 AM   #10
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That is a good joke.

"The advanced program is just that ................it is for some one who has gained experience somewhere!!!!!

Attend a private audition and start here.

Must sign a television waiver and have a full medical disclosure."
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Old 07-05-2005, 05:40 AM   #11
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Old 07-05-2005, 07:20 AM   #12
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I don't know if this is the place for it, but I like to salute my favorite wrestling icons with my poetry, and the great BOB HOLLY is certainly such a pillar of manhood. Here's one of my poems about him:

Superstar with a claim to fame
Hardcore Holly is his name
Easily the toughest in the ring
Snapping opponents like bakery string
Fast as a racecar (but we won't mention that)
Unless it's raining, he never wears a hat
Great when he headlined his one pay-per-view
Let's make history and someday give him a shot at #2
You know he's the best, it's really true, ooh, ooh, ooh!

I hope you enjoy my poem as much as I've enjoyed your career, Mr. Holly.
Michael Ostomy | mfostomy@aol.com | July 5, 2005
and that was another poem by Heidenreich.
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Old 07-05-2005, 08:07 AM   #13
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DID YOU LIKE MY POEM, LITTLE GIRL??!!
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Old 07-05-2005, 10:46 AM   #14
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:04 AM   #15
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At least Mrs. Holly's there to make sure you eat right and are able to get to the hospital after Bob puts the beatdown on you.
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:23 AM   #16
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LMAO!!!!

ohhh

"Dynamic" wrestling.

"Welcome to Bob Holly's wrestling school, where you'll learn the most important steps to being a professional wrestler. 1) Know how to act. 2) Know how to sell. 3) Know how to job 4) and my personal favorite, learn how to own UFC fighters".
Dynamic means that you will actively get beat on.

Also, you forgot 5) Learn how to get punked out by n00bs
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:28 AM   #17
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That is a good joke.

"The advanced program is just that ................it is for some one who has gained experience somewhere!!!!!

Attend a private audition and start here.

Must sign a television waiver and have a full medical disclosure."
Yeah, you're gonna pay your dues BIG TIME if you've learned to wrestle elsewhere.

Advanced wrestling class 1: Wrestler's court.

Class 2: Jobbing for 30 years is the only way you will succed.

Class 3: Anyone who snickered at that last piece will suffer.

Class four: Knitting broken bones.
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Old 07-05-2005, 12:22 PM   #18
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Whoever made that site loves fireworks and exclamation points.
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Old 07-05-2005, 12:54 PM   #19
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Bob Holly is having a fucking laugh if he thinks im joining his school of shit
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Old 07-05-2005, 12:57 PM   #20
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Class four: Knitting broken bones.
knitting
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Old 07-05-2005, 02:19 PM   #21
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He looks so proud in that photo. I was so uplifted by seeing our friend Bob actually looking happy and kind of.... well... like a decent human being, that I went cruising for other photos of our much loved icon.

and found this...



Is this the most sinister photograph of all time or what?
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Old 07-05-2005, 02:31 PM   #22
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knitting
Well, his wife was onboard.
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Old 07-05-2005, 02:57 PM   #23
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AHAHAHAHAHAA!!! That's hilarious stuff! Kudos to the webmaster of that site... he's got an awesome sense of humor.
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Old 07-05-2005, 03:08 PM   #24
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Holly: Introducing your co-instructor, your friend and mine, John Bradshaw Layfield!
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Old 07-05-2005, 03:25 PM   #25
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Holly: Introducing your co-instructor, your friend and mine, John Bradshaw Layfield!
JBL: Any stitches or prior injuries I should know about?
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