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http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/01.jpg Carlito: He said it! He called me brother! Where is de apple? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/02.jpg Carlito: And THIS is for breaking the TitanTron! Hogan: Ow! My bald, red head! Angle: Take thi-- ew... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/03.jpg Show: Yeah, um...Kane...that was kinda...eh... Kane: It was a misfire! Honest! This doesn't happen all the time! Show: Kane, there's nothing to be ashamed about... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/04.jpg Edge defies gravity and dances brutally on Big Show's knee! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/05.jpg Romeo: Hey! You want to dance? No? Yes? All right, don't worry about it. Antonio: You want him? Me? Him? Me? Lilian: Why is Haddaway playing in the distance? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/06.jpg Get your Big Vis™ Action Doll today! Complete with butt-humping action! JR: BAWGAWD, that humping ain't made of no jujubees, I can tell ya thayat! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/07.jpg Chris: Huh huh, your logo is upside down. Cena: Er? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/08.jpg Where will YOU be when your diarrhea hits? (Correct spelling, bitches!) http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/09.jpg Val: Ahh! You've got a furry creature on your upper lip! Get it off! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/10.jpg Hogan botches trying to save HBK from the X-Pac sucking machine. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/11.jpg HBK: And ONE, and TWO, and THR--- whoops. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/12.jpg HBK: Aw...I killed the Big Orange Monster. Fans: Ding dong, the monster's dead! He won't pose no more, Shawn superkicked his head... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/13.jpg Hogan: What do you MEAN it's 2005? |
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Jericho: Ah, man. It used to work John I promise. Cena: Yeah, sure man Jericho: Come on laser finger. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/10.jpg HBK: And this is for thinking you can act. |
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Hogan: Your mother smells of feces and you have a chia pet on your head! Carlito: BUH!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/07.jpg Jericho: You know, I had one of those before. It wasn't as flashy, but it meant more than that piece of sh- (The WWE cuts to commercial.) Jericho (to the production team): OH SURE, CUT ME OFF NOW, WHEN I START TELLING THE TRUTH! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/10.jpg Not only the kid, but is it just me or does almost every fan in this picture have a happy look on their face? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/11.jpg Michaels: OH! A PENNY! Let me just bend over... *BOOT* Michaels: OH! I'M SORRY HULK! DID I KNOCK YOU OUT? Hogan: No... *STOMP* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/13.jpg Hogan: I just had the craziest dream! And Jericho was there, and Shawn was there, and Benoit was there with a baseball bat! They said I should retire! Why do I have a headache? |
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Hogan:I want some of that hair brother! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/03.jpg The fires of hell rose when Kane tried to do his Hogan impression |
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Hogan: YOU SUCK! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/08.jpg The farting contest got off to a good start, with a whopper of a fart from Cena. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/10.jpg I guess the kid in the hat isn't a Hulkamaniac. |
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Hulk:Ya know somethin brother you cant date my daughter Carlito: :shifty: um yeah dammit didnt already nail her :naughty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/02.jpg WORST RETIREMENT HOME EVER!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/03.jpg JR:and welcome to giant midcard hell hey Snitski get your ass in there Edge nail my wife http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/04.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/05.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/06.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/07.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/08.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/09.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/10.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/11.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/12.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/13.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/14.jpg [img]http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/15.jpg[/img |
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Hulk: Why did you kick Kevin Rutmanis out of the Melvins, brother? Carlito: Hey, man. I'm not Buzz Osbourne, ok? Hulk: Then... Why did you break up At the Drive-in, brother? Carlito: :| http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/02.jpg Calling him Buzz Osbourne and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez was one thing, but calling him the Drummer from Kansas just pushed Carlito over the edge. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/03.jpg The referee does Kane's flame trick, is the next cut. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/04.jpg Cameraman: This is gonna be the coolest Big Show surfing video EVER! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/05.jpg Declaring that you roll around in guacamole naked isn't a good way to pick up chicks... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/06.jpg When Giant Terds attack... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/07.jpg Y2J: And the wheel of firing stops on... TRIPLE H! I CAN FINALLY GET A PUSH! John: Uh, dude, it clearly says Maven, you're looking at the wrong end... Y2J: Damn, I guess I better get to waxing Vince's car, huh? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/08.jpg John didn't want to hear about how one has to "Pay their dues." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/09.jpg Hearthrob: WHOA! Val: What, it's a boot to the face. Hearthrob: Not that, I just can't believe you're actually on Raw! Val: :'( http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/10.jpg Not so much a caption, but why is the fat broad taking a picture of Shawn's package? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/11.jpg Cameraman: That's gonna be the most SCREWED UP Limbo pole EVER! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/12.jpg Shawn: Look at him, heh. He looks like he was crucified. Just like... *thinks for a second* WHAT HAVE I DONE?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/13.jpg Hulk: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOOK MORE SENILE THAN FLAIR? |
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For the last time, you're not a jedi and I'm not Padme!!! |
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Hogan: ...Wait a minute. YOU'RE THE VILLIAN FROM MR. NANNY! Carlito: ...um.. no. :shifty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/03.jpg Kane's heel turn started this week when he ruined James Hetfield Appreciation Night. **insert neg rep right here.** http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/05.jpg Lillian was impressed. Antonio was right when he said Romeo could sing "M-Bop" word for word. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/06.jpg And now a scene from this week's OZ. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/07.jpg Finally Jericho became champion after he fooled Cena with the "hey, you got something on your shoulder"-and-then-poke-him-in-the-eye game. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/08.jpg Cena: JERICHO! NONO! TOO SEXY, TOO TOO SEXY! MUST.. TURN AWAY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/09.jpg I didn't know Val was still doing those kinds of movies......... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/10.jpg Hogan should learn to never run into HBK during yoga. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/11.jpg JR: BAWGAWD! HOGAN SOLD A MOVE!! end. |
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He just kicked the rest of my hair off, brother! |
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Vince: *Evil look* It's time for MORE roster cuts! I'm going to cut people who have loads of talent! HAHAAHA! Now where is that gay boy, Antonio? Viscera: Quick, hide, Vince is after you! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/07.jpg Jericho: That belt spins! Cena: Hey, it does. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/13.jpg Hogan: That's my daughter, Brooke with no makeup? Damn...no wonder Kurt called her that. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/12.jpg HBK: I wish I could help you Hogan, but I need to take a shitload of steroids. |
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Seriously, I didn't recognize Rene. And I barely remember what the Hearthrobs look like half the time. Shows you how memorable they are. :( So, let me retry that one, since I pulled a Lita right there... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/09.jpg Rene: Are you trying to kick me? Val: Uh, no. Hey, did you hear that Vastardikai called you a member of the Heartthrobs? *Rene turns to Vastardikai* Rene: I AIN'T NO F****** HEARTHROB!!!! :rant: *Val kicks him* Rene: :mad: |
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meet the lovechild of Kurt Angle and Eric Bischoff... |
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Antonio: It's okay Lillian, we don't know who we are either. Romeo: Yeah, in fact this storyline will probably end with one or all of us getting cut without any explanation. |
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"Listen here, Martel." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/02.jpg Even the TitonTron fell asleep during the Hogan segment. or KIds taking Bozo out for finding out that the $100 was fake. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/03.jpg When Nash Attacks: Flames go up and Kane tears his quad. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/04.jpg Even the WWE needs to rip off the Matrix atleast once. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/05.jpg "Are you kidding me? Romeo's nose is MUCH smaller than Hunter's." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/06.jpg I just didn't picture this when they brought up "Bikini Boot Camp" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/07.jpg "I'm serious John, trust me. It's happened to me. The name does change to Triple H under the ring lights." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/08.jpg Cena's reaction to Y2J's Hogan impersonation. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/09.jpg Buff Bagwell's new gimick just won't last. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/10.jpg Front row tickets to Raw: $100 each Parking: $20 Beers: $6 each Carlito Shirt:$25 Photo Texting Pics of HBK's crotch: Priceless http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/11.jpg "Look! They're break-dance fighting." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/12.jpg Shawn is as shocked as the crowd is: Hogan actually sold a move. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/13.jpg "2005? Really? Wow. Do you have flying cars yet?" or The Ref frantically tries to pump Hogan back up as not to reveal his true form: Harvey Whippleman |
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That guy at the bottom left corner looks like a out of shape Kevin Nash....Wait...it is Nash?..... only kidding.... But doesnt he look like Nash....very weird... |
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"Even as a zombie I get no respect!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/01.jpg Little did Hogan know that Carlito had him targeted under the table with his OWN rocket finger. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/06.jpg Domokun: The Movie. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/11.jpg ...It was the last wacky adventure that Mr. Magoo ever had. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/04.jpg And with a bullet time smack to Big Show's ass, Rocket Edge was away! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/03.jpg Oh shit, the rocket ring was going the wrong direction! :shifty: Sorry, I have some kind of obsession with rockets tonight. |
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Hogan: And that kids, is why we don't stick our new shiny belts in the toaster. |
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