07-05-2005, 08:23 AM | #1 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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RAW Captions (Fourth of July edition)
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07-05-2005, 08:23 AM | #2 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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And my own submission:
Carlito: He said it! He called me brother! Where is de apple? Carlito: And THIS is for breaking the TitanTron! Hogan: Ow! My bald, red head! Angle: Take thi-- ew... Show: Yeah, um...Kane...that was kinda...eh... Kane: It was a misfire! Honest! This doesn't happen all the time! Show: Kane, there's nothing to be ashamed about... Edge defies gravity and dances brutally on Big Show's knee! Romeo: Hey! You want to dance? No? Yes? All right, don't worry about it. Antonio: You want him? Me? Him? Me? Lilian: Why is Haddaway playing in the distance? Get your Big Vis™ Action Doll today! Complete with butt-humping action! JR: BAWGAWD, that humping ain't made of no jujubees, I can tell ya thayat! Chris: Huh huh, your logo is upside down. Cena: Er? Where will YOU be when your diarrhea hits? (Correct spelling, bitches!) Val: Ahh! You've got a furry creature on your upper lip! Get it off! Hogan botches trying to save HBK from the X-Pac sucking machine. HBK: And ONE, and TWO, and THR--- whoops. HBK: Aw...I killed the Big Orange Monster. Fans: Ding dong, the monster's dead! He won't pose no more, Shawn superkicked his head... Hogan: What do you MEAN it's 2005? |
07-05-2005, 08:29 AM | #3 |
The Next Great One н²
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Look at the kid in the top left corner. |
07-05-2005, 08:49 AM | #4 |
The Boss of Snakes
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Hogan: Only I wear Red! Understand! Chris: You got a scratch on that! Cena: Oh man... |
07-05-2005, 09:20 AM | #5 |
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Jericho: Ah, man. It used to work John I promise. Cena: Yeah, sure man Jericho: Come on laser finger. HBK: And this is for thinking you can act. |
07-05-2005, 09:46 AM | #6 |
He's Here
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Hogan: Your mother smells of feces and you have a chia pet on your head! Carlito: BUH!? Jericho: You know, I had one of those before. It wasn't as flashy, but it meant more than that piece of sh- (The WWE cuts to commercial.) Jericho (to the production team): OH SURE, CUT ME OFF NOW, WHEN I START TELLING THE TRUTH! Not only the kid, but is it just me or does almost every fan in this picture have a happy look on their face? Michaels: OH! A PENNY! Let me just bend over... *BOOT* Michaels: OH! I'M SORRY HULK! DID I KNOCK YOU OUT? Hogan: No... *STOMP* Hogan: I just had the craziest dream! And Jericho was there, and Shawn was there, and Benoit was there with a baseball bat! They said I should retire! Why do I have a headache? |
07-05-2005, 10:25 AM | #7 |
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Hogan:I want some of that hair brother! The fires of hell rose when Kane tried to do his Hogan impression |
07-05-2005, 10:47 AM | #8 |
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Hogan: YOU SUCK! The farting contest got off to a good start, with a whopper of a fart from Cena. I guess the kid in the hat isn't a Hulkamaniac. |
07-05-2005, 10:55 AM | #9 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Hulk:Ya know somethin brother you cant date my daughter Carlito: um yeah dammit didnt already nail her WORST RETIREMENT HOME EVER!!! JR:and welcome to giant midcard hell hey Snitski get your ass in there Edge nail my wife [img]http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/58343421/15.jpg[/img |
07-05-2005, 11:13 AM | #10 | |
Chill out, dickwad.
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07-05-2005, 11:20 AM | #11 |
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07-05-2005, 12:18 PM | #12 | |
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07-05-2005, 01:44 PM | #13 |
nerF 4 M O D
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Hogan: You're a homo! Carlito: Dat's cul. |
07-05-2005, 02:06 PM | #14 |
The Great Pink Hope
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Do you get tired of inflating your life size Hulk Hogan leather doll by hand, then maybe it's time you bought a Hogan footpump available now from all good retailers priced £15.99 Order now and receive a free Lita STD test as a special bonus |
07-05-2005, 04:07 PM | #15 |
Dave Youell 4 M O D
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I'm Not A Dumbass I Just Play One On TV |
07-06-2005, 12:36 PM | #16 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Hulk: Why did you kick Kevin Rutmanis out of the Melvins, brother? Carlito: Hey, man. I'm not Buzz Osbourne, ok? Hulk: Then... Why did you break up At the Drive-in, brother? Carlito: Calling him Buzz Osbourne and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez was one thing, but calling him the Drummer from Kansas just pushed Carlito over the edge. The referee does Kane's flame trick, is the next cut. Cameraman: This is gonna be the coolest Big Show surfing video EVER! Declaring that you roll around in guacamole naked isn't a good way to pick up chicks... When Giant Terds attack... Y2J: And the wheel of firing stops on... TRIPLE H! I CAN FINALLY GET A PUSH! John: Uh, dude, it clearly says Maven, you're looking at the wrong end... Y2J: Damn, I guess I better get to waxing Vince's car, huh? John didn't want to hear about how one has to "Pay their dues." Hearthrob: WHOA! Val: What, it's a boot to the face. Hearthrob: Not that, I just can't believe you're actually on Raw! Val: Not so much a caption, but why is the fat broad taking a picture of Shawn's package? Cameraman: That's gonna be the most SCREWED UP Limbo pole EVER! Shawn: Look at him, heh. He looks like he was crucified. Just like... *thinks for a second* WHAT HAVE I DONE?! Hulk: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOOK MORE SENILE THAN FLAIR? |
07-06-2005, 01:18 PM | #17 |
I Hate Bottles
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For the last time, you're not a jedi and I'm not Padme!!! |
07-06-2005, 01:22 PM | #18 |
EL MERO MERO!
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Hogan: ...Wait a minute. YOU'RE THE VILLIAN FROM MR. NANNY! Carlito: ...um.. no. Kane's heel turn started this week when he ruined James Hetfield Appreciation Night. **insert neg rep right here.** Lillian was impressed. Antonio was right when he said Romeo could sing "M-Bop" word for word. And now a scene from this week's OZ. Finally Jericho became champion after he fooled Cena with the "hey, you got something on your shoulder"-and-then-poke-him-in-the-eye game. Cena: JERICHO! NONO! TOO SEXY, TOO TOO SEXY! MUST.. TURN AWAY! I didn't know Val was still doing those kinds of movies......... Hogan should learn to never run into HBK during yoga. JR: BAWGAWD! HOGAN SOLD A MOVE!! end. |
07-06-2005, 01:23 PM | #19 |
...IN HD!!!!
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He just kicked the rest of my hair off, brother! |
07-06-2005, 02:40 PM | #20 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Vince: *Evil look* It's time for MORE roster cuts! I'm going to cut people who have loads of talent! HAHAAHA! Now where is that gay boy, Antonio? Viscera: Quick, hide, Vince is after you! Jericho: That belt spins! Cena: Hey, it does. Hogan: That's my daughter, Brooke with no makeup? Damn...no wonder Kurt called her that. HBK: I wish I could help you Hogan, but I need to take a shitload of steroids. |
07-06-2005, 02:50 PM | #21 | |
Herp a derp, and so on
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07-06-2005, 03:28 PM | #22 | |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Seriously, I didn't recognize Rene. And I barely remember what the Hearthrobs look like half the time. Shows you how memorable they are. So, let me retry that one, since I pulled a Lita right there... Rene: Are you trying to kick me? Val: Uh, no. Hey, did you hear that Vastardikai called you a member of the Heartthrobs? *Rene turns to Vastardikai* Rene: I AIN'T NO F****** HEARTHROB!!!! *Val kicks him* Rene: |
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07-06-2005, 03:39 PM | #23 |
nerF 4 M O D
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LMAO
Nice save. |
07-06-2005, 03:40 PM | #24 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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meet the lovechild of Kurt Angle and Eric Bischoff... |
07-06-2005, 04:22 PM | #25 |
Anonymous Jerichoholic
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Antonio: It's okay Lillian, we don't know who we are either. Romeo: Yeah, in fact this storyline will probably end with one or all of us getting cut without any explanation. |
07-06-2005, 06:04 PM | #26 |
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"Listen here, Martel." Even the TitonTron fell asleep during the Hogan segment. or KIds taking Bozo out for finding out that the $100 was fake. When Nash Attacks: Flames go up and Kane tears his quad. Even the WWE needs to rip off the Matrix atleast once. "Are you kidding me? Romeo's nose is MUCH smaller than Hunter's." I just didn't picture this when they brought up "Bikini Boot Camp" "I'm serious John, trust me. It's happened to me. The name does change to Triple H under the ring lights." Cena's reaction to Y2J's Hogan impersonation. Buff Bagwell's new gimick just won't last. Front row tickets to Raw: $100 each Parking: $20 Beers: $6 each Carlito Shirt:$25 Photo Texting Pics of HBK's crotch: Priceless "Look! They're break-dance fighting." Shawn is as shocked as the crowd is: Hogan actually sold a move. "2005? Really? Wow. Do you have flying cars yet?" or The Ref frantically tries to pump Hogan back up as not to reveal his true form: Harvey Whippleman |
07-06-2005, 06:52 PM | #27 |
Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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That guy at the bottom left corner looks like a out of shape Kevin Nash....Wait...it is Nash?..... only kidding.... But doesnt he look like Nash....very weird... |
07-06-2005, 09:11 PM | #28 |
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"Even as a zombie I get no respect!" Little did Hogan know that Carlito had him targeted under the table with his OWN rocket finger. Domokun: The Movie. ...It was the last wacky adventure that Mr. Magoo ever had. And with a bullet time smack to Big Show's ass, Rocket Edge was away! Oh shit, the rocket ring was going the wrong direction! Sorry, I have some kind of obsession with rockets tonight. |
07-07-2005, 04:52 PM | #29 |
Anonymous Jerichoholic
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Hogan: And that kids, is why we don't stick our new shiny belts in the toaster. |
07-07-2005, 05:01 PM | #30 |
Anonymous Jerichoholic
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Moments later: Backstage, Viscera would weep with nostalgia knowing that sodomizing the lower card just wasn't what it used to be. |