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KingofOldSchool 07-13-2005 01:47 PM

Muhammad Hassan's promo from the Smackdown tapings up on WWE.com
 
This segment will NOT be shown on TV, but they have posted the interview on WWE.com just click on Muhammad's face.

I just watched and IMO, probably the best promo I've heard in quite a while.

M. Banana 07-13-2005 01:53 PM

If possible, could you sum it up?

Disturbed316 07-13-2005 02:00 PM

Yeah, that was one of the best I've heard in a while. lol @ blaming Hurricane David on the Arabs.

KingofOldSchool 07-13-2005 02:02 PM

If this was done in Canada, he'd probably say that they blame the Arabs for the NHL Lockout.

Or even the Montreal Screwjob.

"In fact it was probably the Arabs who screwed Bret Hart and not Vince McMahon and Shawn Michaels!"

Disturbed316 07-13-2005 02:04 PM

lol that would have been good.

LK 07-13-2005 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M. Banana
If possible, could you sum it up?

Says he has been robbed of his rights to work, arabs are blamed for anything that goes wrong and he mentions an article in the New York post which talks about the guys who took Daivari, saying "how does he know they were even arabs?"

Corkscrewed 07-13-2005 02:06 PM

Oly crap, that was awesome!

He talks about how he and Daivari were labeled as terrorists by a guy who's never met them. He pointed out how the NY Post writer wrote "Arabs in ski masks" did it... even tho if they wore ski masks, how could anyone know they were Arabs? He talks about how he's an Arab AMERICAN and yet he's persecuted simply because of his race.

Everyone's ancestors are immigrants and came to America and fought for people's freedoms. But Hassan notes that everytime something happens, Arabs are blamed. Plane crash? Arabs. A bomb? Arabs. Blackout two summers ago? Arabs. Hurricane Dennis? Arabs.

Crowd chants USA, and Hassan says that they can say what they want, but his name is Muhammad Hassan. He is an Arab American. But today, he is ashamed to be an American. It cuts off there.




But that was an awesome promo and basically killed any fears I had that they'd turn his character into a hypocrite. He brings up a lot of great points, and the crowd boos him like idiots. :lol: There was even a sign that said "Get the hell out of America Hassan."

Funny stuff, but definitely watch this promo. Hell, if anything, it's a perfect example of how to conduct a promo.

:y: :y: :y: :y: :y:

Corkscrewed 07-13-2005 02:07 PM

doh.. LK beat me to it... sorta. :p

LK 07-13-2005 02:08 PM

Along with a recent Eddie promo, it is the best I have seen in a while.

KingofOldSchool 07-13-2005 02:11 PM

Fan 1: Wow. Hassan is bringing up a lot of good points.
Fan 2: Let's chant U.S.A. to show our undying love for our country, because he is Arab and he hates America!
Fan 1: Okay.

*starts a U.S.A. chant*

LK 07-13-2005 02:12 PM

If you watch another version Daivari gets on the mic and while he is talking Hassan rips up the article and spits on it.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/mediahassan

M. Banana 07-13-2005 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by legendkiller
Says he has been robbed of his rights to work, arabs are blamed for anything that goes wrong and he mentions an article in the New York post which talks about the guys who took Daivari, saying "how does he know they were even arabs?"

I was the first to call it.

Corkscrewed 07-13-2005 02:21 PM

Kinda funny that his voice cracked when he said "IN SKI--in ski masks!!!" :lol:

Corkscrewed 07-13-2005 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by legendkiller
If you watch another version Daivari gets on the mic and while he is talking Hassan rips up the article and spits on it.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/mediahassan

Oh man, Daivari was getting MAD heat just for speaking in another language. :lol:

Hey Danny, what'd he say? :D

Savio 07-13-2005 02:27 PM

Yeah he always cracks. He's probably worried that some idiot in the crowd would try and shoot him.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 02:29 PM

The last true patriot. :D

As the morons shout USA.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 02:30 PM

I do like the "Arabs in ski masks" bit. :D

HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT THEY WERE ARABS?

Savio 07-13-2005 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool
If this was done in Canada, he'd probably say that they blame the Arabs for the NHL Lockout.

Or even the Montreal Screwjob.

"In fact it was probably the Arabs who screwed Bret Hart and not Vince McMahon and Shawn Michaels!"

Haha Tiger Ali Sing or what ever his name is, was behind it.

Savio 07-13-2005 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
I do like the "Arabs in ski masks" bit. :D

HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT THEY WERE ARABS?

Because they were terrorists.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 02:32 PM

I blame the jews.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 02:33 PM

Americans don't care about First Amendment rights. As far as wrestling fans are concerned, America was founded by white people to escape the niggers and spics.

Savio 07-13-2005 02:43 PM

Minorities can only win championships uncleanly AKA Eddie guerro. I don't see why Rey is getting a push though I mean he's wearing a mask so he must be a terrorist.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior
Minorities can only win championships uncleanly AKA Eddie guerro. I don't see why Rey is getting a push though I mean he's wearing a mask so he must be a terrorist.

Naw. TErrorists don't get popped. Rey gets popped. Ergo...

Savio 07-13-2005 02:49 PM

Are you sure? Who's that flying Through the sky?" and every one know you can some how fold reys mask and make the twin towers.

Ol Dirty Dastard 07-13-2005 02:50 PM

Plus Eddy's secret could reveal Rey is a terrorist :O

PureHatred 07-13-2005 02:53 PM

So, do I get fantasy points for this, or not?

M. Banana 07-13-2005 02:54 PM

prolly

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior
Are you sure? Who's that flying Through the sky?" and every one know you can some how fold reys mask and make the twin towers.

Isn't it jumping out the sky? Wouldn't that make him one of the Americans leaping off the towers instead?

Savio 07-13-2005 03:00 PM

You know me I always get entrances wrong......STAY IN THE BACK!

Corkscrewed 07-13-2005 03:01 PM

Haha... throw in the fact that the Mexicools, who are hispanic like Rey, are advocating a revolution to overthrow the whites (i.e. real Americans)--an act that's just like Lenin calling the Communists to rebel (and everyone knows that those damn Reds are terrorists), and it's indisputable that Rey's secret is that he's really Osama Bin Laden!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Savio 07-13-2005 03:02 PM

Very good point made though, If Undertaker did and Druids came out and did the same thing the fans would be like "Awww how cute he prayed to satan to get people to strangle the terrorist"

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 03:07 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/...ain/index.html

I DEMAND THAT THEY YANK SMACKDOWN TOMRROW NIGHT.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior
Very good point made though, If Undertaker did and Druids came out and did the same thing the fans would be like "Awww how cute he prayed to satan to get people to strangle the terrorist"

Well yeah, because the Satanists aren't behind 9-11, the london bombing, and the holocaust.

PureHatred 07-13-2005 03:47 PM

Might as well go all out and have Taker wear an Uncle Sam costume, ride a harley, call him the "All-American Bad-Ass" have him battle Hassan's stable The Axis of Evil and then beat him in a Battle for Democracy match with his new finisher "The ShocK & Awe."

Schoenauer 07-13-2005 03:51 PM

Nah, call it "The Stars and Stripes" so it's more American. It looks like my mother was right about what UPN stood for... Unified Poopyheads Network.

FourFifty 07-13-2005 04:01 PM

I <3 Hassan!

Batsu 07-13-2005 04:29 PM

This was AWESOME.

And UPN is not going to air this?!!

BULLSHIT!

KingofOldSchool 07-13-2005 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior
Very good point made though, If Undertaker did and Druids came out and did the same thing the fans would be like "Awww how cute he prayed to satan to get people to strangle the terrorist"

Druids vs. The Terrorists in a Elimination match at the Survivor Series.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batsu
This was AWESOME.

And UPN is not going to air this?!!

BULLSHIT!

Perhaps the best promo he's cut. And they won't air it. God damn, those PC pussies are annoying.

Jaton 07-13-2005 05:05 PM

Yeah, one of the best promos ever.

I love how the crowd chants USA toward Hassan. Nevermind the fact that he publicly says "I AM AN AMERICAN!"


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