Ultimate Warrior responds to his WWE DVD
 

http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.asp?id=12020&p=1


It's really long to post here, but he just keeps ranting on and on about Vince. Pretty funny. Kinda wish I watched wrestling back when he was around simply for the nostalgia some of you have of him. Ah well, still gonna pick up the DVD.

Crazy Mr. Warrior.

That fuckin nigga is CRAAAAAZY.

You crazy, Jesus. CRAZZYY

Isn't the DVD gonna be called "Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior?"

Still gonna pick up the DVD anyway.

For the son of god you really are a son of a woooooooooaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

Yes, it is. Basically Warrior is ranting about the title of the DVD and how Vince is trying to destroy the legend of the Ultimate Warrior...or something like that. Pretty LOL, yet he does make a few points about the business today, I guess.

I stopped reading that halfway through. My eyes and brain hurt now.

Don't blame Warrior's column, it's your own addiction to masturbation which has done that.

LOL! Warrior is made out to be an idiot. I gotta buy it to see them making fun of him and the bloopers and his mistakes during matches and interviews. They better have a clip of Papa Shango making him puke on TV.

That whole article is long.

I masterbate less than anyone I know. Is that worrying?

I read bout half of it and man that thing is gonna be funny

He's actually right about lots of things. I found myself agreeing with him on quite a bit. In fact he was right about most everything up until the last few paragraphs where he let his ego shine through again.

But if Vince does make a dvd like that, and titles it that way, then yes, Vince is an asskisser of the Warrior, and yes, the Warrior gets to Vince so much that it makes Vince do stupid childish shit like this.

I'ts called "Queering doesn't make the world go round."

Ultimate Warrior is the man.

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Dance, Mr. Warrior, dance!! He likes it, he likes it!

Does anyone elses head damn near explode when they read his "rants"?

That guy is completely out of his mind.

I am so going to <strike>buy</strike> illegally obtain a copy of that DVD set!

Pfft...I don't blame you...

...and then I never slept again...

Not that in itself.

It is, however, worrying that you know the regularity of your friends' masturbation. WTF?

Ultimate Warrior likes the cock. And I'm not buying this DVD. I might rent it just for the wrestlers impersonations - but I'm not spending $40 on a wrestling DVD with NO good matches on it. I've already seen the HHH squash like fifty times - so don't mention it.

Trying to read his rants is trying to read a pointless novel. Sure, it may have an interesting blurb here and there.... But by the end of the first paragraph you just want it to end.

Mark my words. The Warrior will return.

...and destrucity will reign over all who dare cross the madnosity and glucosticity of the Warrior! GURGLE!!

I'm comfortable enough with my own sexuality to talk about wanking. You only deny you do it when you are like 14.

Well if theyre meant to be making an ass of him (not hard) pretty much a certainty that match won't be on it.

for what? to show everyone AGAIN hes mental? the guy is wacked, he knocked rick rude, curt henning and the bulldog when they died. the guy is scum. Mabie he didn't like those men personally but you don't have to knock the fact that they died early. I lost ALL respect for him after that

I was hoping that somehow in the middle of that, I'd read...

ALEEEYEEELEEEAAAA....

but sadly, no dice.

I wont be getting it, simply because I wasn't a Warrior fan. I personally don't see what was so great about him :-\

The only time I remember cheering for him was when he faced Hogan at Mania...then again I just always hated Hogan...hell I cheered for Slaughter over Hogan, I doubt I will buy it.

More like "the fact that Triple H is now married to Stephanie McMahon gaurantees that the HHH/Warrior squash won't be on the DVD". In fact, people at WWE headquarters probably get fired for mentioning it.