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HOT ANAL ACTION... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/02.jpg ...TIMES TWO!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/03.jpg You know you're Hulk Hogan when you see that even people playing retards on TV are forced to suck your dick. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/06.jpg (thinking to herself): Finally, I don't have to be in THIS crap anymore. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/07.jpg AS HOMER SIMPSON: MMMMM---chocolate! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/08.jpg SHAWN: YOU'RE A LESBIAN!! Yeah, that's right, I would've said that you were a homo, but since you had no dick anyway, I had to take it a step further. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/09.jpg On the verge of finding out that Hogan was a woman, since he had no dick, Lawler was about to start squeezing Hogan's puppies. Shawn had to do something to save him. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/10.jpg HOGAN: Yeah, Shawn, but who was it that STOLE my dick? YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/11.jpg ANGLE: You want to have sex with me? You know, that beasty-howdy sex? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/13.jpg As Eric Bishoff slapped Dave Laguana-in-disguise for writing a sucky show, Jericho suddenly felt the possession of Triple H, opening his mouth for obvious purposes. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/14.jpg Bishoff couldn't believe his ears, as he was hearing a big steel, flaming grater start to come out of the entranceway and ready to kill everyone. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/16.jpg HOGAN: YOOOOOUUUUU....stole my mojo. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/19.jpg Rob Conway was going to show Gene Snisky the right way to have a foot fetish, and that was the CON-WAY!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/20.jpg As Carlito was falling from the hole in the glass ceiling, Cena was ready to show the ladies what he REALLY means when he says "The Champ Is HUUUURRRRREEEEE!!" |
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Masters: "Oh my God, Thing, you killed him! You bastard!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/02.jpg Matt had heard of the Axe Effect, and now he wasn't quite sure he liked the results. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/13.jpg Ref: "But... we broke his spirit!" Bischoff: "You broke NOTHING!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/18.jpg It's true: women can't resist the bold taste of RC Cola. |
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Lita: I can't do the Angry Face like you can, Edge, I might as well just give up on life! I'm a FAILURE! Edge: You're ruining my CONCENRATION ANGRYFACEAAAAAGGGHGHHHHHH Ref: Holy crap! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/02.jpg Matt Hardy didn't take kindly to being butt-raped by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and a constipated Zach Gowen http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/03.jpg Thank you for saving me, Over-the-Hill Way-Past-Immortal Brightly Colored Orange Guy! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/04.jpg Hogan: You want HOW MANY more matches? Eugene: I can't count that high!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/05.jpg Angle: If I were pointing right now, you'd be in BIG TROUBLE, mister!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/06.jpg As more and more Diva hopefuls are eliminated, we come closer and closer to the end of this horrid segment. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/07.jpg Yeah, okay, bye, just go. Now. Please. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/08.jpg Hogan: No, no, you're not doing it right. Your eyes have to bug out and you have to make your mouth sound like you're saying "you". http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/09.jpg Lawler should've known better than to stand behind HBK while he was doing his stretching exercises. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/10.jpg Hogan: You're the homo, BROTHER! Yes, you, in the red jewel-studded vest and leather pants! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/11.jpg Angle: You spelled Hulkamania wrong, idiot. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/12.jpg No, no, Shelton's fine. He just fell asleep from this boring-as-hell match. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/13.jpg Bischoff: I'll let you blow me in a minute, Jericho, just let me give Chad Patton his nose back. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/14.jpg Jericho: I'd only last three minutes with your wife, Bischoff. Bischoff: Did I just hear you say...THREE MINUTES?? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/15.jpg Closest Ref: No, he's fine, he just whined himself unconscious. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/16.jpg Hogan: Pull my finger, BROTHER! HBK: Uh, I ain't pullin' that... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/17.jpg I've heard of pulling punches, but seriously... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/18.jpg Rosey: You've almost got the hang of it. Now, for our next flying lesson, I'll get you a spandex outfit and a cool sidekick. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/19.jpg Viscera: Wow, man, I wish I could blow myself up like a balloon like you're doing. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/20.jpg Carlito: Okay, TIME OUT!! You said these anti-gravity glass-ceiling boots would work! Cena: I lied! Now FEAR MY BELLY!!!! |
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Edge and Lita: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/02.jpg Matt: :wtf: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/01.jpg Edge and Lita: OOOOOOOOOO http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/02.jpg Matt: :wtf: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/01.jpg Edge and Lita: OOO http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/03.jpg People say experiencing Hulkamania live can make people un-retarded... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/04.jpg The fact that Hogan was also retarded crushed Eugene's hopes, but that didn't stop him from celebrating that he isn't the only retarded wrestler. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/12.jpg Chris Masters doesn't mind raping black people. He's an equal opportunity rapist. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/17.jpg Shawn Michaels and Hulk Hogan GET DOWN! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/18.jpg (Moments earlier...) Rosey: I'll never let you go! Victoria: I LOVE YOU! Rosey: EWWW! COOTIES! *PUSH* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/20.jpg The first ever match on board the space shuttle Discovery wasn't exactly a success... Cena: I CAN'T TURN AROUND! Carlito: WEEEE! Dis... Dis is cool! |
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Banshee and Siren's Double Team Attack Was Devastating. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/02.jpg Matt: Don't look at me like that? Cop: But, But, You're so Dreamy! Matt: That's it, you're getting a threatening email! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/03.jpg Eugene has to go to great lengths to make an arm wrestling match with Hogan look legit. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/04.jpg Eugene: ECHOOOOOOO! Hulk: Whoa, that's cool... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/05.jpg Kurt Angle: Five seconds after seeing Viscera's sex video, Two Seconds before projectile Vomiting begins. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/06.jpg Vastardikai: Smile if you are a worthless broad only getting by on your looks? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/07.jpg She botched making the act of pouring paint all over self look sexy, and now she botched giving the camera the finger. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/08.jpg Shawn's invisible handgun of doom doesn't startle Hogan. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/09.jpg Somewhere, the ear drums of fans everywhere are happy. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/10.jpg JR: Bah Gawd, Hogan's got the invisible Handgun of Doom, those pythons aren't made of Tuna Casserole Coach: Shawn, can you kick him for me, too? And for once, the fans LIKE what Coach had to say... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/11.jpg Kurt: Man, Matt Bourne fell off the wagon, bad. I used to love you as Big Josh! Eugene: I'm not Matt Bourne... Kurt: And as Doink the Clown, you were awesome! Eugene: I mean it, I am NOT Matt Bourne... Wait a Minute, How did you know I was Doink? Kurt: Who DIDN'T play Doink the Clown? I think even I put on the clown makeup during the Olympic Qualifiers. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/12.jpg Thing Desperately tries to make the tag. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/13.jpg Jericho: That was the SECOND worst bitchslap I saw tonight! Bischoff: Really what was the first? Jericho: Jobbing Shelton Benjamin to Chris Masters. Bischoff: Don't worry, you're next! Jericho: :eek: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/14.jpg Bischoff: Echo... WHOA! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/15.jpg Edge was overwhelmed by Matt's secret weapon: His army of Prisoners and Zombies http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/16.jpg Hogan: YOU... are holding down John Cena! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/17.jpg A few seconds later, Hogan learned that Sweet Chin Music had NOTHING on Shawn's fatal Sindel Hair Grab. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/18.jpg Victoria: You mean I have to sleep with HIM to get air time? Forget it, I'll just go back to Heat where I belong. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/19.jpg Dragging Giant Turds across the ring isn't My Way or Your Way, but it is the CON WAY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/20.jpg The Fans were pleased to see Carlito's Moonsault DDT put an end to Cena's terrible rendition of the Face-hugger Birth from the Alien Trilogy. |
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Little did Edge know that Matt brought a few of his friends from the internet. Matt: (sniffling) "They just hurt me soooo bad. How could they do that to me??? I loved her and he was suppose to be my best friend...." Matt Hardy Internet Fan # 1: "I know, Matt, I know. But we got him. Nobody's ever going to have worry about the feces, Adam Copeland, again." |
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John Cena cowers in fear as Steven Richards german suplexes Carlito. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/17.jpg "What a feeling, bein's believin'... I can't have it all, now I'm dancin' for my life..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/12.jpg Full House's Uncle Joey makes his triumphant return to primetime. Masters: WHOOOAAA! Blow me down! Ahhh-kahkahkahkahkah! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/09.jpg Not really a caption, but that guy in the front row with the little kid looks a little too interested in what he's looking at. :shifty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/05.jpg You'd be have that expression, too, if you had just spit up a flaming Spike TV logo. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/06.jpg Vince: Dammit, Carlito, when I said the WWE health plan covered surgery, I didn't mean this! Carlito: Ay, Vinnie! This.. is COOL! Tell the boys I'm not comin' out of my room for a while... |
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Singing "we will always be togehter" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/595160/02.jpg "oh kill me now" |
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Shawn: Boy do I have someting for you....some VOODOO CHILI |
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