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The One, The Only . . . SmackDown! Captions Thread! (for 08.11.2005)

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Batista: Aaagh! Get this guy offa' me!

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Christian: Oh, crap. I think he's allergic to my cologne, Captain Charisma Cologne by Clavin Klein! (alliteration, bitches!)

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Batista: OW! Who put the shiny thing on my head! Dave MAD!!!
Christian: Okay, I'm, uh...upside-down here...

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JBL: Get this chair off of your head, stupid! I need to sit down!
Batista: GRGMGLRMGGFLFRLFF??

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JBL: What are you DOING!! GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK, YOU SHAVED APE!!!

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I'm sorry, but I just have to interject here and say that... Mrs. Mysterio is HOT!!! :drool:

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Oh, how I wish I were Dominick right now. Instead of "Dominick-on-a-Pole" it's more like "Dominick-WITH-a-Pole" ;)

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Rey: You're the maricon, ese!
Eddie: :'(

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Eddie: Don't lie to me, homes! There is NOT a homely looking woman with a clipboard behind me! I'm not falling for THAT!

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Eddie: Okay, Dominick, see that over there? That's a pole. We're going to strap you to it and have a match. Winner gets you.
Dominick: Um...I'm not goin' up there...

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Dominick: [puts up hand with number] By the way, I give this gimmick five weeks before it gets downright ridiculous.

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Sr. and Sra. Mysterio finally realize just how ugly Rey's shirt really is.

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Kamala: No!! I save you from X-Pac sucking machine!
Randy: It's too late for me, o cannabilistic one. Save yourself!
Kim Chee: What about me?
Randy: You're not fooling anyone, DOINK THE CLOWN!!!

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Nick Patrick: Dare me to stick my finger up his nose?

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Kamala got bored patting his own belly, so he lifted Randy up to have a go at his.

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Orton awaits the next half of the message, "OFF".

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You wouldn't like Orton when he's sad...now, he is... THE INCREDIBLE SULK!!!

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Christian: I could've come up with a better caption than that, TerranRich. Psshh...

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Batista: I want to know who this BATUTA guy is and why he vandalilzed my title!

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Mercury: I know there's a Stop Doing That Stupid Spinaroonie Pose and Dance button around here somewhere...

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Booker: ANGRYBOOKERTATTAAAACCKKKAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
Edge [o.s.]: I taught him that angry face. I'm so proud! :'( :)

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Booker T: Oh man that STINKS! AAAH, put your arm DOWN!
Nick Patrick: Damn, that's just brutal, Joey. B - R - ... OOTAL!!

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He's planning it...I know it! He's planning...HEIDENRAPE!!!

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Animal: You see that guy over there, Heidenreich? He is THE homo...

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Benoit: And THAT'S for having ONE gimmick, let alone TWO!!

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Super Crazy has a hard time fitting all of Steven Richards...

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Momma: Not now
Domonick: I fuckin thirsty!

Man, what I would do to her... :D

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The worlds first Anti-Grav Wedgie.

more later.Maybe.

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"Dominic, are you... Are you grabbing my ass?"

The kid in the yellow/orange cap in the crowd looks jealous.

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Orton knew he had to land the move quickly before Kamala graps his balls.

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As Christian plummets head first from the glass ceiling, he tries to jam his hand up Batista's ass to stop from falling.

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Introducing the newest member of the Blue Man Group... RANDY ORTON

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Where Will You Be When Your Diarrhea Comes Back
Christian:Oh Damn Dave Thats Just Nasty

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JBL:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Rey:My Wife Has Big Tits Wanna See Them

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Eddie:Hell Yeah Ese Eddie Loves Some Titties

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Is It Just Me Or Does She Look Like She Lost Her Dog Or Her Best Friend

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The Mysterios Reaction When They Found Out This Storyline May Never End

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Nick Patrick:Pull My Finger Dammit

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Randys Longtime Dream Comes True He Is Finally A Member Of The bWo

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Booker:My Wife Is Ruining My Career SUCKAAAAAAAAA

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Benoit Sticks A Simon Shake Where The Sun Does'nt Shine....LITERALLY

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Introducing The New Mexicool Sucking Machine...It's Gauranteed To Suck Your Career Away In A Matter Of Seconds

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Eddie: You must be this high to ride Michael

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Domonick: I think my wee wee is experiencing rigimortis.

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Nobody can stop the devestating tag team of Christian and Tinkerbell.

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Eddie: "Mooove, bitches! Get out the room. Get out the room. Get out the room!"
Dominic: "Uh... dad?"

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And now, Randy would prove to the world that Kamala was really Rikishi in disguise!

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The Mysterio family stares in horror as Eddie reveals, in Chapter Two, that he has no legs.

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At this point, Randy regretted having that big enchilada platter.

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Advanced blacklight technology reveals that, yes, Randy does have a mysterious microchip embedded in his left arm.

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Batista: "And then... there was a shot, and the next thing you know, she was dead. Why... why did Bambi's mother have to die?"

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Eddie: "Alright, give it to me straight, ese. Are we stranding next to a melted Heather Graham or not?"

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Some guys will go through great lengths at a wedding to catch the bridal bouquet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoadWarriorsLOD

Introducing The New Mexicool Sucking Machine...It's Gauranteed To Suck Your Career Away In A Matter Of Seconds

I never understood WHY or HOW people could type EACH AND EVERY WORD with the first letter capitalized. It's useless, and isn't it a pain in the ass To Capitalize Every Single Damn Word That Exists?

:p

it's just a habit i have at times

Ah, okay. Cuz a lot of people seem to do it. Weird. :p

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Xtian: Ok, time to finish you off with a Canadian Destroyer from a certain TNA Superstar! Know who it is?!

Batista: AHHHHHHH!! Thinking hurts!

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JBL: You pull out a woman's chair before she sits down, you bastard!

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Dominic: **mumbling** ...mmran't ...breeethe!!

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Rey = Greatest 'Test' impression ever.

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Eddie: And if this storyline goes any longer, we'll finally get to hear Chapter 11: "We'll all need jobs soon"!

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Eddie: ....freakin' addictive Eyetoy...

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Finally, Dominic will go to a better place: The Disney Channel.

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RKO: Ok, Scooby, time to see who this villian REALLY is!

Kamala: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Wonka: Are you sure you didn't eat that candy?

RKO: Um........... no?

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Mercury: HAIL SABAN !!!

Booker: Two TNA references in one post? Ooohh... **faints**

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L.O.D encounter the vendor of the so-called chocolate.

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Dean: NO! I DON'T WANT TO STAY IN HELL!!

Benoit: If I'm going to Velocity, I'm not going alone!

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Super Crazy: Scotty carrying me in a match?! Oh, Dios, what have I done???

**END.**

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Randy Orton was pretty confident that he could take out the legend of Pac Man, until Pac Man ate that big white dot.......

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Batista Surfing, the newest Rage on Smackdown.

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Dave's worst nightmare comes to be: He forgot his pants...

Christian: Damn, now I know why I didn't do steroids...

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Christian wasn't exactly thrilled with his new "Fisting Pinata" gimmick

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WWE Operatime: Pantless man helping a chair get impaled by another man in his underwear.

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JBL: Where did you hide my pants?

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Eddie: Move to the right, Dominick, I want to Chek Out your fake momma's cans, ese!

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For some reason, Vastardikai wants to be Dominic?

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Showing how awesome he is, Rey balances my opinion of this angle on his finger.

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Eddie: First the kid, now you holmes? Dammit Ese, Duck your ugly head so I can check out your wife's tata's...

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There we go... YEAH ESE!

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Dom: Bye not my real dad who wears a mask everywhere. Bye not my real mommy. And most of all, BYE NOT MY REAL MOMMY'S BOOBS!

:\'(

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Mrs. Misterio: I need to have a little boy's face in my cleavage :\'(

Rey: Well, I guess I could take my mask off...

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Kim Chee: I've tried Kamala surfing for years, how does Randy do it so well?

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Referee: Why do I have to have the Invisible Handgun of Doom for this? Aren't you taking this Legend Killer thing too far?

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Kamala is suffering from a severe case of "Overpushed Skinny guy for a Left Hand" Syndrome.

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Randy Stands in preparation to face the hero from No Holds Barred, unaware that the Smoke is melting his disguise...

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Revealing himself to be an outcast among the Hooloovoo

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Miami Vice: WWE Style

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Batista: I'm Tough, but Sensitive. Note the pink shirt, bitches!

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Booker: His crotch... is right... against... my FACE!

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Biting the forearm, while it isn't necessarily a standard way to counter the clothesline, but it's effective nonetheless.

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Watch out: His Sabu Impression will FLOOR YOU!

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Jobber A channels Kerry Von Erich: Check out the Discus Punch right here.

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Heidenreich turns heel by attacking the the top of the Wrestling Human totem pole.

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Heidenreich shows that he too can cover his big fat belly with his title...

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Simon Dean: MAMA MIA MAMA MIA...

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Nova and Scotty: MAMA MIA LET ME GO!