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Old 08-13-2005, 12:13 AM   #1
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The One, The Only . . . SmackDown! Captions Thread! (for 08.11.2005)
Somebody tell WWE that no amount of directory renaming will hide these images from us:

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Old 08-13-2005, 12:39 AM   #2
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Batista: Aaagh! Get this guy offa' me!


Christian: Oh, crap. I think he's allergic to my cologne, Captain Charisma Cologne by Clavin Klein! (alliteration, bitches!)


Batista: OW! Who put the shiny thing on my head! Dave MAD!!!
Christian: Okay, I'm, uh...upside-down here...


JBL: Get this chair off of your head, stupid! I need to sit down!
Batista: GRGMGLRMGGFLFRLFF??


JBL: What are you DOING!! GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK, YOU SHAVED APE!!!


I'm sorry, but I just have to interject here and say that... Mrs. Mysterio is HOT!!!


Oh, how I wish I were Dominick right now. Instead of "Dominick-on-a-Pole" it's more like "Dominick-WITH-a-Pole"


Rey: You're the maricon, ese!
Eddie:


Eddie: Don't lie to me, homes! There is NOT a homely looking woman with a clipboard behind me! I'm not falling for THAT!


Eddie: Okay, Dominick, see that over there? That's a pole. We're going to strap you to it and have a match. Winner gets you.
Dominick: Um...I'm not goin' up there...


Dominick: [puts up hand with number] By the way, I give this gimmick five weeks before it gets downright ridiculous.


Sr. and Sra. Mysterio finally realize just how ugly Rey's shirt really is.


Kamala: No!! I save you from X-Pac sucking machine!
Randy: It's too late for me, o cannabilistic one. Save yourself!
Kim Chee: What about me?
Randy: You're not fooling anyone, DOINK THE CLOWN!!!


Nick Patrick: Dare me to stick my finger up his nose?


Kamala got bored patting his own belly, so he lifted Randy up to have a go at his.


Orton awaits the next half of the message, "OFF".


You wouldn't like Orton when he's sad...now, he is... THE INCREDIBLE SULK!!!


Christian: I could've come up with a better caption than that, TerranRich. Psshh...


Batista: I want to know who this BATUTA guy is and why he vandalilzed my title!


Mercury: I know there's a Stop Doing That Stupid Spinaroonie Pose and Dance button around here somewhere...


Booker: ANGRYBOOKERTATTAAAACCKKKAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
Edge [o.s.]: I taught him that angry face. I'm so proud!


Booker T: Oh man that STINKS! AAAH, put your arm DOWN!
Nick Patrick: Damn, that's just brutal, Joey. B - R - ... OOTAL!!


He's planning it...I know it! He's planning...HEIDENRAPE!!!


Animal: You see that guy over there, Heidenreich? He is THE homo...


Benoit: And THAT'S for having ONE gimmick, let alone TWO!!


Super Crazy has a hard time fitting all of Steven Richards...
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Old 08-13-2005, 12:50 AM   #3
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Old 08-13-2005, 12:56 AM   #4
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Man, what I would do to her...
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Old 08-13-2005, 12:57 AM   #5
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Old 08-13-2005, 12:57 AM   #6
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Old 08-13-2005, 01:13 AM   #7
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"Dominic, are you... Are you grabbing my ass?"
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Old 08-13-2005, 03:49 AM   #8
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The kid in the yellow/orange cap in the crowd looks jealous.



Orton knew he had to land the move quickly before Kamala graps his balls.
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Old 08-13-2005, 04:07 AM   #9
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As Christian plummets head first from the glass ceiling, he tries to jam his hand up Batista's ass to stop from falling.


Introducing the newest member of the Blue Man Group... RANDY ORTON
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Old 08-13-2005, 06:09 AM   #10
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Old 08-13-2005, 09:16 AM   #11
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Christian:Oh Damn Dave Thats Just Nasty


JBL:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Rey:My Wife Has Big Tits Wanna See Them


Eddie:Hell Yeah Ese Eddie Loves Some Titties


Is It Just Me Or Does She Look Like She Lost Her Dog Or Her Best Friend


The Mysterios Reaction When They Found Out This Storyline May Never End


Nick Patrick:Pull My Finger Dammit


Randys Longtime Dream Comes True He Is Finally A Member Of The bWo


Booker:My Wife Is Ruining My Career SUCKAAAAAAAAA


Benoit Sticks A Simon Shake Where The Sun Does'nt Shine....LITERALLY


Introducing The New Mexicool Sucking Machine...It's Gauranteed To Suck Your Career Away In A Matter Of Seconds
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Old 08-13-2005, 10:24 AM   #12
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Old 08-13-2005, 11:20 AM   #13
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Domonick: I think my wee wee is experiencing rigimortis.
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Old 08-13-2005, 12:23 PM   #14
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Nobody can stop the devestating tag team of Christian and Tinkerbell.




Eddie: "Mooove, bitches! Get out the room. Get out the room. Get out the room!"
Dominic: "Uh... dad?"



And now, Randy would prove to the world that Kamala was really Rikishi in disguise!



The Mysterio family stares in horror as Eddie reveals, in Chapter Two, that he has no legs.




At this point, Randy regretted having that big enchilada platter.



Advanced blacklight technology reveals that, yes, Randy does have a mysterious microchip embedded in his left arm.



Batista: "And then... there was a shot, and the next thing you know, she was dead. Why... why did Bambi's mother have to die?"



Eddie: "Alright, give it to me straight, ese. Are we stranding next to a melted Heather Graham or not?"



Some guys will go through great lengths at a wedding to catch the bridal bouquet.
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Old 08-13-2005, 02:13 PM   #15
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Old 08-13-2005, 08:26 PM   #16
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Introducing The New Mexicool Sucking Machine...It's Gauranteed To Suck Your Career Away In A Matter Of Seconds
I never understood WHY or HOW people could type EACH AND EVERY WORD with the first letter capitalized. It's useless, and isn't it a pain in the ass To Capitalize Every Single Damn Word That Exists?
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Old 08-13-2005, 10:58 PM   #17
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Old 08-14-2005, 04:36 PM   #18
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Ah, okay. Cuz a lot of people seem to do it. Weird.
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Old 08-14-2005, 05:15 PM   #19
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Xtian: Ok, time to finish you off with a Canadian Destroyer from a certain TNA Superstar! Know who it is?!

Batista: AHHHHHHH!! Thinking hurts!


JBL: You pull out a woman's chair before she sits down, you bastard!


Dominic: **mumbling** ...mmran't ...breeethe!!


Rey = Greatest 'Test' impression ever.


Eddie: And if this storyline goes any longer, we'll finally get to hear Chapter 11: "We'll all need jobs soon"!


Eddie: ....freakin' addictive Eyetoy...


Finally, Dominic will go to a better place: The Disney Channel.


RKO: Ok, Scooby, time to see who this villian REALLY is!

Kamala: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!


Wonka: Are you sure you didn't eat that candy?

RKO: Um........... no?


Mercury: HAIL SABAN !!!

Booker: Two TNA references in one post? Ooohh... **faints**


L.O.D encounter the vendor of the so-called chocolate.


Dean: NO! I DON'T WANT TO STAY IN HELL!!

Benoit: If I'm going to Velocity, I'm not going alone!


Super Crazy: Scotty carrying me in a match?! Oh, Dios, what have I done???

**END.**
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Old 08-14-2005, 05:22 PM   #20
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Randy Orton was pretty confident that he could take out the legend of Pac Man, until Pac Man ate that big white dot.......
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Old 08-15-2005, 12:29 PM   #21
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Batista Surfing, the newest Rage on Smackdown.



Dave's worst nightmare comes to be: He forgot his pants...

Christian: Damn, now I know why I didn't do steroids...



Christian wasn't exactly thrilled with his new "Fisting Pinata" gimmick



WWE Operatime: Pantless man helping a chair get impaled by another man in his underwear.



JBL: Where did you hide my pants?



Eddie: Move to the right, Dominick, I want to Chek Out your fake momma's cans, ese!



For some reason, Vastardikai wants to be Dominic?



Showing how awesome he is, Rey balances my opinion of this angle on his finger.



Eddie: First the kid, now you holmes? Dammit Ese, Duck your ugly head so I can check out your wife's tata's...



There we go... YEAH ESE!



Dom: Bye not my real dad who wears a mask everywhere. Bye not my real mommy. And most of all, BYE NOT MY REAL MOMMY'S BOOBS!

:\'(



Mrs. Misterio: I need to have a little boy's face in my cleavage :\'(

Rey: Well, I guess I could take my mask off...



Kim Chee: I've tried Kamala surfing for years, how does Randy do it so well?



Referee: Why do I have to have the Invisible Handgun of Doom for this? Aren't you taking this Legend Killer thing too far?



Kamala is suffering from a severe case of "Overpushed Skinny guy for a Left Hand" Syndrome.



Randy Stands in preparation to face the hero from No Holds Barred, unaware that the Smoke is melting his disguise...



Revealing himself to be an outcast among the Hooloovoo



Miami Vice: WWE Style



Batista: I'm Tough, but Sensitive. Note the pink shirt, bitches!



Booker: His crotch... is right... against... my FACE!



Biting the forearm, while it isn't necessarily a standard way to counter the clothesline, but it's effective nonetheless.



Watch out: His Sabu Impression will FLOOR YOU!



Jobber A channels Kerry Von Erich: Check out the Discus Punch right here.



Heidenreich turns heel by attacking the the top of the Wrestling Human totem pole.



Heidenreich shows that he too can cover his big fat belly with his title...



Simon Dean: MAMA MIA MAMA MIA...



Nova and Scotty: MAMA MIA LET ME GO!
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