TPWW EMERGENCY ROOM
 

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"TPWW Emergency Room" Emergency Room

In this "great post" of mine I will tell Paraniod Rattlesnake why no one bothered to reply to his post until me now...

THE VICTIM

An over a one hundred line post about an angle that ended over a month ago.

THE SYMPTOMS

What has the problem with this post? Sure it's a good idea, hell it's even wothy of spoofing (the highest complement) it's creative as all hell anf frankly I wish I came up with it. But where did it all go wrong? Oh I know after about the twentith line, most people are left thinking "get to the f*cking point already"

THE OPERATING TABLE

When dealing with a post that has a good and noble premise that just goes on too long there is really only one way to cure the ailment, "get to the f*cking point" don't make people read a post that ges on and on telling us what we already know, hit your point and leave, keep it simple keep it quick. And some humor in your post wouldn't kill ya.

CHANCES OF SURVIVAL

This particular editing of TPWW EMERGENCY ROOM left the readers dead bored, so it's chance of resesitation are about as good as Louie Anderson's chances with Pamela Anderson. However, there is a positive to this thread "I saved a bunch of money on Gico" That and it is a good premise, but all you have to remember is to "get to the f*cking point" next time.

LOL

:lol: :y:

there is too much to read, someone get me the cliffs notes.

Fu</>ck you cu</>nt

Settle down, I read most of it. But then I got bored.

That was lame.

Trust me, it was.

You're a fu</>cking tosser as well.

Not directed at you BDC

Sure got a whole lot of room to talk, don't ya?

Anyways, Rattlesnake did a good job with this. I don't think I'd really put as much thought into fantasy booking, but his angle was really well-planned and would have probably worked a hell of a lot better than the way it really happened. :y:

Double standards at its finest, but i suppose if he isn't doing it it is wrong

Yeah, double standards.

Not fair.

But nor's life

Get the fu</>ck over it.

Awwww did sumbody hurt ickle rickys feelings

Nah, you were the only getting all upset over a double standard.

You confuse upset with meh

LOL

Ran out of smartass comments have we child

Nah, it's just funny.

So I laugh.

Well when your childishness rubs off, give me a yell.

Nice idea for a thread Rattlesnake. In my mind you're probably the most innovative poster on this forum at the moment and that was a good read. Hope you do more of them.

BWAHAHAHA @ the show off.

Ricky is the man

How does you being a self-contradicting retard prove life's unfair towards P-R?

nah not today!

Nice article... though a bit boring.

Nice spoof. :lol:

I'm smelling the positive rep for you