So according to the Ross Report...
 

A WWE Diva that will surprise all of us has agreed to pose for Playboy.

So who will that be?

Everyone's gonna be saying the obvious choices like Trish, Stacy, Mae Young, or Lita.

But knowing things I think if this is actually true then I'm going to say one of the faceless divas.

Stephanie McMahon... Vince is still waiting for... Oh, that's horrible...

...THERE'S A ROSS REPORT STILL?!

He stopped doing it for a couple of years, but he just restarted it today.

Just read it. Actually, some pretty good stuff mixed int here with the mindless fluff.. You can tell from his writing that JR still has an excellent mind for the business, even if he is a little senile on the PBP at times.

The stuff about the NCAA/nicknames was dead wrong in my opinion...but that's for another forum.

Pick Your Poison :drool:

Maybe it might be Melina. :drool:

Maria: What's Playboy?

Jillian Hall.

So who here is going to email Good Ol' JR questions?

Also...my pick is.....Lita. Or perhaps Melina.

PRolly the chick with the thing on her face.

You DON'T wanna know where the other growths are.

Hm.

You might be right, I mean J.R. DID say that this diva will "Surprise us all."

Lawler: AHHHHH! WHAT'S THE STICKING OUT OF HER?!?!?

J.R.: I don't know what you're talking about King...

Lawler: SOMETHING IS GROWING OUT OF HER VAGINA!

J.R.: We're on the air King...

I wanna see Maria or Trish. I've seen Candice Sofcore Porn_style on Skinemax, so she gets elimianted by me.

OR it'll be Chyna, sans the airbrushed penis.

They are saving that for the special "Gender Bender" edition.

Chyna and Nicole Bass are going to do the Sable/Torrie Wilson double spread.

One word: Luna Vachon










:shifty:

They told me I would be in that spread. :'(

*waits for the obvious Shannon Moore KK joke*

I don't see what's funny about Shannon Moore. Leave her alone.

Melina or Trish? :drool:

I think it'll be someone like Maria, Lillian or Lita. If it gets that shit of her face, Jillian Hall would be nice to see.

Yes. We really need to see MORE of Melina. :|

Melina has more of a personality than the other divas, who really aren't that great anyway. Melina would sell some copies, I'm telling you. Just blur her face.

Melina has more personality, but that has what to do with a still shoot?

At times I find Lita attractive

Anyway, I just read the Ross Report. That JR comes off as a dirty, dirty man. :D Gotta love him.

He may get a bit drawn out in the commentary booth, but when he can focus and has time to plan, he could be the best journalist the WWE has. I liked the way he did a shit on the current tag team division, and how he was honest about what it will take for Shelton to climb to the top.

So we'll see more young talent joining Brian Black, Ken Kennedy, Lance Cade, Trevor Murdock, etc. I hope they are brought in better than Matt Morgan.

I might ask JR a question about what he really thinks about the cruiserweights being told to slow down. Maybe something about Val Venis.

I hope it is Stacy or Trish.

well it's probably not a Smack down girl so forget stacy or melina.I think it will either victoria or asheley...
but i'm girl I don't care

Why won't it be a smackDOWN! girl "The Fox". I'm on to you. I know you're only here to pick up ideas for the WWE uncreative team!

it's not that but JR's on raw so i just think it would be more likely to be a Raw diva than a SD one

...

Well, I can think of one reason which could be pro or con.

Smackdown's on network, making it hard to promote.

OTOH, there's a decent chance that they could play up the promotion as "The Network" does not approve.

i hope it's maria honestly
she is fucking hot

I wanna see Trish's penis catcher.

Probably be Ashley. :'(

Ashley's already done Playboy. So it woudln't be her.

I'd say Victoria, Trish, or Maria. My CHOICE however would be Victoria. :naughty:

They DO repeat some people...Plus, she wasn't a WWE Diva. And let's face it, nudity's about the only hope we have for her.

They NEED to just get it over with and have Trish pose. She's got to be the most wanted of the lot. Not that others wouldn't tickle my...*ahem* Fancy.

Yes, Trish is a CLOSE second to my top choice. If the others were still there, I would've said Molly or Joy, but alas Molly's gone...Joy too.

But yeah, because Ross said it'd be a surprise, you'd think it'd be someone other than Ashley, because (1) she's already done it, and (B) she's too new for it to be a surprise.

I say Trish or Victoria. :)