Raw thread 9-12-05 (Pretend its 1995)
 

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General Manager Eric Bischoff has signed a huge Handicap Match for Monday Night RAW on Sept. 12. It will be WWE Champion John Cena taking on both Kurt Angle and Tyson Tomko. Cena has overcome many odds since becoming WWE Champion, but can he really turn back both Angle and Tomko? Watch RAW to find out.

It has just been learned that "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair will take on Chris Masters tonight in one-on-one action. Several weeks ago on RAW, Masters forced an already beaten and battered Flair to succumb to the Master Lock. Will Masters have the same success tonight?
Also, Edge will have the tall order of battling Big Show in Edge's first match since a frightening Side Effect off the RAW stage injured his neck.
Also, Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch made a stunning debut upsetting the World Tag Team Champions, Rosey and The Hurricane. How will they top their first appearance on RAW?

By jobbing to someone else.

Im looking forward to Cade & Murdoch.

This Raw will suck loads of semen.

Keep'n it positive. :D

1995? Pssh, I wish. But like I said, if the show is ok in the first half hour or I just complain too much, I'm gone for tonight. I don't know if I can stay positive for some of the so-called "entertainment" WWE gives us sometimes.

Ok. It will positivley suck. How bout that?

this thread will be very empty if we will have to remain positive.


This is like trying to come up with postive things about dogshit

well, here we go another Raw thread.

Yo it's me, it's me, it's.........Morgan.

Where is everyone?

WHAT THE FUCK

What kind of shitty raw is this? I haven't even watched yet but fucking creative team.

OMG TRIPLE H YOU ASSHOLE STOP HOLDING CHRISTIAN DOWN. WAIT HE'S ON SMACKDOWN. I DON'T CARE THO TIPLE HE DIE.

and Lita, plz stop botching and matt hardy kill lita k/ thx

BAW GAHD JR STOP MESSING UP OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMOGMG

this raw sucks *doesn't change channel* this raw is a piece of crap *eyes are glued to screen* i have to wake up at 6am and i am still watching this shittttttttt

:roll:

I get it. We're pretending it's 1995, so we're pretending there's no internet.

The card for tonight looks weak as hell. I doubt I'll be able to post in this thread and make like it was 1995. I'll be watching but I'm not gonna post here because I am not going to be able to stay positive.

HOLY SHIT! IT'S THE BIG SHOW! 1995 RULES! :drool:

.....so I guess both Matt Hardy and Snitsky shall run in during this match?

I'LL GET THE JAWS,THE JAWS,AND YOU GET A MONKEY,YEAH,COME ON,COME ON,COME ON, LET'S GET IT ON!!!!.

Whatever the lyrics are.

good opening matchup.

I really love Lita's new boobs. But then again...who doesn't like new boobs?

I hope we see something worth while tonight..

AHAHAHA!

I loved that look Show gave Edge before lifting him up and splitting his balls.

Here comes Matt Hardy

POMG THEYIRE BURYING HARDY!!!

Someone really needs to draw up a diagram of the Big Show illustrating this guys weird anatomy. Frying pan sized hands, typewriter head.

A TAG MATCH?! WHOOOOAA, these 4 guys are gonna fight at the PPV so this is gonna be something! WOW! I did not expect this in 1995!

I heart rasslin'.

And here comes the impromptu tag match.

my sheep

"Verticality." Goddamnit JR learn English.

Uhmmm, too bad "verticality" is an actual word.

Am I the only one that is sick of the Hardy chants and the ridiculous pops he's getting?

Gene Snitsky's scary back acne (backne! ha!) makes me a sad, sad boy.

Why when JR botching English is more entertaining?

Also...COMMERCIAL BREAK DURING A MATCH! DRINK!

Probably, I prefer it alot more over the dead silence.

Lita is so fucking hot.

Man, after all that action, I do need a nice break to drink. Great show so far and I am positive about that.

:y: ;)

It does looks like he's growing alien pods there.

Those are alien pods.

Also....oh look, we came back from commercial and the face is in trouble...DRINK!

....did Big Show hit a wrestling move on Snitsky?

:rofl: If Shadow's drinking to wrestling cliches, he's gonna be drunk within the hour.

Lita did such a good job of getting away.